joela wrote: Cover art for Pathfinder RPG?
Um... that's what I said above you
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Oh kewl I'm on the top of a page
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Damn. Missed the top. And there's no "but I want to be on the top of the page" flag to get your insolent post deleted! Well, have to spam 50 posts....
Nah, forget about the top thing.
F. Wesley Schneider wrote: Not long now... hope it was worth the wait. ^_^ Yes, only because I've been ill all weekend and just now checked the boards, hopefully my wait will be minimal. Consider me wide-eyed with expectation!
-DM Jeff
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F. Wesley Schneider wrote: This should make more sense come Monday, but feel free to start conjecturing now! FWS is leaving to start a rival publication called Trailblazer?
Still no blog.
*waiting, inexorably waiting, the smell of blood in his nostrils* ^
^Father Ted reference, I don't expect anyone outside of Ireland, so most people on this board, to get it, but meh.
Still no blog.
vagrant-poet wrote: Still no blog.
*waiting, inexorably waiting, the smell of blood in his nostrils* ^
^Father Ted reference, I don't expect anyone outside of Ireland, so most people on this board, to get it, but meh.
Still no blog.
Well, at least they didn't shut down the website due to a goblin attack. If that were the case, I'd be compulsively checking the website every 10 seconds.
joela wrote: Cover art for Pathfinder RPG? We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P
F. Wesley Schneider wrote: We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P Good, because with the tension you're trying to build, the coverart to the PFRPG would be ... well ... anti-climatic. It is great, don't get me wrong, but not tension-worthy.
Nice cover, though! :) If that's the cover that's going to be used, the finished book should be quite striking.
But how long into Monday is this suspense going to last? Noon? Dusk? One minute before midnight? ;)
Carnivorous_Bean wrote: Nice cover, though! :) If that's the cover that's going to be used, the finished book should be quite striking.
But how long into Monday is this suspense going to last? Noon? Dusk? One minute before midnight? ;)
I'd guess in another hour or two.
Carnivorous_Bean wrote: But how long into Monday is this suspense going to last? Noon? Dusk? One minute before midnight? ;) Until Wes has had sufficient fun torturing us? *just teasing Wes*
If he waits too much longer, this will transform into the "Just Take It" Uneasy Thread...
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You guys are slow...
In the Blog...
Pathfinder "Takin' It Easy" Caption UnContest
Monday, February 2, 2009
In just over 20 issues of Pathfinder we've put our 12 iconic heroes through a lot. Pathfinder volume #4 features Seoni getting knocked off a cliff, Pathfinder volume #11 sees Lem getting strangled, and in Pathfinder volume #18 Lini gets abandoned by her allies (and her kitty!). So yeah, we're a little rough on those guys. So, in Pathfinder volume #21, we give them a little break. Check it out. (Forewarning, this is arguably NSFW).
Once you're done ogling Valerous, here's the deal. Until Friday we'll be accepting captions for this piece on the "Takin' It Easy" UnThread. We'll hook up whoever writes the caption that makes us laugh hardest with a free PDF or... something (we're still working out the details). Regardless, it'll be something cool. One caption per entrant please (that counts aliases as well).
So there you go! Write down what comes to mind (try to keep it PG–13 rated) and maybe we'll hook you up with something! Yeah, there aren't a lot of details, but we're playing things fast and loose 'cause we thought it'd be fun. Can't wait to see what you all come up with!
F. Wesley Schneider
Pathfinder Managing Editor
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Take a look at the Pic they want the Caption for...
Hubba Hubba...
I Think I found my new Desktop ;-)
Edit: SO you know... The Hubba Hubba is not my Caption Entry...
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OK, is the fourth one supposed to be Kyra or not? The one trying to wrap up Merisiel after Valeros has just made a horribly inappropriate offer for a special kind of "team-building" exercise?
Kvantum wrote: OK, is the fourth one supposed to be Kyra or not? I believe so: fighter, wizard, rogue, cleric. (Although paladin might be reasonable there, too.)
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My attempt: "Two seconds later, both the assassin and Valeros' jaw hit the ground. Between them was a shared thought: Where had Merisiel been hiding the throwing daggers??"
Come on ladies, don't be paranoid. These Arkona guys are allright by me!
"Ironically, Kyra and Meresiel had just warned Valeros that he should be careful where he points his sword."
"Come now ladies, all I wanted to do was show you my scar."
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Valeros: "What? You DID ASK what an Andoran jacuzzi is!"
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"You said you wanted bubbles!"
EDIT: Ninjaed by Navdi by less than a second
"I swear that's what Ezren said! I couldn't believe it myself!"
Valeros discovers that the word 'cellulite' does not mean what he thinks it means
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"Dear Pathfinder Letters..."
Valeros is discovered when his potion of water breathing expires...
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My caption: Little did his friends know that Ezren's Arcane Eye functioned perfectly well underwater.
My link: click for more hot tub fun
My question: How can I order a full-sized print of this picture?
Once you're done ogling Valeros, here's the deal.
Valeros? Who cares? He's a fighter: of course he's going to look like that. But is that Ezran lying down with his back turned to the rest of the party? When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
joela wrote: Once you're done ogling Valeros, here's the deal.
Valeros? Who cares? He's a fighter: of course he's going to look like that. But is that Ezran lying down with his back turned to the rest of the party? When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
Carrying that spellbook around all the time works wonders on the delts.
joela wrote: When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training? All that treasure isn't going to carry itself. Also, when running from universe-ending horrors is part of your job description, you get in shape.
My caption: "An assassin with a bloody sword hiding behind the pillar? Come on ladies, this is the lamest excuse I've ever heard!"
The assassin behind the pillar is thinking
"Man I need to quit my day job. Adventurers seem to get all the chicks."
joela wrote: Once you're done ogling Valeros, here's the deal.
Valeros? Who cares? He's a fighter: of course he's going to look like that. But is that Ezran lying down with his back turned to the rest of the party? When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
Ezren ain't no fool. No man of letters visits the bath house without a liberal dose of Bull's Strength and Eagle's Splendor.
Valeros: Like nobody cares what d7's going to think about all of this!
To his surprise, Valeros disovers that not everyone pees in the pool
Kyra:Valeros! Behind you an assassin!
Valeros:Like I'm going to fall for that one while you two cover up....
Assassin: Sneak atttack!
Valeros:*gurgle*
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Ross Byers wrote: Also, when running from universe-ending horrors is part of your job description, you get in shape. That's a Harry Dresden sentiment.
My Quote
"Merisiel feigns outrage and storms out of the bath and towards her weapons."
Turning over to hide his smile, Ezren considered the time researching a highly-targeted version of Enlarge Person to have been well spent.
My entry:
"What? In Cheliax that's considered a compliment!"
Valeros: "Assassin? Get your sassy asses back in the water!"
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"Why the outrage ? When I said Meri's skin isn't bad for a 123 year old, I REALLY meant it to be a compliment !"
"You're right; it is a huge bloody weapon that could kill us all"
Valeros: Sweet Barleybrew! How am I about to die when all I want to do is multiply?
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"Some times you literally get caught with you pants down."
"Sometimes getting caught with your pants down isn't all bad."
"Sometimes adventure comes seeking you"
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"You're on, ten gold pieces says Ezren is not too old!"
"C'mon..., it was a joke! She said she'd never seen a large purple worm."
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Title: Lem in a kaiser helmet.
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