Dammit, where did that squirrel come from? Now I'm extra-crispy.
I've always wanted to be extra-crispsy
Stretches arms high and wide
POWER EXTREME!
Wow, you were spicy and now you're also extra-crispy!!! It's like you got bit by a radioactive Colonel Sanders!!! Sweet!!!
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♪ Spicy-Slaad, Spicy-Slaad ♫
♫ Does whatever the Spicy wants ♪
♪ Burninate? Any time ♫
♫ Egg everything on the Prime ♪
♪ Look out, here comes the Spicy-Slaaaaaaaad ♫
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This is the best thread ever.
We said it.
Who is smoking in this thread??? Don't you know that smoking stunts your growth?
*Puufff* Depends on what you're smoking! ;)
I smoked once then I became extra-crispy.
And look, now you are shorter! This proves my point beyond a shadow of a snort.
*flashes Zgotar's back*
Slaad icons of Hollywood: Sam "E.G.G." Jones, Melody "egg-layer" Anderson, Max Von Eggdow, and Chaim "Egghead" Topol.
Who is smoking in this thread??? Don't you know that smoking stunts your growth?
{just now notices smoke leaking from her ears} Oops, sorry. {stuffs a peacock spider in each ear}
I'm glad you said something before I ended up like Alice in Lawfulland.
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?
Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.
Also:
Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.
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Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.
Also:
Keep practicing. You'll never make it to Carnegie Hall if you don't practice.
@Mythic Rysky: Hey, mating season is in January-February - you've only got 6-8 weeks, so you really need to practice your come-hither call if you're looking for any action. ;)
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Somebody egg this foo. I'm practicing monogamy.Are handlebar mustaches finessable? What about neckbeards?Going off that Witch Hex they are treated as natural weapons, so yes.
Also:
Keep practicing. You'll never make it to Carnegie Hall if you don't practice.
@Mythic Rysky: Hey, mating season is in January-February - you've only got 6-8 weeks, so you really need to practice your come-hither call if you're looking for any action. ;)
Drat! Back to the drawing board.
Dats the ticket.
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?
Eggs Rysky on her way out the door
Points to SnowJade
You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.
Oooooooooooh, burnnnnnnnnn!
Points to SnowJade
You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.
{sings... badly:}
Slaad kitty,Warm kitty,
Little ball of fleas.
Chaos kitty,
Shedding kitty,
Hack Cough Wheeze
*plays a violin with three snapped strings and the fourth replaced by a strip of saw blade*
Dats the ticket.
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?
Eggs Rysky on her way out the door
Points to SnowJade
You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.
Oh boy, over-medium :3
And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.
Well actually yes. This being the slaad were all non-slaad get their first egging. And hence our motto,
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Hence our motto, gogornite scum.Dats the ticket.
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?
Eggs Rysky on her way out the door
Points to SnowJade
You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.
Oh boy, over-medium :3
And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.
Grrr stupid murican commando toys.
Did i edit Gorgonite scum? My slaady bad...
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Well actually yes. This being the slaad were all non-slaad get their first egging. And hence our motto,Dats the ticket.
Who in the name of chaos lets these non-slaads into the thread?
Eggs Rysky on her way out the door
Points to SnowJade
You! Stop shedding on the thread. Makes my eys watery.
Oh boy, over-medium :3
And yes it's only perfectly logical that only Slaadi come to the Slaad Thread.
Wait do I only get one? What am I gonna do with all these jalapeños I bought then?
*stuffs a habanero pepper in his eye*
This one seems pretty slaad-like.
*Shoves a plant under Spicy Nacho Slaad's eyes* Here, you can water this, then. *Sheds some more, gives Rysky a headbonk*
*Sneeze*
*Shoves a plant under Spicy Nacho Slaad's eyes* Here, you can water this, then. *Sheds some more, gives Rysky a headbonk*
Daisies! My favorite. Thank you.
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{sighs} Last time I was watered was by that passing poodle--Ugh!
{flinches momentarily at a possibly whale-shaped shadow}
Sometimes you need a good cry.
*throws bag of onions in the blender*
Clears out the sinuses! *Adds a handful of Thai Bird of Paradise peppers*
Rolls himslef into a ball and rolls himself across the thread
Ooohh! A roly-ball thing! *Chases after the roly-ball thing.*
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
*swats SNS into the next county with a cricket bat*
*throws hands into the air*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oof!
*considers switching careers from landlord to cruise director*
OK, but if you're Captain Stubing, I get to be Isaac. {quickdraws dual finger pistols and smiles at 4th Wall}
I WANNA BE THE BOAT!!!!
Toot Toot!
*climb aboard Macaroni Slaad*
*start singing "I'm on a Boat"