Bulmahnaut #8's page

Buy those Minotaur Games products!

My Bulmahnaut sense is tingling...

Of course! What kind of question is that?

Quote:

things that should be trampled and broken

fine china
Math that attempts to impugn Lord Jason's writings
costume jewelry
real jewelry
empty rum bottle
full rum bottle
empty rum barrel
full rum barrel

Quote:

things that should not be trampled and broken

hot women
Lord Jason's writings
empty rum bottle
full rum bottle
empty rum barrel
full rum barrel

** spoiler omitted **

My answer of "42" got me flogged...

Heh heh...oh...those...uh...heh heh...weren't...for...heh heh...us...

<Grabs a dress>

Ooooh, this is just my style!
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What?

I'd like to request "Black Hole Sun" next.

<Shows up with horns painted black>

I'm ready!

I can't wait to meet some real Romans. Do you think they'll have gladiator games?

Did you guys know that one of those china shop owners is suing us? They hired some gallop-by-night lawyer.

Don't be a wise guy. Just look what happened to 20!

I looked up Turkish holidays afterwards, and, as luck would have it, I found out that Turkey actually has that holiday at the end of the month.

Why, you!

Extends index and middle finder while pulling 8's nose ring, thus poking him in the eyes.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I was talking about Kurban Bayrami. What did you think I was talking about?

Can we go to Turkey next? I think they have a celebration at the end of the month.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!!!

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Apparently #8 got a little confused.

Oh, mahn, it happens to the best of us. Those parties the night before are wild!

I'm gonna run down this new page!

Chaaaaaaarge!!!!

All right, Bulmahnauts, we've been slacking off today.

Let's put our backs into it!

Aye aye, Cap'n.

*SNAP*

MEDIC!

Sneaky Sahuagin wrote:

See? Even us Sahuaganauts standby our standards. No sauced up second string psychopathic shooter will succeed as a snack.

So, I guess I'm safe?

Did you guys hear something?

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

5, are we sailing too near to one of the political threads?

*emerges from the sea and throws a grappling hook over the rail of the ship and begins to climb*

Clowns off the starboard bow!

That way lies madness!

Oh no.....more than just bilge water.

That's not where we put the slaad eggs, is it?

Splits his skull wide open.

Ha-ha! Take that old man! How dare you foul Lord Jason's air with your breath, and my ears with your horrible accent?

Stuffs a moldy cheese in the yawning gap of his cranium as he goes down into the waves.

Nicely done, boss!

Quickest alias death, ever!

<Pulls out chain gun>

I bought this in Alkenstar.

What?

<Grabs pig, but it slips out of the Bulmahnaut's grasp>

What gives? This pig is greased.

<Grabs the dodo by the neck>

*Snap*

<Arnold Schwarzenegger voice>
Extinction is for the birds.

I'm going to use my daily power to slide some of them around the battlegrid.

What?

Sounds like a great idea, Lord Captain.

Ideas submitted so far:
1. Go to the isle of Lemnos...on the nearby isle of Lesbos they have a finishing school for unmarried young women (va-va-va-va-voom!) that trains them in, among other things, poetry and the art of love.
2. Go to Spain where the bulls chase the people. (The logic here would seem to indicate that minotaurs would go at the back of the back, so that we chase everyone!)
3. Go on a quest for the endless barrel of rum. (Seems like we would start our inquiries here in Bermuda. In addition to the world's best rum, they had a famous wizard who lived here once, I think he was named Prospero.)

Hmm...consulting his Ori Harpagmos' Guide to Mythic Quests in the Hellenic World.

My Lord Jason, doesn't your step-father also live on the isle of Lemnos?

Oooh, I don't know about Spain. I severely injured one of the tourists, and the Spaniards might try to hurt me if they seem there.

Ugh!

Hey, 8, let's stuff 20 in one of these empty barrels and let Lord Jason discover him. Would serve 20 right.

<Lures #20 with promises of alcohol, knocks him out (with an empty barrel, of course) and stuffs him in the barrel>

Done and done.

<Hefts 8 barrels of rum>

Only 92 more to go...

How can we find a Super Walmart while we're out at sea?

Maybe we can make St George's or Fort Hamilton in Bermuda by nightfall? We can pick up Gosling's Black Seal rum there, while I've never seen it in Walmarts (not even the Walmarts that have Belgian ale!)

Hmm...maybe we can also scrounge up some tequila? I've heard that sticking a sauhuagin in a barrel of tequila and leaving it there for a year or two does wonders for both the tequila and the sauhuagin...

<Knocks sahuagin off the boat before Bulmahnaut #1 finishes>

Aw damn!

"Maybe we can use Improved Bull Rush..."

Or maybe someone can cast Bull's Strength.

Excellent job, #1.

<Puts dinner back under the crate>

<Shakes hands with sore thumbs>

Oh darn it! Supper left.

I'll help as soon as I get my thumbs back!

Can I take my thumbs out yet?

Here's a towel for you, Sir.

Oh, look at that. We seem to have sprung some leaks.

<Sticks thumbs in holes>

Row, row, row the ship, gently across the sea....

Row, row, row the ship, gently across the sea...

All fixed... sorry... nevermind. I am a man of many forms. Trust me.. this is the one you want to be dealing with.

Shouldn't you all be rowing?

I'm rowing, Boss! Unlike #7 here...

*hic*

thanksh jashon

/falls into water

Yes, thanks Jason! Especially for the already-prepared bird in wine sauce...

<Grabs Skreynite from the water>

Bulmahnaut #8 wrote:

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Looks like someone is allergic to spices...

Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?

Make two fortitude saves and you'll be fine.

Oh, yeah. We all have Greatest Fortitude. d20+31: 17+31=48 and 9+31=40

Much better now. Did the chicken bring friends? We've got plenty of spices. And where's the cook?

Looks like someone is allergic to spices...

Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?

Ah...ah...

ACHOOOOOOO!

The Corbossy lists dangerously to port.

I think the bard is trying to summon that legendary monster for us to battle.

Keelhauling?

Walking of the plank?

Scarealbatross?

Jason has made it to Oz, and he has bequeathed unto us some words of wisdom:

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No love for my jaunty tune aboard the Corbossy?

<Off-key>

We're headed for a land down under
Where beer does flow and Jason thunders
Can't you see, can't you see Pathfinder?
You better read, from cover to cover.