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All women are bi sexual sweety, a man has to buy us something if he wants to get sexual.
"Mother?" You're not mine... not stupid enough to be my brat.
Do you want to know what's interesting? This rash on my <redacted>, it's been there for months now... and it's turning a funny color.
Have I ever told you that you look just like my first three husbands... after I flayed the flesh from their bones and burned their souls in hellfire that is.
What? Asmodeus bought it for a chicken recipe, I stole the deed from under his infernal majesty's nose. Nobody's interested in the deed? I thought it would fetch at least a copy of that Maxim issue people were looking at earlier.No, we've been through that. But as far as I know, David Fryer's soul is still MIA. I've got some pocket lint and a half stick of Juicy Fruit, is that good enough? Kae Yotick needs a playmate.
~Eyes widen as she shifts uncomfortably.~ No. I... uhm... was just asking is all... Mistress.
And if my face looked like yours I would be ashamed you archaic has been skank!You are such a ho. You should be ashamed of yourself, you big breasted trollip!20 gp.You called fuzzy? How much time you want. Did. You. Just. Call. Me. OLD!?
20 gp.You called fuzzy? How much time you want. You are such a ho. You should be ashamed of yourself, you big breasted trollip!
Have you abused your child today? ~hands Moorluck, CJ, and lynora a bullwhip~ Get at 'em you three! YOu can't do that you... you .... YOU FIEND!!! :P
Don't worry about KY, he does that all the time. KY honey, go to the store and get mommy a pack of Pall Malls and some more of those balloons mommy needs for her man guest. I call him KY, because if I hadn't been out of it, he wouldn't be here.
Don't worry about him badger.... I sure as the Nine Hells don't.
So why don' you marry it? hahahahahaha. KaeYotik sweety.... if mommy gives you fifty dollars will you go play in traffic?
Hit him Solnes! Hit him hard! On the head where it... Ummmm... Hey there Moorluck. What's up? ~RUNS~She doesn't have a rolling pin. She does however have a big metal frying pan..... hmmmmm maybe I should throw all the cookware out before she gets home. :/Is it 11 yet? I am ready to get home to the hubby! :DIs that with or without rolling pin? ;) Moorluck said you were looking for a date scaly. You don't mind if my son tags along do you? He very seldom talks during sex so that shouldn't be a problem.
Yup! Momma wuz Miss Harlee Quinnz Brother 'afore her ahporashiun. :D<<<<<<<<<<< This is what would happen if Harley Quinn had sex with her brother.lol. Are you telling us something about Lily? ;) KaeYotik! What have I told you about telling mommy's secrets!?
Edit: Nothing against Five Guys, just trying to eliminate fast food from my diet.Five Guys is NOT fast food. They use real, fresh ground beef, and fresh potatoes. Everything is handmade on site and taste like you did it yourself, only better. Hehehehe.... Now I've got you my pretty!
I've got this itch.... Oh sorry about that honey.... it doesn't go away.
Why that feller gots an eextra belly button mommeee? Hush dear, it's not nice to point, He must be related to your father.
+F+5+4 again.+4+3+2+1Hopefully, I will get the other job offer tomorrow. +6 he meant so this is +7.... sorry, he takes after his dad. ;P
Sorry about the lab, but I needed a place for my dungeon. You are more than welcome to join me there if you like.... whenever you like. ;)Apparently we're no longer stationed in the secret lab in the basement now though.So know that I am your supreme ruler, things are gonna change around her. I want more nekkid ladies, more evil, more nekkid women, more violence, and more nekkid chicks.So at least one part of the regime hasn't changed then... Dear Hells below! Do you ever stop?!
Ah c'mon! She isn't that hot! I mean I am just as hot as she is... right?
Ditto!Me too!Should we start singing again?If you start singing I'm gonna rip my clothes of and use them as earplugs! +1 more!
Children do love us dragons...and we dragons love our special smokes...Uhm... is there any chance you could exhale the other way... allll... this smoke is making my clothes tight... weeeeeeeee a dragon. And here I thought it was her thighs that did that.
No... mistress. :(Good girl.. now go wash my sheets, I have an ambassador from Golarion coming over later.... I hope she likes Firewine. Yes Mistress, and will Iomedae be spending the night?
No... mistress. :(
Love is a burning thing,Only if you love Lilly. ;) Hey! Don't you start again.
You don't look so bad yourself honey. *sits up and smiles coyly at NTI* So do you wanna wrestle now?
SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *kicks back with her left foot catching NTI in the shin* THAT HURT!
I've got $50 on the hot one. *Looks up from where she lay with her tail in the air* Me?
Whats wrong... you think I was just gonna roll over for you?
GET OFF ME YOU...! *muffled screams come from beneath NTIs chest as she leans over*
*leaps at NTI, falling just short of her target and grabbing nothing but skirt*
AAAHHHHHHG! I just bought that!
Bring it. grandma....I've never seen a catfight before.Well hold on to your cookies 'cause your about to! *slaps the younger demoness* TRAMP!
I've never seen a catfight before. Well hold on to your cookies 'cause your about to!
And here I thought it was because you were so full of nuts.Shut up you old has been hefer! OLD!? old? did you just call ME...
And here I thought it was because you were so full of nuts.
Get your boy.Yes?NO!!... Dang it.. LILLY!!Howz 'bout now?Me?No. It's time for... Oh, sorry about him. KaeYotik... come leave the nice people alone, how many times has mommy told you to stay in the shed behind the threads.
NO!!... Dang it.. LILLY!!Howz 'bout now?Me?No. It's time for... Yes?
Happy birthday to Solnes.
Shut up baby, Mommy is trying to find a date.
Still not long enough.
Me and my shadow!
Tight End... really tight end. ;)
No! No Wiggles references! Aaaaaaarh!Ah like dem wiggles... and puppys tooz, oooh.... a flyin flower? Come along dear, this is not our fight, nor our thread... *leaves with her son in tow*
Oh! Let us not forget that most important turn on for a woman, putting the toilet seat down. :)Amen. I'd settle for a man who could at least hit the toilet! *stares at KaeYoss*
Has anyone seen my Ex', he wears a silly little jester suit and to much make up, and thinks he's some sort of super psion.
Oh don't mind him dear, he likes to start trouble is all. Him and his obsession with seeing clerics in their nothing-at-alls. Honestly why I put up with him, if it wasn't for sweet little KaeYotic I'd have kicked his but to the moon by now. It's bad enough he stole my make up for his little costume. How in the abyss did I get stuck with him for a husband!?
*A fissure rips thru the ground about twenty foot long off to the left, as the sound of anguished screams echos thru air, hellfire pours upward forming into an unholy beauty before closing again* Now Kae' we've been over this dear. The court of the Gods told you he was yours, quit trying to shirk your responsibilities. And besides you can't just stop by for a booty call whenever you like and still not pay the child support you owe me! Your son is putting a real crimp in my "profesional" life, when are you going to take poor little KaeYotik camping like you told him you would. And I thought you were picking him up for the ball game and a picnic for his birthday? What happened to that, huh? I swear all you clowns are just alike, y'know Pennywise did this same thing with his daughter! I'll bet you were chasing that little tramp Harley again! Well were you? Huh? Oh, I see... Running around with Jarod again. Is he still using those stupid illusions to make his sock puppet look real and calling... what was it again? Oh! Thats right your...*giggles*..."unspeakable associate". The only "unspeakable associate" you have is that rediculous moron standing beside you! He probably only hangs out with you because you owe him money! And Jarod sweety, get in line for that! I'll tell you one more thing mister, the biggest mistake I ever made was getting drunk with you that night. I can't beleive we got married in Limbo, Limbo! You couldn't even spring for a decent plane! Are you even listening to me Kae'!?.... And why is he crying? |