That... made no sense.Anyhoo- here's a public announcement....
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FlOzsCftk]Tentacled...
It was supposed to be romantic. That stuff never makes sense.
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Friend? Not everyone only works with people he can form a care-bear huggy feely group with.
Oh, and since you're here again: Could you clean that lake? You know you want to. Being a chick and all.
Oh, and wouldn't it be evil to kill someone just because he wants to love you? I think you're not okay with that evil stuff.
Speaking of friends and evil: Don't throw away that mop when you're done cleaning that lake, you might keep it for a memento or something.
Is this mental link on? Kae, you've done the displacement dislocation thing, right? If she gets what I'm hinting at, she might become irrational, like chicks so often do.
sorry, but I only clean myself, my armor, it my things and own habitat... so if you want it cleaned... call a druid, or better do it yourself *says while crossing her arms* and i just came for somethings I left here
and evil, unrequested love, its always a bad thing... so be warned, don't bring him against me
Friend? Not everyone only works with people he can form a care-bear huggy feely group with.
Don't mind him, he's just jealous because he doesn't get enough hugs.
Oh, and since you're here again: Could you clean that lake? You know you want to. Being a chick and all.
...and now we know why he doesn't get hugs.
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and evil, unrequested love, its always a bad thing... so be warned, don't bring him against me
What's evil about it? He won't bring you sweet gifts of mice with their heads bitten off. He's not a cat. He's a kobold. And I suspect he's not even evil. (Underachiever)
And quite besotten with you, after I sent him your picture. Seeing that picture, he said he finally understood why humans take baths.
He asked me to tell you he'll be at your place at around seven tonight, and he'll bring you gifts of candy and bath salts.
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What's evil about it? He won't bring you sweet gifts of mice with their heads bitten off. He's not a cat. He's a kobold. And I suspect he's not even evil. (Underachiever)
And quite besotten with you, after I sent him your picture. Seeing that picture, he said he finally understood why humans take baths.
He asked me to tell you he'll be at your place at around seven tonight, and he'll bring you gifts of candy and bath salts.
complicated, I live in the road... right now above the road...
He asked me to tell you he'll be at your place at around seven tonight, and he'll bring you gifts of candy and bath salts.
I'm afraid to find out what kobolds understand by "candy", or the salts they'd use for bathing... still, it wasn't right to fool that poor beast into pursuing a relationship that will never be, the poor thing will only get hurt.
I'm afraid to find out what kobolds understand by "candy", or the salts they'd use for bathing...
It's alright. I gave him pointers: :D
Bath salts: The thing that works best is something potent, but not overpowering. For Maelstrom's sake, shell out some extra gold, and get the quality stuff they sell at the Shelyn temple. The Calistria stuff is fun, too, but illegal in many countries. Get their second most expensive stuff, it's actually better than the most expensive stuff - it's just one of these things.
I once seduced a queen with that stuff. Well, Finished seducing her. She was mostly seduced before that, and wasn't too hard to seduce, either.
still, it wasn't right to fool that poor beast into pursuing a relationship that will never be, the poor thing will only get hurt.
Why not? Is she a racist? I never heard her blathering about kobolds, either - though most of the time, I ignore what she says, anyway. BlablablablaJUSTICEblablablablaHONOURblablablaORDERblablabla - will save against coma.
complicated, I live in the road...
How does that work?
I once knew a hobbit who lived in a hole in the ground.
He later pursued a life of crime, full of stealing, burglary and confidence schemes.
It's alright. I gave him pointers: :D
Somehow, that doesn't make me feel any better.
Why not? Is she a racist? I never heard her blathering about kobolds, either - though most of the time, I ignore what she says, anyway.
I fail to see what would racism have anything to do with not being under any obligation to correspond to unrequited feelings. If that wasn't enough, she's too tall.
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How does that work?
complicated, I live in the road...
it just mean I go where duty calls, so no permanent home for me for the time being... maybe when I grow old and retire... sort of 100 or 125 more years I suppose
not racist... but if he worked with the assassin he can't be that good... and I don't like the little folk that much, not like that *makes a sour face* makes me think about pedofiles...
well at least we can't accuse you of having bad taste... those sound like decent pointers...
I fail to see what would racism have anything to do with not being under any obligation to correspond to unrequited feelings.
How do you know? Maybe they hit it off big time.
no permanent home for me
So you're a vagrant. Live in a wain?
How do you know?
Perhaps because she has already mentioned it more than once?
How do you know?Perhaps because she has already mentioned it more than once?
She hasn't even met them. All I hear from her is: "I don't like his kind. I will keep the race pure!" And all that. I've met Chelaxians that are more open-minded.
nothing of the sort, we have enough money for to arrive to decent and clean places and where there is one of our churches we can stay there... its a good life, we keep helping people and seeing new places.
How very freedomy of you. Chaotic, even.
She hasn't even met them. All I hear from her is: "I don't like his kind.
They're not even the same species! You don't have to -eat- a beholder to find the idea of doing so gruesome.
I once met a very cute halfling woman.
*she blushes as her mind works too fast for her own good* Oh no! No "right height" jokes, you hear me?
She hasn't even met them. All I hear from her is: "I don't like his kind.They're not even the same species! You don't have to -eat- a beholder to find the idea of doing so gruesome.
So you jump on the racist train, eh? Mind if I forward your whereabouts to all halfelves so they can discuss your ideas about racial purity with them? :D
They're both humanoids, that's close enough.
Aberrations don't really count.
But even that can work. Look at my associates and Tien schoolgirls. I mean, really, look at them: The tape is out, only 2 gold pieces!
I once met a very cute halfling woman.*she blushes as her mind works too fast for her own good* Oh no! No "right height" jokes, you hear me?
I hear they went for a spin ;-)
So you jump on the racist train, eh? Mind if I forward your whereabouts to all halfelves so they can discuss your ideas about racial purity with them? :D
*she lets out an exasperated sigh* A half-elf is a different -race-, a kobold or a dragon are different -species- with totally different criteria of attractiveness, out of personal preferences there's no reason why a person would feel attracted to a different species. Would you mind stop twisting my words?
But even that can work. Look at my associates and Tien schoolgirls. I mean, really, look at them: The tape is out, only 2 gold pieces!
*her cheeks still slightly red* How about, no?
*she lets out an exasperated sigh* A half-elf is a different -race-, a kobold or a dragon are different -species-
That's where you are wrong. A half-elf is a half-elf, not a human or an elf. A kobold is a kobold. Both are humanoids. If kobolds are a different species, than so are half-elves.
And no one said anything about dragons. They're quite different, I grant you that, but different isn't always bad.
Nymphs are fey, and I never turned one down, either.
with totally different criteria of attractiveness, out of personal preferences there's no reason why a person would feel attracted to a different species.
There's no reason why a person wouldn't feel attracted to a different species.
Would you mind stop twisting my words?
Why would I do that?
But even that can work. Look at my associates and Tien schoolgirls. I mean, really, look at them: The tape is out, only 2 gold pieces!*her cheeks still slightly red* How about, no?
Your choice. But let me remind you, this is a limited-time offer. The price will go up to 3gp in just a few more days. Unless we're sold out by then.
Sorry to butt in, but I just thought you'd all appreciate this:
Please carry on.
We are quite photogenic, aren't we? And this shows that we don't limit ourselves to Asian females.
Some of us don't limit themseves to females at all.
Love always finds a way. Especially if it has probing tentacles stronger than a dragon.
*cof cof, then points to her slightly pointed ears and big eyes* actually clown I am half-elf and while I have no probelms with the mixture of races... that is a different thing with radical different species... also I pass...
I was referring to Joanne's prejudice, so I was talking about half-elves.
And, to reiterate, humans and half-elves are different species, too.
And you can't really speak of radically different species here.
Half-elf and kobold are really quite similar. Compared to, say, Nymphs and axiomites, or Haveros and earth elementals.
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I was referring to Joanne's prejudice, so I was talking about half-elves.
And, to reiterate, humans and half-elves are different species, too.
And you can't really speak of radically different species here.
Half-elf and kobold are really quite similar. Compared to, say, Nymphs and axiomites, or Haveros and earth elementals.
I disagree, my mother wa shuman and that didn't make her a different species, I am of mixed blood, yes but i am closer to human and elf..
and I am sure a fey is closer to elves than a kobold would be ever to humans so, stop trying to link me with a kobold... they are not my type... and even if thywere... i don't like midgets... and that is indeed a personal prejudice... I like men I can see eye to eye without having to kneel
It's okay. I've come to expect hypocrisy in lawful types.
It surely does erase the rest of the guilt I felt when I told him where to get rohypnol.
Well, if someone ambushes you and pushes a cloth in your face, try not to breath, even if he hits you in the solar plexus and all the air is forcibly expelled from your lungs!
Yes clown I'm back.
I didn't miss you really, tarnished silver that tries to disguise itself as a drow.
But I must say it was nice of you guys to give us enough time to work.
I won't spoil the fun, but a certain church of a certain angel-lover deity has a new Pool, and I'm not talking about a swimming pool. Fun times nonetheless.
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Well, if someone ambushes you and pushes a cloth in your face, try not to breath, even if he hits you in the solar plexus and all the air is forcibly expelled from your lungs!breastplate and good fortitude... and better perception
I suppose there would be one elss kobold in the world soon enough
Oh I wouldn't worry much about the jester Ms. Fenix, or much of what he says, he does make me laugh with his delusions of grandure though.
I didn't miss you really, tarnished silver that tries to disguise itself as a drow.
Yes clown I'm back.
Whut 'bout me daddy, did yoo miz me? Deed yoo daddy, deed yoo?
*begins hugging the older jesters leg*
Oh! Let us not forget that most important turn on for a woman, putting the toilet seat down. :)
Amen.
Oh! Let us not forget that most important turn on for a woman, putting the toilet seat down. :)Amen.
I'd settle for a man who could at least hit the toilet!
*stares at KaeYoss*
breastplate and good fortitude... and better perception
Sneaky Stonewalker Monk.
delusions of grandure
Says the one who thinks he's a dragon.
Two points:
If you want to insult me, use a spellchecker first to avoid your insult backfiring.
And clean up the papier mâché you used for your dragon costume, mister "I think I'm the gods' gift to women because I put the toilet seat down."
And, from the bottom of my heart: Rouge and fake horns look goofy on you.
And, for the last time, Moorluck: Stop dressing up and stalking me.
Your average protean might not have a preferred gender, but I'm not your average protean. I'm not quite a protean, really.
So no guys for me. Even if you dress up in drag.
So no guys for me. Even if you dress up in drag.
How lawfully discriminative for someone who was chiding people for not accepting other species' attentions. I thought nothing had a set form (or gender) in chaos.
Yes clown I'm back.I didn't miss you really, tarnished silver that tries to
disguise itself as a drow.
Whut 'bout me daddy, did yoo miz me? Deed yoo daddy, deed yoo?
*begins hugging the older jesters leg*
Amen.Oh! Let us not forget that most important
turn on for a woman, putting the toilet seat down. :)
I'd settle for a man who could at least hit the toilet!
*stares at KaeYoss*
And, for the last time, Moorluck: Stop
dressing up and stalking me.
Your average protean might not have a preferred gender, but I'm
not your average protean. I'm not quite a protean, really.
So no guys for me. Even if you dress up in drag.
This week, on Dr. HFIL, the chaotic clowns who have progeny- and the draconic drow cross-dressing women who loves them, when the toilet seat is down.
So no guys for me. Even if you dress up in drag.How lawfully discriminative
You're persecuting me for my sexuality?
I thought nothing had a set form (or gender) in chaos.
Regular, run-of-the-mill proteans (if there is such a thing) can change their gender at will (or have it changed by the will of the Cerulean Void, depending on your point of view), but I'm not your regular, run-of-the-mill protean. I do have human quirks. They might be imperfections, but they make me who I am.
And I think I'll hold onto them, as long as they matter. As long as the cancer of stability lasts. Only a matter of time. Everything ends, except the Maelstrom. We have Forever on our side.
Chaos will be restored.
But until then, chicks only for me.
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Oh I wouldn't worry much about the jester Ms. Fenix, or much of what he says, he does make me laugh with his delusions of grandure though.indeed Moorluck
and you have been missed *smiles slightly*
Why thank you Ms. Fenix, I missed being around as well.
*bows with a small florish* Ms. Joanne, how are you, well I hope?I don't think our jesting friend missed though, but I think I'll live. ;)
I don't think our jesting friend missed though, but I think I'll live. ;)
How can I miss you if you don't stay away?
The best part of your presence is the lack thereof.
You could make fortunes by staying away from places, brightening them up. You could be quite the philanthrope that way.
:D