So, Priestess of Calistria, got any ideas on how to exorcise a goddess if she happens to have decided to inhabit your body?
And what is it exactly that Calistria is the goddess of? I get confused.
The naked half-elven priestess ponders, tapping a yellow-and-black striped fingernail to her pale cheek
I'm not sure how you divest yourself from a goddess inhabiting you. They usually do what they please. Perhaps by acting in ways antithetical to the goddess? Just a thought.
Oh and Calistria is the Savored Sting, Goddess of trickery, lust, and revenge. Some of my favorite things!
Laughs wickedly, sipping her Stinger cocktail
The naked half-elven priestess ponders, tapping a yellow-and-black striped fingernail to her pale cheek
I'm not sure how you divest yourself from a goddess inhabiting you. They usually do what they please. Perhaps by acting in ways antithetical to the goddess? Just a thought.
Oh and Calistria is the Savored Sting, Goddess of trickery, lust, and revenge. Some of my favorite things!
Laughs wickedly, sipping her Stinger cocktail
*looks dejected* Yeah, I tried that. I've been nice. I mean really nice. I've been sweet and helpful and even tried to end conflicts. She doesn't care. It just makes it more fun for her to screw up my life when she does come out. Oh well, thanks for trying. If you do happen to come upon anything that would help, let me know.
Oh, and Calistria sounds fun.*drains the last of the tequila* Hey, can I get another drink over here please?
(I would just like to point out, technically I don't need a resurrection, just for my phylactery--)
*Kobold explodes*
And Heathy has every other thread. So does Callous Jack. But because of some old thing I did which I can't even remember, people are banning me from THEIR threads. I fail to understand. The Frogs did an anti-Borg thread, but nobody really bugged the Borg about staying out. And other people have caused more trouble than me. But when it comes to me, it's 'infest'. I wouldn't IC post on this thread if you payed me.
Hey, all the Jacks seem to be here. I brought the Jack-apult if anybody wants to launch the peasant.
A half-elven female clad in a yellow and black bikini swoops down riding a large yellowjacket wasp.
Ahh! A Jacuzzi!
Disembarks off the wasp and eases gently into the warm water.
The roar of trurbine engines dim the sound for a moment as a large hovercraft pulls up to the party. The name Lug Boat is painted on its stern.
Hey! I heard there was a half-clad hottie in a jacuzzi here. I brought a couple of kegs for the party.
Malice waves to his fellow Jack
Hey buddy! Bring the kegs on up! We got a fresh new place to rage at!
whispers
The annoying peasant just rolled in if you wanna go grab the Jack-A-Pult!
whispers back
Well, the priestess just went commando so we could use her bikini top to lauch the little guy
Well, sometimes I'm the Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge, but I'm trying to forget that at the moment. *holds up tequila bottle before taking a swig* She does things with our body that I do not approve of when it's her turn. I mean, the Demon Lord of Tribbles??? Really?!*Shows up carrying a duffel bag. Looks around.*
Wow. This is quite the party you have here. I brought presents.
*Opens the bag to reveal that the bag of holding is stuffed to the gills with alcohol. Hands bag to Acme Robot, grabbing out a bottle of tequila as she does.*
And since I still have 24 hours to go on my 'drink all you want so you can deal with all the crap people keep telling you evil you did with your body while you were away' clause, I intend to make the most of them. Ooh, a hot tub.
*Climbs into the hot tub.*The half-elven priestess smiles coquettishly
Welcome sister! My, you look like the perect worshipper for my goddess Calistria! Are you afffiliated with any other deities at the momenet?
*pokes Patrick Curtin*
hehehehehe
(I would just like to point out, technically I don't need a resurrection, just for my phylactery--)
*Kobold explodes*And Heathy has every other thread. So does Callous Jack. But because of some old thing I did which I can't even remember, people are banning me from THEIR threads. I fail to understand. The Frogs did an anti-Borg thread, but nobody really bugged the Borg about staying out. And other people have caused more trouble than me. But when it comes to me, it's 'infest'. I wouldn't IC post on this thread if you payed me.
*drains the last of the tequila* Hey, can I get another drink over here please?
*BEEP!*
Right away miss!
Zips over with a fresh margarita, a fresh stinger and two mimosas
The naked half-elven priestess ponders, tapping a yellow-and-black striped fingernail to her pale cheek
I'm not sure how you divest yourself from a goddess inhabiting you. They usually do what they please. Perhaps by acting in ways antithetical to the goddess? Just a thought.
Oh and Calistria is the Savored Sting, Goddess of trickery, lust, and revenge. Some of my favorite things!
Laughs wickedly, sipping her Stinger cocktail
*looks dejected* Yeah, I tried that. I've been nice. I mean really nice. I've been sweet and helpful and even tried to end conflicts. She doesn't care. It just makes it more fun for her to screw up my life when she does come out. Oh well, thanks for trying. If you do happen to come upon anything that would help, let me know.
Oh, and Calistria sounds fun.
*drains the last of the tequila* Hey, can I get another drink over here please?
Maybe if you showed that you could be even more depraved than she is. You are in a hot tub after all with a commando priestess, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus......
It could be like Priestesses Gone Wild. I'll get a camera.
Maybe if you showed that you could be even more depraved than she is. You are in a hot tub after all with a commando priestess, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus......
It could be like Priestesses Gone Wild. I'll get a camera.
Didn't you get enough pictures when it was her turn with our body?
whispers back
Well, the priestess just went commando so we could use her bikini top to lauch the little guy
Whispers
I'll grab the peasant if you grab the top!
Hey, all the Jacks seem to be here. I brought the Jack-apult if anybody wants to launch the peasant.
A delivery truck pulls up from guess where, of course Acme Labs. A team of workman unload a big box labelled 'Acme Kobold Catapult'
Here's a present from the Jacks! With ours here on loan we could launch betweeen the two.
... Oh well, thanks for trying. If you do happen to come upon anything that would help, let me know.
Oh, and Calistria sounds fun.
*drains the last of the tequila* Hey, can I get another drink over here please?
The priestess looks thoughtful
Well, perhaps I can try and commune with Calistria for a sloution. ALwys happy to help out potential converts! Let me give it some thought, they don't call her the goddess of trickery for nothing!
Didn't you get enough pictures when it was her turn with our body?
Maybe if you showed that you could be even more depraved than she is. You are in a hot tub after all with a commando priestess, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus......
It could be like Priestesses Gone Wild. I'll get a camera.
That's odd. This digital camera shows the date of half of those pictures to be before the goddess showed up.
whispers back
Well, the priestess just went commando so we could use her bikini top to lauch the little guy
Whispers
I'll grab the peasant if you grab the top!
Darn! Where are those poodles when you need one? I have them trained to steal bikini tops. Great for the beach.
(I would just like to point out, technically I don't need a resurrection, just for my phylactery--)
*Kobold explodes*And Heathy has every other thread. So does Callous Jack. But because of some old thing I did which I can't even remember, people are banning me from THEIR threads. I fail to understand. The Frogs did an anti-Borg thread, but nobody really bugged the Borg about staying out. And other people have caused more trouble than me. But when it comes to me, it's 'infest'. I wouldn't IC post on this thread if you payed me.
You ARE a godmodder, so don't act like you aren't. Your guy is completely impervious to ANYTHING. I fail to see how attacking your avvies matters, given that they were impossible to hurt.
You are attempting to BAN me from a thread. That is also harassment. You have no right to keep me from posting here.
*pokes Patrick Curtin*
hehehehehe
Naw you're cool. It's like the no Homer's Club.
That's odd. This digital camera shows the date of half of those pictures to be before the goddess showed up.Didn't you get enough pictures when it was her turn with our body?
Maybe if you showed that you could be even more depraved than she is. You are in a hot tub after all with a commando priestess, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus......
It could be like Priestesses Gone Wild. I'll get a camera.
hissed whisper You promised me that nobody would ever find out about those.
Darn! Where are those poodles when you need one? I have them trained to steal bikini tops. Great for the beach.
Oh there's one on the patio!
Whistles
Looks up
YAP!
runs over to Malice
Get the top boy! That yellow-black number!
Wags tail
YAP!
Runs over to jacuzzi, grabs top, runs back wagging tail
Pets DLP
Good boy!
Looks over
Hey that rat stole my top!
Looks askance at the conspiring Jacks
I have a bad feeling about this ...
Looks over
Hey that rat stole my top!
They do that. I have to put magical locks on my closet to keep them from stealing my bikini tops. And even then it only works some of the time.
They do that. I have to put magical locks on my closet to keep them from stealing my bikini tops. And even then it only works some of the time.Looks over
Hey that rat stole my top!
frowns
I just got that top too! Now it'll have rat drool on it!
shudders
hissed whisper You promised me that nobody would ever find out about those.That's odd. This digital camera shows the date of half of those pictures to be before the goddess showed up.Didn't you get enough pictures when it was her turn with our body?
Maybe if you showed that you could be even more depraved than she is. You are in a hot tub after all with a commando priestess, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus......
It could be like Priestesses Gone Wild. I'll get a camera.
But Frat Jack showed his pics first! Of course his looked more like secret pics......
Looks out of his mousehole
Squee?
OK Malice, you hold the top with the drool and I'll get the peasant.
They do that. I have to put magical locks on my closet to keep them from stealing my bikini tops. And even then it only works some of the time.Looks over
Hey that rat stole my top!
frowns
I just got that top too! Now it'll have rat drool on it!
shudders
I have some top notch cleansing spells I can do for you.
But Frat Jack showed his pics first! Of course his looked more like secret pics......
Where did Frat Jack get pics? I didn't do anything with him. Not even during last night's drinking game.
sudden comprehension dawns That bastard put a secret camera in my shower didn't he!
OK Malice, you hold the top with the drool and I'll get the peasant.
Got it!
Stretches the fabric
MMMM ...Lycra
I have some top notch cleansing spells I can do for you.
Thanks! Rat drool is a tough one. Almost as bad as Glabrezu slime ..
shudders
I have some top notch cleansing spells I can do for you.
Thanks! Rat drool is a tough one. Almost as bad as Glabrezu slime ..
shudders
Tell me about it. I had to work for months to get a spell that would take that stuff out.
Yeah, Calistria hangs with some weird folk sometimes. At least the temple has a clothing allowance for working priestesses!
Looks around the clubhouse
Although this crew is pretty weird in its own way. Are those two golems going to wear my top or something?
Yeah, Calistria hangs with some weird folk sometimes. At least the temple has a clothing allowance for working priestesses!
Looks around the clubhouse
Although this crew is pretty weird in its own way. Are those two golems going to wear my top or something?
No, they want to use it as a slingshot. They have to be much drunker than this before they decide to wear it.
Jack Hammer grabs the gibbering peasant by the scruff of the neck and places him into the improvised launcher
Choose your destination MJ. Launch slingshot!
Hurry, before this guy's rambling melts my brain!
Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther side
Bloody fascist Jaaaaaaaacks
A distant splash is heard.
Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther side
Man, you missed the froggies. Either we need more froggies at this party, a better launcher, or you need better aim.
So, I heard this great story the other day. These two priestesses, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus were all sitting in a jacuzzi getting drunk. Naked.
That's it. That's the end. Too short?
Malice shades his eyes
Huh! 'Bout a half mile on those DDs ...hmm.
Retreives the top
Take him a while to swim back.
So, I heard this great story the other day. These two priestesses, a fiendish dryad, and a succubus were all sitting in a jacuzzi getting drunk. Naked.
That's it. That's the end. Too short?
Malice looks back to the four female forms in the jacuzzi
Well, The day is young, and the mimosas are flowing. The story has to have time to write itself you know ...
Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther sideMan, you missed the froggies. Either we need more froggies at this party, a better launcher, or you need better aim.
Looks up from his Spongebob Shaggoth towel
HAY! No molesterin' us froggies or Lynora will make you sorry!
Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther sideMan, you missed the froggies. Either we need more froggies at this party, a better launcher, or you need better aim.
Looks up from his Spongebob Shaggoth towel
HAY! No molesterin' us froggies or Lynora will make you sorry!
I have to aggravate lynora-Jill. It's in the bylaws.
Then I get to make up...
I have to aggravate lynora-Jill. It's in the bylaws.Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther sideMan, you missed the froggies. Either we need more froggies at this party, a better launcher, or you need better aim.
Looks up from his Spongebob Shaggoth towel
HAY! No molesterin' us froggies or Lynora will make you sorry!
I wonder if she would get mad if we put one of the froggies in the jack-apult?
Heh. I'm game if you are!