Gives Jack Hammer the hard stare as he leaves.
Bloody fascist. Oh, what a give-away. Did you see that? Did you see that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
Get out of my home smelly dude!
Ugh. Speaking of oppressive...
*casts Summon Soapy Water over Peasant's head*
That's better.
Yay! Bubbles!!
*splashes playfully in the soapy water*
scrubs off the Jack's grime and starts to look fairly clean (though still badly beaten)
Thank you kind lady. I shall mention your kindness during my commune's bi-weekly committee meeting.
Uh oh. I think Lynora may have got herself another stalker.
The ancient treant surveys the merriment at the Frog Pond and knows in time all of the noisy, fast-moving creatures will become plant food
Pish tosh! As an Anarcho-syndicalist I fully support my womyn comrades in their long struggle for freedom from sexist opression by the ruling noble Authurian class. I ... do not stalk.
Takes on a smug air while scrubbing the poodle feces from his hair
Takes on a smug air while scrubbing the poodle feces from his hair
*get into the bubbling pond with the peasant and links him*
*get into the bubbling pond with the peasant and links him*
Thank you my canid comrade. I feel that this thread is much more egalitarian than that clutch of fascist golems.
Emerges from the pond and finds a quiet rock to sit on and dry off.
*get into the bubbling pond with the peasant and links him*Thank you my canid comrade. I feel that this thread is much more egalitarian than that clutch of fascist golems.
Emerges from the pond and finds a quiet rock to sit on and dry off.
Strange that when the man-creature exited the pond the bubbles stopped. Funny little creatures.
Strange that when the man-creature exited the pond the bubbles stopped. Funny little creatures.
Gack!
*jumps out of the non-bubbling pond*
ACK!
Jumps from non-bubbling pond
Hmmm, let's fix this shall we?
*steps to edge of pond and casts purify water*
I was going to do that anyway to make sure that the soap was gone. I'm not sure that soap is good for frogs in large quantities like that, but now we can all be certain that the water is nice and clean and everyone can go back to playing.
And whatever, er whatever, that the Peasant picked up from his stay in the compost heap and sleeping in Jack vomit is totally cleansed from the pond. And in the future I'll remember that rum-and-holy-water does not agree with Jack digestion.
Yay!
*jumps into the pond with a ruberduck and a cute octopus floater*
Yes and Progressive political thought doesn't sit well with the Jacks either.
winces
Or their Ape brownshirt.
YAY!
Jumps next to Butterfrog and dunks head
MARCO!
*swims aside to avoid Margarinefrog's frogbomb*
Wanna'rubberduck
*childishly splashes like a 30ish year old boy that just got with his paizo shipment of goodies*
YAY!
Splashes Butterfrog and races to the side to grab his Cthulhu floating device
Weeeee!
*dives and races Margarinefrog for the floater*
YIPEE!
wrestles Butterfrog for the floater while kicking wildly with his frog legs.
Hmmm, let's fix this shall we?
*steps to edge of pond and casts purify water*
I was going to do that anyway to make sure that the soap was gone. I'm not sure that soap is good for frogs in large quantities like that, but now we can all be certain that the water is nice and clean and everyone can go back to playing.
And whatever, er whatever, that the Peasant picked up from his stay in the compost heap and sleeping in Jack vomit is totally cleansed from the pond. And in the future I'll remember that rum-and-holy-water does not agree with Jack digestion.
*The ancient treant wonders why the comely priestess doesn't cast Purify Peasant to remove the source of the Pond's contaminants.*
Oh well, given enough time it will all be food. Soap is actually a good nutrient for the soil in which they some day will bury this man-thing. And now the frog-things seem to be happy.
*struggles with margarine frog and bites his legs whie screaming:*
Lynoraaaaa..., tell Margarinefrog to give my floater baaaack....
yells as Butterfrog's sharp teeth sink in
OOOWWWWW ..LYNOOORA! BUTTERFROG BIIIIT MEEEEE!
Splashes to the other end of the pool and sulks
Mine, MINE!....
*splashes to the other side of the pond huging the floater with glee*
yells as Butterfrog's sharp teeth sink in
OOOWWWWW ..LYNOOORA! BUTTERFROG BIIIIT MEEEEE!
Splashes to the other end of the pool and sulks
Oh, you poor thing. I didn't know frogs even had teeth.
*casts cure light*Now, I am very disappointed with both of you. Fighting over a floater. I can understand the appeal of a cthulhu floater, but really, this is taking things too far. You both need to take turns. One of you gets the octopus floater and one of you gets the cthulhu floater for five minutes and then you switch back as many times as it takes for this to be resolved. Since Margarinefrog got bitten he should have the first turn with the cthulhu floater. After all, this pond is supposed to be a peaceful place where everyone is welcome. Not the Jacks' Clubhouse. Not that I have anything against the Jacks. Just that their clubhouse is a scary place.
yells as Butterfrog's sharp teeth sink in
OOOWWWWW ..LYNOOORA! BUTTERFROG BIIIIT MEEEEE!
Splashes to the other end of the pool and sulks
Oh, you poor thing. I didn't know frogs even had teeth.
*casts cure light*Now, I am very disappointed with both of you. Fighting over a floater. I can understand the appeal of a cthulhu floater, but really, this is taking things too far. You both need to take turns. One of you gets the octopus floater and one of you gets the cthulhu floater for five minutes and then you switch back as many times as it takes for this to be resolved. Since Margarinefrog got bitten he should have the first turn with the cthulhu floater. After all, this pond is supposed to be a peaceful place where everyone is welcome. Not the Jacks' Clubhouse. Not that I have anything against the Jacks. Just that their clubhouse is a scary place.
*Leaps onto floaty*
Mine!
Sigh. I can see that this can only be fixed one way.
*casts multiply cthulhu floater*
There now there are ten cthulhu floaters. And you have nothing left to argue about.
Sigh. I can see that this can only be fixed one way.
*casts multiply cthulhu floater*
There now there are ten cthulhu floaters. And you have nothing left to argue about.
Merge Objects!
They is all mine! One big floaty! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!!!!!!!!!
Now really, is that necessary? You're going to make the frogs cry. Isn't there a dragon around here somewhere? Who would perhaps be willing to remind a certain kobold that making the frogs cry is not a good idea?
Now really, is that necessary? You're going to make the frogs cry. Isn't there a dragon around here somewhere? Who would perhaps be willing to remind a certain kobold that making the frogs cry is not a good idea?
It is my floaty! Mine mine mine!
*Tosses aside empty coffee pot*
Okay, who let KC have coffee? I mean, anyone could tell that that was going to be a bad idea...
Okay, who let KC have coffee? I mean, anyone could tell that that was going to be a bad idea...
YAAAA!!!!
*Shoots floaty with uzi*FLOATY GO POP! FLOATY GO POP! POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP!!!!!
*Jumps up and down*
YAAAAAA!!! *Shoots support beam of dock*
Oh my... that's a poor psychotic kobold... he can have my floaty...
*Gives KC his floater and a restraining jacked*
Good thing we replaced all ammo for blanks...
Frazz suddenly leaps from the dock and takes this opportunity to practice her dodge skills, artfully weaving and zipping among the stream of bullets.
"Ay, Kobold Cleaver! Yo Mama so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater!"
The green-haired ninja girl smirks malevolently.
Oh my... that's a poor psychotic kobold... he can have my floaty...
*Gives KC his floater and a restraining jacked*
Good thing we replaced all ammo for blanks...
YAAAA!
*Smacks frog with uzi*It smacked! Smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack!!! YAAAA!
*Smashes dock*
Dock go smash!
Since Margarinefrog got bitten he should have the first turn with the cthulhu floater.
Sorry ma'am...
*puts on sad and regretful froggie face*
"Pfft. You're not fooling anyone, little girl. The frog just said there are no bullets, just blanks. Stop showboating and get to class."
"Pfft. You're not fooling anyone, little girl. The frog just said there are no bullets, just blanks. Stop showboating and get to class."
YAAA!!!!
*Smacks Unbeliever with Uzi (I didn't say I shot it)*SMACKYSMACKYSMACKYSMACKYSMACK!!!!!!
"There is no Cthulu."
Oh my... that's a poor psychotic kobold... he can have my floaty...
*Gives KC his floater and a restraining jacked*
Good thing we replaced all ammo for blanks...
YAAAA!
*Smacks frog with uzi*
It smacked! Smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack!!! YAAAA!
*Smashes dock*
Dock go smash!
And the weapon's for rubber replicas...still hurt like fishlap...
YAAA!!!!
*Smacks Unbeliever with Uzi (I didn't say I shot it)*
SMACKYSMACKYSMACKYSMACKYSMACK!!!!!!
"I wasn't speaking to you, you troglodyte. And that was completely crass and uncalled for. You need discipline! My nose is bleeding."
Oh my... that's a poor psychotic kobold... he can have my floaty...
*Gives KC his floater and a restraining jacked*
Good thing we replaced all ammo for blanks...
YAAAA!
*Smacks frog with uzi*
It smacked! Smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack!!! YAAAA!
*Smashes dock*
Dock go smash!And the weapon's for rubber replicas...still hurt like fishlap...
YAAAA!!!
*Tries to channel electricity through uzi*Zap not work! Zap not work! Yap yip yippy yap!
*Tries to channel electricity through dock and ends up destroying it*
Dock go BOOM! Dock go BOOM!
WHere's Lynora? We need a Remove Caffeinne immediately!!!
*grabs the mithral antimagic net and readies an action*
"Ooooooh! That's good wood! I can use these..."
Frazz salvages pieces of the destroyed dock. When she has loaded herself down with splintering wood, loose screws, and planks with rusty nails jutting out, she skips over to a spot of grass, dumps it all on the ground, sits down, and appears to be playing with it all, or maybe trying to build something.
"Ooooooh! That's good wood! I can use these..."
Frazz salvages pieces of the destroyed dock. When she has loaded herself down with splintering wood, loose screws, and planks with rusty nails jutting out, she skips over to a spot of grass, dumps it all on the ground, sits down, and appears to be playing with it all, or maybe trying to build something.
YAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Charges at Frazz, swinging rubber uzi madly*
There goes our dock... good thing we are anphibians and don't really need it...
*throws the enhanced net and traps KC to waith 'til the caffeine wears off*
There goes our dock... good thing we are anphibians and don't really need it...
*throws the enhanced net and traps KC to waith 'til the caffeine wears off*
Hmm. Ah'm here. Remove Caffeine!
*Leaves*
There goes our dock... good thing we are anphibians and don't really need it...
*throws the enhanced net and traps KC to waith 'til the caffeine wears off*
Hmm. Ah'm here. Remove Caffeine!
*Leaves*
Whew! Oh, sorry guys, teh Jacks gave me some coffee and I got a little carried aw--
Holy crap. Um, let me out? Butterfrog? Where'd ya go? Seriously, I'm kinda feeling the call of the trees or whatever. Froggy? I'm sorry about hitting you with that uzi, really! C'mon! Oh crap, froggy, I'm gonna--*Water suddenly turns warmer*
Dammit. I really, really hate you now.
The lil' ninjaneer has built what looks like a wooden scarecrow out the splintered pieces of dock. "Hair" of rusty nails and algae top off an awkward, grotesque block of a head. The thing only has one arm, and it's "legs" are entirely too small for proper carriage. They also seem to have no knees, and are driven deep into a muddy patch.
"It's perfect!! Look everybody, I made a golem! Can any of y'all animate my construct for me?"