"Hah, I know it's big but you don't have to act like it's going to kill you!"
"Will you three settle down, I'm dying for some sleep!"
Hey guys good to see the awesome responses. Haha I'm getting a kick on how you guys are interpreting the illustration I did!
keep them coming!
We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P
Heh! You're referring to me. I should get an honorary forum title on my avatar that says Spoiler McSpoilsalot! ;)
In my own defense, I just kind of stumbled into it, not unlike Cayden Cailean's journey through the Starstone.
As I said in my original thread, though, I'm not real fond of "Spoiler McSpoilsalot." That would be Wayne Reynolds for violating his NDA. Just kidding!
I was thinking either "Thunder Thief" (get it?) or "Investigative Reporter." The latter goes well with my research for the "Overall Villain Submission Thoughts" post.
And Chad Bartlett's sleuthing found that, credit where credit is due. : D
Thanks to baron arem heshvaun, Le Cacahuète Galerie, et al for defending my honor! :)
~Svev
"What? You asked where one could hide an extra weapon . . . she said 'search me' . . . that wasn't an invitation?"
Hey, I can see your assassin.
Ezren (muttering to himself): "Rookie."
When I wanted to post, the boards didn't work right, and when I got back, three dozen guys ninjaed my whirlpool idea. Well, wasn't that original after all.
Caption: Adventure is closer than you think. -Valeros
That takes the cake! Game reference without gamer humour or using rules terms!
Hard to top, but I'll try once I get my head out of the gutter (stuck between the bars or something, I'm always halfway into the caption when that PG-13 thing comes back to mind.
Another case in point.
"Attack from behind? I'm not *that* kind of guy!" Probably still too not-for-kids.
Mysterious Half-Orc: "And they think that pool is naturally warm... HA HA HA!"
To his chagrin, Skral found that once again, adventurers had used all the hot water.
I'll try and come up with a witty caption, but I fear I have already been far outclassed.
However, the artwork? YUMMY. :D
Argh. I'm a dirty, dirty man. I cannot think of anything that doesn't go beyond the PG 13 rating. Except for the obvious pee/fart jokes.
Another:
"Get up, Valeros!"
"What, no romance first?"
"That was a simple sigh of contentment"
"Marco!" Merisiel shouted, but when Valeros replied with "Volo!", it quickly turned from a harmless children's game to a serious case of copyright infringement.
"Oh c'mon Meri, that 'Half-elves gotta come from somewhere' joke wasn't that bad. You and Kyra are just overreacting..."
"and here I thought Golarian just had one moon!"
"Hey, Ezren! The wand of dispel clothing worked!"
Yes, it is an OotS joke.
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
A few propositions :
Ezren : "Girls !! When I told you that this bath could be dangerous, I was not talking about Valeros ..."
Valeros : "Meri, don't be so shy !! You've seen the man but the legend is still under water."
Assassin : "Damn it, I shouldn't have listened to Dad when he told me that only evil chicks are hot !!!"
I'll give it a try - please be kind:
"Pathfinder - the bathhouse NEEDS heroes..."
Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"
Is Meri a lesbian? Did I miss that? How did I miss that?
Is this something that's been officially established about her, or just fan speculation?
"What? I yelled cannonball."
Valeros: "What!?!?! I just said I wanted to show her my holy symbol! Fighters have gods too ya know."
Valeros: "Hey, girls! Where are you going? I was just getting comfy! Its not like the bogeyman is hiding in here..."
