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*eggs the potato*
No, but give it time.
Why are these snakes so dry? Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
*goes in search of a snake-oil salesman.*
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I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?
All pale into insignificance beside the Potatoes.
{lurks}
*hurks*
Cut! It's Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, not Potatoes! Who messed with the scripts?
*eggs the potato*
No, but give it time.
Um, actually, we go better with mayo.
wait, no! that's not what I meant! Ahhhhh!!!
Hey, has anybody seen my sheep?
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Some people call me the spruce crowbar.
Some people call me the Dumpster of LARP.
Some people call me Mauritania (WOOP WOOOO)
Because pork and Stilton pies are off the menu.
If I went sane would Hugh still call me Soupor Slaad?
If I'm a liver well would you be there holding a ham?
SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW!
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?
No. You'll need to be shreaded as a side of hash browns.
:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::
Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?
:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::
Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?
On the fifth day of Slaadmas my true glove gave to me 5 purple pills!
I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::
Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?
True story!
I once walked 11 miles home, blackout drunk on Goldschlager and somehow made it home safely by the next morning, with all my money, and two CDs I most definitely did not buy.
Ace Of Base and Lynch Mob.
I'll take my prize money in PaizoBucks.
You'll take your prize money in winged noses or not at all.
slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.
Yay!! We're in the song!!!
* Slaadlings dance and play*
Wrong! And you Sir, Sunomono Slaad, would be safer at Mandalay Bay.
Ugh. That popping neuron under the cranium tells me that the Spicy Nacho Salad is no long on the Taco Bell menu.
8 jiggling egg sacs
7 Modron corpses,
slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree!
9 jars of fog
8 jiggling egg sacs
7 Modron corpses,
slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 unprovoked pea.
10 Larpers leaving
9 Jars of Fog
8 Jiggling Egg Sacs
7 Modron Corpses
Slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations
5 Purple pills
4 from Sesame Street
3 hub caps marked property of Frias
2 Lava lamps
And a Bear in a Bare tree.
BUT HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH!
I think you'll find that's actually the Emperor Charlemagne.
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!
BABABABABABABABABABABABABA
UMAMAUMAU BABAUMAMAMAU
Baba ganosh? I love that stuff.
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!
You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.
Just a reminder! Turkeys are loud!
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.
Don’t mind if I do!
Don’t mind if I do!Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.
With chocolate sauce, sprinkles, a picatinny rail, frilled cuffs, and red stripes to make it go faster?
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
It's not, its just out standing in it.
It's not, its just out standing in it.I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
Like an award-winning scarecrow.
Like an award-winning scarecrow.It's not, its just out standing in it.I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
... If that scarecrow had sores on its genitals.
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
Will you spay my fleas, will you bean my muff,
As we walk in the fields of herpes?
Will you paint my knees, blimey, what the chuff?
As we roast in the fields of corn
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I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
Will you spay my fleas, will you bean my muff,
As we walk in the fields of herpes?
Will you paint my knees, blimey, what the chuff?
As we roast in the fields of corn
Hey, HEY, diD I ASk foR A TABlESIDE musICiAn?!?
*bites AM GOLD's 7th-22nd ribs off*
Now egg him!
Merry Slaadmas, motherf#$+ers!