The Frog Pond that Paizomatix's can't enter


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Liberty's Edge

I rickin he mighta....lowst too many bawls in th' high weeds.


We have assimilated a use for the residents of this pond.

In the interest of inter-galactic relations, we will share it with you.

Ingredients
4 pairs of frogs legs
All purpose flour
Clarified butter
Salt, black pepper
2 garlic cloves, finely smashed
2 tablespoons parsley, roughly chopped
1 tablespoon fresh basil, finely chopped, or 1 teaspoon dried*
1 tablespoon fresh chives, finely chopped, or 1 teaspoon dried*
1 tablespoon fresh tarragon, finely chopped, or 1 teaspoon dried*
1/4 cup Calvados, heated
1/4 cup dry white wine, plus 2 tablespoons
Large Granny Smith apple
2 tablespoons sour cream
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons capers

*If dried herbs are used tie these in a muslin bag

Directions
Separate frogs legs and dry thoroughly with a cloth. Lightly flour. Place some clarified butter in a frying pan on the heat and add the floured and seasoned frogs legs. Fry gently. Smother the frogs legs with the smashed garlic and turn the legs after 2 minutes. Add the herbs in the pan and then pour over heated Calvados and set alight - give the pan a good shake and then add the dry white wine. Reduce the heat - cover and allow to cook gently for 4 minutes. Cut the apple in half - scoop out the center with a teaspoon leaving 1/4-inch of flesh around the outside. Heat broiler unit to medium. Place the apple under the broiler for 10 minutes. Season the frogs legs with salt and pepper, add the sour cream, Worcestershire sauce and capers and then the 2 tablespoons of dry white wine. Stir gently to combine. Place the frogs legs on a heated serving dish - coat with a little of the sauce and serve the rest of the sauce in the broiled apple halves.


Coughs and wakes up on a lily pad

What happened? How'd I get back here? *cough*

Looks around woozily

I had dis dream a scairy robot dude wuz fartin' an' I couldn't breathe.


Froggie!

Big Texas leaps in the air, alternating legs and turning in celebration. His rustic gyrations knock over the borg into the pond, where it immediately begins to spark and short.

Yee-haw!

Begins firing six-shooter into the air, scarring the birds of the wetlands into the sky. The intelligent ones fly off for the Place of the Winds.


Big Tex wrote:

Froggie!

Big Texas leaps in the air, alternating legs and turning in celebration. His rustic gyrations knock over the borg into the pond, where it immediately begins to spark and short.

Yee-haw!

Begins firing six-shooter into the air, scarring the birds of the wetlands into the sky. The intelligent ones fly off for the Place of the Winds.

Of which borg are you speaking?

I have been completely environmentally sealed since my assimilation. A necessity at three apples high Thus being knocked into this polluted, stagnant pool of fluid would not cause system damage to this drone.


Hey! Only Hungry Jack can make recipes (and sometimes Aberzombie)!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hey! Only Hungry Jack can make recipes (and sometimes Aberzombie)!

We did not "make" this recipe.

We assimilated it from species 327.


-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hey! Only Hungry Jack can make recipes (and sometimes Aberzombie)!

We did not "make" this recipe.

We assimilated it from species 327.

Actually, you didn't. Those drones were flawed, as was teh Frog Drone. It looks like Frogskin's work has payed off.


Darn, the intern found me at the beach party. Now I'll have to hang out here. Which way to the hot tub?


Glass Frog

Perhaps this guy can guide you? If you can find him.


*sits down on the shore with a sigh and dangles feet in pond*
It's so nice and quiet here.

Shadow Lodge

*flies in and casts New Law*
If the borgs should enter and do anything other than leave pamphlets or assimilate those who are willing they will have declared war. All who have posted on this thread will be asked to join in order to keep this pond a neutral paradise.
*slides into the pond, dissappearing into it's depths*


Big Tex wrote:

Comes stumbling back into the pond, gasping and carrying a limp frog.

Galldarn that borg, he may have killed the froggie!
Speak to me, froggie!
Pokes and prods the frog.

The borg will have to deal with all of us should this happen again....

Shadow Lodge

All my aliases will be ready to fight, only if provoked of course.
Who's with me?
I will also cast Muffin version 3 which will summon this creature, which I named Muffin.


And I shall help all our allies with my Bardic Music!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Actually, you didn't. Those drones were flawed, as was teh Frog Drone. It looks like Frogskin's work has payed off.

Flawed drone or not species 327 is part of the collective

There biological and technological distinctiveness is part of the collective

Drones of species 269 serve the collectivize

Liberty's Edge

Hell, Big Tex. I reckin we could get all them frogs' legs, then them borg fellers could givvem back them Steve Austin legs. THAT way, them borg'sd get ther assimylations on, and they ain't have tuh mess with Texas and get all kilt to hell.
It's a win-win sitcheashun.

Liberty's Edge

I bet I could get 7 of 9's cell phone number while we're at it.


we can send your your on 7 of 9 clone if you would like


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
we can send your your on 7 of 9 clone if you would like

Primary Adjunct, you are having failures in your communication system. You may need to have your curcuits checked.

Correct form would be "We can send your your own 7 of 9 clone if you would like."


You are correct...bird feathers clogging up the circuits


GAH! Those are the scairy fartin' robot guys! Day almost choked me to death wit deir gas!

Hops into the pond

**SPLASH!!**


We did offer to sale you masks


Heathy, the only things I understood that you said was "Texas" and "7 of 9". D@mn, that girl is hottern a BBQ in West Texas in August! I don't even care that she used ta be a Godblasted borg!


Don't worry, guys, they're currently attacking an illusion at the Palace of Winds. Those wind guys are pretty clever.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Don't worry, guys, they're currently attacking an illusion at the Palace of Winds. Those wind guys are pretty clever.

And they're losing!


Admiral Byrd wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Don't worry, guys, they're currently attacking an illusion at the Palace of Winds. Those wind guys are pretty clever.
And they're losing!

Nah, see, the wind guys aren't fighting. They put up a nice illusion, very powerful, that makes the Borg think they're fighting against the Wind guys. They aren't, though.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Admiral Byrd wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Don't worry, guys, they're currently attacking an illusion at the Palace of Winds. Those wind guys are pretty clever.
And they're losing!
Nah, see, the wind guys aren't fighting. They put up a nice illusion, very powerful, that makes the Borg think they're fighting against the Wind guys. They aren't, though.

Meant it that the borg guys are losing. And the illusion didn't even contain but a small fraction of our avian forces.

Guess I didn't make that clear. :)


Your species is delusional it seems, and to think we were going to make you nachos


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Your species is delusional it seems, and to think we were going to make you nachos

No, that's the Jacks.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Nah, see, the wind guys aren't fighting. They put up a nice illusion, very powerful, that makes the Borg think they're fighting against the Wind guys. They aren't, though.

Species 418 had better Illusions. species 1444 are weak and not very well thought out in comparison. Some times we miss the days of something worth the time to assimilate all we see much now days is places to mine as the species just are not worth it


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Nah, see, the wind guys aren't fighting. They put up a nice illusion, very powerful, that makes the Borg think they're fighting against the Wind guys. They aren't, though.
Species 418 had better Illusions. species 1444 are weak and not very well thought out in comparison. Some times we miss the days of something worth the time to assimilate all we see much now days is places to mine as the species just are not worth it

*Chuckle*

A shame your Will save sucks. It's rather pathetic, really.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
No, that's the Jacks.

No we made them nachos, and a beer


Ahem....croak!


No we have a great will save its like +2,475,239,026...but are reflex save is +7...are fort save also not so great but we adapt every time so it evens out


Butterfrog wrote:
Ahem....croak!

Calls to his brother from the far side of the pond

Hey Bro, come in over here! It's a lot quieter an' I got popcorn an' our Cthulhu floatys!

Shadow Lodge

Margarinefrog wrote:
Butterfrog wrote:
Ahem....croak!

Calls to his brother from the far side of the pond

Hey Bro, come in over here! It's a lot quieter an' I got popcorn an' our Cthulhu floatys!

*jokingly rises up out of the waters(slowly as to not cause waves) behind Margarinefrog and says in a deep scary voice that reverbarates through his mind*

"I AM CTHULHU".
*then roars*


Jumps straight up in the air

ACK! Can't a frog get some peace?


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
No we have a great will save its like +2,475,239,026...but are reflex save is +7...are fort save also not so great but we adapt every time so it evens out

Your curcuitry damage has not been successfully repaired.

Correct form would be: "No we have a great will save; it’s like +2,475,239,026...but our reflex save is +7... our fort save also not so great, but we adapt every time so it evens out."

Your analysis is also incorrect. The Reflex and Fortitude saves of this drone series are far superior to what you have stated.


Dragonborn3 wrote:
Margarinefrog wrote:
Butterfrog wrote:
Ahem....croak!

Calls to his brother from the far side of the pond

Hey Bro, come in over here! It's a lot quieter an' I got popcorn an' our Cthulhu floatys!

*jokingly rises up out of the waters(slowly as to not cause waves) behind Margarinefrog and says in a deep scary voice that reverbarates through his mind*

"I AM CTHULHU".
*then roars*

Yay! Cthuly'''

*Takes out Elder god bane wacky stick +1 and beats the monstruosity from the deeps*

Away from the froggie bro, away!

wack!


Whack the snot outta him bro! Give him one fer me!


{Watching from bushes}
This sure is some strange froggie behavior....
{Jotes down notes on a pad.}

Liberty's Edge

you kin wup Thoolew.


You are correct
Species 1444's Ignorance seems to be highly Infectious
This Primary Adjunct has purged the infection

Liberty's Edge

No you aint neather.


Margarinefrog wrote:
Whack the snot outta him bro! Give him one fer me!

whack, WHACK!!!

Take this, and that!

Naughty elder god!

-I think I should remove the nerf out of the mighty whacker...-


*COUGH*

Whack him some more!!

*COUGH*

Man that Borg gas made my widdle froggie lungs burn!


A shadowy figure steals into the frog pond. He stealthily places a large box on the ground. A sign reading: Dr. Rhadagast's Consumptive Curative! Free samples inside! is placed on the top op the box. A small frog-sized opening is angled in its front.


Notices the box

Hey! *cough* I could use me some-a that!

Margarinefrog hops into the box. A second later his muffled vopice sounds out

Hey dere ain' no medicine in here! *cough*

Suddenly the door into the box snaps shut

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