The Frog Pond that Paizomatix's can't enter


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Gary is after our froggie ponds!

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Dragonborn3 wrote:
Wow we got archived... :(

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of frogs.

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Yummy, lunch. Tries to swallow Labradoodle.

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Yips and runs away.


This would be a great spot for the Jacks' second clubhouse. We just have to drain the pond and kick out the remaining frogs.


Hey, thats not nice!

Ribbit!


Now, now, let's not be hasty here. There's room for everyone. Build the clubhouse on stilts. The frogs can stay, and now everybody's happy.


lynora wrote:
Now, now, let's not be hasty here. There's room for everyone. Build the clubhouse on stilts. The frogs can stay, and now everybody's happy.

Cooperation is not part of the Jacks' programming.


Happiness of others..mostly non assimilated is Irrelevant


Oi! Some help over here! This Jack is talking like a Paizomatrix drone. I think he's a spy. Don't we have some dragons around here to deal with this sort of thing?

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Dragons are irrelevent. They taste like chicken.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
lynora wrote:
Now, now, let's not be hasty here. There's room for everyone. Build the clubhouse on stilts. The frogs can stay, and now everybody's happy.
Cooperation is not part of the Jacks' programming.

For folk who dislike the Borg so much, you sure seem to agree with them that the Pond should be overrun.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
lynora wrote:
Now, now, let's not be hasty here. There's room for everyone. Build the clubhouse on stilts. The frogs can stay, and now everybody's happy.
Cooperation is not part of the Jacks' programming.
For folk who dislike the Borg so much, you sure seem to agree with them that the Pond should be overrun.

Well, it is a nice spot. Actually, we've had good relations with the Borg since they brought us beer that one time.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
lynora wrote:
Now, now, let's not be hasty here. There's room for everyone. Build the clubhouse on stilts. The frogs can stay, and now everybody's happy.
Cooperation is not part of the Jacks' programming.
For folk who dislike the Borg so much, you sure seem to agree with them that the Pond should be overrun.
Well, it is a nice spot. Actually, we've had good relations with the Borg since they brought us beer that one time.

Very well. I'm paying a visit to your fraternity house, though!

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While he's gone we should turn his cave into a strip mall.


Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog wrote:
While he's gone we should turn his cave into a strip mall.

Now that wouldn't be right. KC has been so nice and all, arguing with the Jacks for us.

Just out of curiosity, would there be an art supply store in this strip mall? No, no, what am I saying? It's still not right. Not even for watercolors. Tempting, but still not right.

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He's just try to provoke the Jacks into starting a war. The Jacks have been so nice, I here they even have a hot tub for us. And yes, we would put in an art supply store.


*Walks around the pond with a tape measure device in his hands and begins to measure the ground* Hmmm, that's about the right size.


*looks down at her nearly empty paint box*
*chews fingernail*
Okay, if he doesn't say anything against it in the next five minutes, go ahead. Sorry, KC. A girl needs her paints.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*Walks around the pond with a tape measure device in his hands and begins to measure the ground* Hmmm, that's about the right size.

Yep, it's exactly the right size for a swimming pool, so leave it just where it is.


lynora wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*Walks around the pond with a tape measure device in his hands and begins to measure the ground* Hmmm, that's about the right size.
Yep, it's exactly the right size for a swimming pool, so leave it just where it is.

*looks nervously at Lynora* I was just measuring the distance that I saw one of the frogs jump. They sure can jump you know. Heh, heh, heh.


The Jacks are getting out of hand since the leader disappeared... I hope the don't go short circuit... And don't worry, as you say, there's plenty of marsh for all of us.

Ribbit!


The collective can lend you some drones for construction.
We would like the mineral rights on area not in use however


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective can lend you some drones for construction.

We would like the mineral rights on area not in use however

Careful or the Animal Rights folk will come.


Animal Rights are Irrelevant and tasty with a bit of salsa

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*shimmers into the spot right behind the jack and fries the measuring tape*
Care to try that again friend?
*raises right forearm to inspect claws closely*
I've been needing to sharpen my claws...


Hehe slash and burn fighting, awesome...
Go dad, go!
If you need any help just ask I've got a link up for the others...


Well, we may need to get some rust monsters bounces over here...


Dragonborn3 wrote:

*shimmers into the spot right behind the jack and fries the measuring tape*

Care to try that again friend?
*raises right forearm to inspect claws closely*
I've been needing to sharpen my claws...

*notices the fried tape measure* Hey, why did you do that for? I'm over here minding my own business and you're over here threatening me.


Species 418 are bully's
We have took the liberty to measure the area for you
Much easier when done from orbit


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Species 418 are bully's

We have took the liberty to measure the area for you
Much easier when done from orbit

Thanks for the assistance. I got the info I needed. I better leave before

a war breaks out here.


Froggies Rool! ATTACK!!!


War is Irrelevant
The attacks of lesser species sometimes do amuse us


Perhaps I should mention that the Animal Rights folk are sentient rust monsters. And boy, are they hungry.

Liberty's Edge

Good thing Jacks are made of advanced ceramic composites rather than iron then.


Rust monsters have been Irrelevant to the collective for some time now


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Rust monsters have been Irrelevant to the collective for some time now

Really? Even if they were let loose on the mineral deposits you were trying to obtain? Just curious, you understand.


They taste fine grilled, with a little lime and a nice tequila based sauce.

We made a nice profit with them last time.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Good thing Jacks are made of advanced ceramic composites rather than iron then.

Shhh, don't be giving away our secrets.


We have blue prints and extensive bio scans of species 327 we might be willing to part with for a price


lynora wrote:


Really? Even if they were let loose on the mineral deposits you were trying to obtain? Just curious, you understand.

On another note you shall be species 9467

You should thing of joining the collective
Hands pamphlet
We have extensive health and dental plans as well as exciting career opportunity's

Resistance is Futile


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
We have blue prints and extensive bio scans of species 327 we might be willing to part with for a price

Hey!


Hey froggies and assiciates, we may as well go dwell on the Matizbot plance and be rid on it. He spends all his time out breaking into other people's places...


long as ya leave someone behind to be made into a drone that's acceptable
We have a list of species are are missing from the collective


*leaves a realistic dummy frog doll for the matizbot*


I already added a picture to one of their walls. They have lots of walls. But I haven't found a good spot for adding a pond yet. Sorry.


we have moved the wall a bit...as for a pond we have a spot in DNA recycling pit 4215A

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Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog wrote:
He's just try to provoke the Jacks into starting a war. The Jacks have been so nice, I here they even have a hot tub for us. And yes, we would put in an art supply store.

Hot tub or froggie cooking pot?

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Zee french chef told me it was definately a hot tub.


Dragonborn3 wrote:
Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog wrote:
He's just try to provoke the Jacks into starting a war. The Jacks have been so nice, I here they even have a hot tub for us. And yes, we would put in an art supply store.
Hot tub or froggie cooking pot?

Of course it's a hot tub. We would never harm our froggie friends. If you come over to the Jacks' clubhouse I'm sure we could find a coo-, I mean hot tub, that will fit you Dragonborn.

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