“Takin’ It Easy” UnThread

[calebfilm]

Caption: 'Well why DID you invite me here then?!

[Studpuffin]

"Its so nice that someone warmed up this hot tub and left warm dry super-white towels in this ancient crypt for us!"

[Doombunny]

"I said you always have to watch out for TENTACLES in the water!"

[KaeYoss]

Montalve wrote:

Andrew Crossett wrote:

Is Meri a lesbian? Did I miss that? How did I miss that?

I would say she is bi... I believe thereis no taboo on their culture about that

Isn't she forlorn, anyway? They probably don't even understand the concept.

[Turin the Mad]

"Whaddya mean "what happened to the rest of the group"? They're in the bath chamber down the hall thataway..."

[Michael Gear]

Valeros: "Ladies, how should I know, if I don't ask?"

[hogarth]

Doombunny wrote:

"I said you always have to watch out for TENTACLES in the water!"

Two thumbs up for this one! :-)

[Azzy]

hogarth wrote:

Doombunny wrote:

"I said you always have to watch out for TENTACLES in the water!"

Two thumbs up for this one! :-)

I'm thinking Valeros would give it three thumbs up.

[Cat Daemon]

My sense of humour is probably (as usual) way of course, but what comes to mind is:

Sometimes even Adventurers get into too much hot water...

[Entropi]

Valeros; "Don't start wrestling yet, girls, the mud elemental is almost here".

[toyrobots]

Is this what Professor Tolkien meant by "The Watcher in the Water?"

(That's PG enough I suppose)

[Studpuffin]

"All right, everyone out of the pool, your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have just been sliced and you can't go swimming again for thirty minutes!"

[Gary Teter]

Sorry Snorter, that's not PG-13.

[SirUrza]

"So Seoni tells me once you go elf there's no going back."

[Mothman]

It was funny though ... but yeah, I was wondering if it might have just crossed that line (no, I didn't flag you Snorter).

[Mothman]

Studpuffin wrote:

"All right, everyone out of the pool, your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have just been sliced and you can't go swimming again for thirty minutes!"

I like this one.

[Snorter]

Okay, that last one was bad.

Sorry for that; if you're looking for PG-13, then let's have;

"Grandad got the funeral party he would have wanted."

(Blame my wife).

[Malevolent Blob]

I can't believe you're the only person to get flagged!

[Squealer]

It was meeeeee!

Squeeee!

[Studpuffin]

Mothman wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

"All right, everyone out of the pool, your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have just been sliced and you can't go swimming again for thirty minutes!"

I like this one.

Thanks

[KnightErrantJR]

"Oh, wait, when I said threesome, you thought I meant something sexual . . . instead of, you know . . . the non-sexual threesome . . . that involves three naked people . . . you know, the one that doesn't have anything to do with sex . . . Ezren, help me out here, you know what I'm talking about, right . . . boy, sure is tense here right now . . . I almost wish something would make us roll for initiative just to cut the tension . . . "

[sykoholic]

Valeros: Aw c'mon! 4E isn't that bad!

[Timitius]

Ah HA! The carpet doesn't match the drapes! I knew it!

What? WHAT??

(Edit: I even messed up the quote, and this got flagged?? Wow. Dare I correct it?)

Edit again: I dare.

[Yasha0006]

Valeros says "Sorry about your ears Meri...I wasn't trying to drown you, honest!"

[Bagpuss]

"Things look smaller underwater. And this pool is cold."

[Billzabub]

"What? C'mon! It's just a joke! All I said was - Rogue? Are you serious? With hooters like that she must be a druid!"

[Le Cacahuète Galerie]

Snorter wrote:

Okay, that last one was bad.

Snorter luv I missed your post by a mere 4 minutes can you please send it to me at imperial(dot)advisor(at)gmail.com ?

[Billzabub]

Yeah, I know, one post each . . . so take the previous one.

"What's the matter? All's I did was ask her what do ya call a ship with one mast?"

or

"What? All I did was say it was clearly a while since she visited the Razor Coast!"

Props to Mr. Logue

[sykoholic]

Am I the only one envisioning Sajan being just "off camera" and restraining Amiri to keep her from charging into the pool and beating Valeros to a pulp?

[SirUrza]

sykoholic wrote:

Valeros: Aw c'mon! 4E isn't that bad!

More like..

"Aw c'mon Merisiel, sharing a bath only violates the GSL, not the OGL."

[Billzabub]

"What?!? You've never seen a rod of lordly might before?"

How has no one else thought of this one yet?

[Billzabub]

"No, really, a guy named Jason said we should playtest everything!!!

[Paris Crenshaw]

"Paizo's art department takes literally the assertion that RPG Superstar is about giving 'exposure' to Pathfinder's 'rising stars'."

Whew! This contest gets more difficult if you wait too long.

[tdewitt274]

Kyra: "Valeros! Keep your galavanting outside of the group! And you, young lady, are going to get a tounge lashing!"

Take it for what you will...

[Crow81]

Valeros: "What, Ladies it wasn't me those bubbles and that smell it must be the hot sulfur spring beneath the hot tub.......... Seriously ladies it won't happen again I promise.. Come back into the water I was just about to do my Cayden Cailean impersonation the one where you both get to be Caistria"

[Mosaic]

Isn't Pathfinder 21 due out in April? Are we seeing a return of the April Fool's issue?

[Callous Jack]

"Hey, show me your Varisian Gulf and I'll show you my Hook Mountain...no wait, that doesn't sound right..."

[Kruelaid]

Arengrey wrote:

"and here I thought Golarian just had one moon!"

ROFL

[Taliesin Hoyle]

What would Calistria do?

[Heathansson]

Aww, man...I can't wait for the contest to be over so I can say the other stuff I thought up.

BTW, The Calastria one was a hoot.

[Kruelaid]

>Come on! She was flat-footed, I couldn't help myself!<

[Samuel Leming]

Heathansson wrote:

Aww, man...I can't wait for the contest to be over so I can say the other stuff I thought up.

What?! There's a contest? I just posted my joke to be snarky.

If I had known this was a contest I would have posted a penis or fart joke...

Sam

[KaeYoss]

Timitius wrote:

Ah HA! The carpet doesn't match the drapes! I knew it!

Yeah, it does. But what about the upholstery?

[Snorter]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Whew! This contest gets more difficult if you wait too long.

A lot of things get harder the longer you stare at them.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Snorter wrote:

A lot of things get harder the longer you stare at them.

Don't the commercials on TV tell you to call a doctor when that happens?

[Noir le Lotus]

Merisiel, whispering : "There's someone on the shadow. Cover me while I deal with him."

Kyra, watching Valeros : "Don't worry !! I'll cover your back from a bigger threat ..."

[KaeYoss]

Snorter wrote:

A lot of things get harder the longer you stare at them.

You talk about congealing fat, don't you? Please tell me you talk about that.

[The Black Bard]

Bathhouse fee: 2 silver.

Silent Image spell: 1 hour of study.

The satisfaction of knowing your magic can still make veteran warriors shriek like little girls: Priceless.

[vagrant-poet]

Merisiel:
"Hey, is wrinkles Dead?

...I'm taking his stuff!"

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It's a pity Amiri's not there or I'd just assume this was that Jason Bulmahn's players did with the pool of water full of keys!