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The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke

Shadow Lodge

Ahahahahaha, little ones it was just joke!
Ah, but it was worth the tiny wounds to see you jump...
*casts cure light wounds*
I apoligize if I scared you too much though.


The Grey Mouser wrote:
The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Margarine Froggie!!!! *turns to lynora* We must save him! Hop on.*lowers wing so lynora can climb on his back* Ready?*prepares to fly after the grey mouser*


Dragonborn Junior wrote:
The Grey Mouser wrote:
The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Margarine Froggie!!!! *turns to lynora* We must save him! Hop on.*lowers wing so lynora can climb on his back* Ready?*prepares to fly after the grey mouser*

Ready when you are. This is very upsetting. I show up with some healing potions for Margarine Frog for his poor lungs and he's been kidnapped.


A skinny mud-caked form rises from the marshy edge of the pond

Oooh, one of those Fascist Jacks knocked me out again!

Looks about

Have they gone?


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

A skinny mud-caked form rises from the marshy edge of the pond

Oooh, one of those Fascist Jacks knocked me out again!

Looks about

Have they gone?

Nope! *knocks the peasant head-first into the mud again*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Dragonborn Junior wrote:
The Grey Mouser wrote:
The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Margarine Froggie!!!! *turns to lynora* We must save him! Hop on.*lowers wing so lynora can climb on his back* Ready?*prepares to fly after the grey mouser*
Ready when you are. This is very upsetting. I show up with some healing potions for Margarine Frog for his poor lungs and he's been kidnapped.

Do you need assistance from the Jacks Lynora?


Stabs a muddy finger at the golem over him

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE JACKS!


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Stabs a muddy finger at the golem over him

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE JACKS!

COME SEE THE BLOOD ROLL FROM THE COMMIE! *starts to beat up the peasant again*


Reggie comes speeding through the frog pond in a large hover boat, carrying Panama Jack and a portable bar. It zooms towards Jack's Right Hand Man and comes to a stop just after smashing the peasant.


I think today is more of a mojito day, what-what? Begins serving drinks to Jacks and Friends of the Jacks.


Panama Jack wrote:
I think today is more of a mojito day, what-what? Begins serving drinks to Jacks and Friends of the Jacks.

Hey, what's up PJ? What are you doing out here in the swamps? BTW,that was some great driving by Reggie. That peasant flew at least 50 feet after you hit him!


Our hover boat just arrived, Righto, and we had to bring it out for a test drive! How convenient that the Acme Construction Co. was able to come out and dig a canal from the water on the Jack property to the stream that feeds this lovely pond!


Knuckle salutes JRHM. Much obliged, Guvn'r. We used boats similar to this rig in our days in Burma.


Panama Jack wrote:
Our hover boat just arrived, Righto, and we had to bring it out for a test drive! How convenient that the Acme Construction Co. was able to come out and dig a canal from the water on the Jack property to the stream that feeds this lovely pond!

You should be careful PJ. The dragons here may not like you using your hovercraft in their pond. Anyway, I'm going to go knock around some thieves. Lynora's froggie friend has been abducted and she may need some help. Care to join me?


Hmm...I see. Very well, Reggie -- take the boat home while I accompany Righto to this den of thieves.


A faint voice sounds from 50 feet away

I'm not dead yet!


Runs over the peasant again at top speed as he circles the pond and heads back to the Jacks'.


The voice sounds out a bit fainter than before

I've 'ad worse ...


*PJ, Big Tex, and JRHM arrive at the pond.* takes froggie out of cage* *Lets froggie loose into pond*


You're a good man with a big name, Jack. Much obliged you came along. Looks at PJ clearly for the first time. Why, it's the Colonel!


Yay! Back home!

dives into the pond

*PLOP*

Surfaces

Thank you Jacks and Dragons and Tex and Kobolds and Lynora!

Grabs Cthulhu float and splashes around pond

YAY!


Big Tex wrote:
You're a good man with a big name, Jack. Much obliged you came along. Looks at PJ clearly for the first time. Why, it's the Colonel!

Wait a minute. Did I do a good deed? *shudders*


Breaks out into riotous guffawing.

Surely you weren't trying to impress someone, eh Righto?

Continues nasal shattering guffawing.


Panama Jack wrote:

Breaks out into riotous guffawing.

Surely you weren't trying to impress someone, eh Righto?

Continues nasal shattering guffawing.

Maybe.*laughs*


*grabs the peasant and takes him back to the clubhouse*

Shadow Lodge

It's good to know the Jacks aren't all bad.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*PJ, Big Tex, and JRHM arrive at the pond.* takes froggie out of cage* *Lets froggie loose into pond*

Not to be a 'that guy' but didn't this happen?

The Grey Mouser wrote:
The Grey Mouser swoops in, grabs the now-shut box and departs quickly in a swirl of obscuring ninja smoke

It's the part where he says he departs that makes JRHM seem like it hasn't happened...

Why are you trying to escape a fun battle-by-post?


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

The voice sounds out a bit fainter than before

I've 'ad worse ...

Materializes next to Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant. Begins repairing his wounds ... without attempting to assimilate him.


blank-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

The voice sounds out a bit fainter than before Sorry 'bout the name change but I hate being one of those little

lawn-mower speed-bumps...

I've 'ad worse ...

Materializes next to Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant. Begins repairing his wounds ... without attempting to assimilate him.

See? Copopulation is possible in this paradise, as long as certain acts are not inacted...(I'm talking about the Mouser this time, not the borgs)


Dear That Guy,
Re the fight: The thieves were rather distracted for some reason. The battle wasn't moving quickly...they didn't post as much as we did...there was a crazed Texan there with fire arms...Maybe when their magnet ploy was a clear failure they just weren't that into it? I think there was a lot they didn't expect. Plus the other guy with the multiple personalities had divided loyalties.
Signed,
The man behind the man with many personalities
PS See the hint given by PJ re recent developments behind certain Jacks' activities.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Big Tex wrote:
You're a good man with a big name, Jack. Much obliged you came along. Looks at PJ clearly for the first time. Why, it's the Colonel!
Wait a minute. Did I do a good deed? *shudders*

And I do so appreciate your helping my froggy friend. *smiles sweetly*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Big Tex wrote:
You're a good man with a big name, Jack. Much obliged you came along. Looks at PJ clearly for the first time. Why, it's the Colonel!
Wait a minute. Did I do a good deed? *shudders*
And I do so appreciate your helping my froggy friend. *smiles sweetly*

*blushes* Hey, anything for a fellow Jack... or Jill in this case.


Looks up from his floaty

Hey dat Jack dere has got a bad sunburn. He better stay 'way from dat Sunny guy.

resumes splashing


Pops in Not that I need it now but Collects pond water in a bottle and vanishes in a could of tribbles

The Exchange

~walks in looks around on the ground where there is residue of tribble, collects it with a kit on his belt~

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*


Crimson Jester wrote:

~walks in looks around on the ground where there is residue of tribble, collects it with a kit on his belt~

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

*KC's skull appears*

What is this? Protection from the Tribble Lord? No, you are putting the crystals in places he did not go. Is it a magical hazard?


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

~walks in looks around on the ground where there is residue of tribble, collects it with a kit on his belt~

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

*KC's skull appears*

What is this? Protection from the Tribble Lord? No, you are putting the crystals in places he did not go. Is it a magical hazard?

It is a ward. Keep it safe!

The Exchange

Pond turns green


I like this pond....I have a towel round here somewhere

The Exchange

crystal glows bright blue


INCOMING!

The Frog Pond is treated to a giant strength cannonball as Jack Hammer plummets from the sky

And to think we were wasting our Jack-apult on enemies! That was fun!


In the distance, a bright reflection catches Jack's eye from across the water. Over at the dock on the Jack estate, the sun reflects off of the SuperJack Airboat, as Reggie services and cleans it.


Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:
In the distance, a bright reflection catches Jack's eye from across the water. Over at the dock on the Jack estate, the sun reflects off of the SuperJack Airboat, as Reggie services and cleans it.

Ohhh, shineee........

Be back later froggies.


yay a party...The Demon lord strips naked and sunbaths nude on the shore


Looks over at Butterfrog

Man our pond is real popular dese days!

Looks at the furry demon lord on the shore

Hey fuzzy guy! Why don't you go to SunnyG's thread? Dey gots nude sunbathing dere!

Looks slightly ill

Man, talk about back hair ..ewwww


Licks Demon Lord of Tribbles


Jack Hammer wrote:

INCOMING!

The Frog Pond is treated to a giant strength cannonball as Jack Hammer plummets from the sky

And to think we were wasting our Jack-apult on enemies! That was fun!

*surfaces and flies after JH*

You wanna make a tidal wave? With your Jack-apult and my size we can cause a real BIG spalsh. If the Jack-apult isn't big enough I understand, I can always fly....


CourtFool wrote:
Licks Demon Lord of Tribbles

Ummm kinky...to the left a bit


Eww ... someone's going to have to take CourtFool to de vets now!

Waves frantically

Hey! Don't lick dat open sore! Bad doggy!

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