N008!!!! *Readies 1337-ning bomb*Yes, Species 912 is deeply flawed
In time the flaws shall be ripped out
We have all that was Species 912
The drones will comply or be disconnected from the collective
New drones will then be activated
What becomes of a defective drone is no concern of the collective
The collective has reevaluated drones of Species 912
They will be left active and replace drones of Species 692 as most annoying drones in existence
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?
As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it
Species 327 may have a use for it however
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?
As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it
Species 327 may have a use for it however
1 4m g01ng 7o 80rr0w i7, 1f y0u d0n'7 m1nd. *Takes wrench and goes back into factory drone creators*
YAP! *Licks kender*
Hey, these guys taste good! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
*squirms* Hey!!! Silly silly puppy! *scritches the puppy behind the ears and then starts licking back*
1 4m g01ng 7o 80rr0w i7, 1f y0u d0n'7 m1nd. *Takes wrench and goes back into factory drone creators*
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?
As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it
Species 327 may have a use for it however
You must be this tall Points at the 5'10' sign To work in the factory
The collective has many other places you can workSpecies 7037 did some bad things to the guest restroom facility's
*squirms* Hey!!! Silly silly puppy! *scritches the puppy behind the ears and then starts licking back*YAP! *Licks kender*
Hey, these guys taste good! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Ah, my mistake! You are a fellow poodle! I got kind of confused by the appearance, but we are the only ones wise enough to lick something that rolls in chocolate all day!
1 4m g01ng 7o 80rr0w i7, 1f y0u d0n'7 m1nd. *Takes wrench and goes back into factory drone creators*
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?
As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it
Species 327 may have a use for it howeverYou must be this tall Points at the 5'10' sign To work in the factory
The collective has many other places you can work
Species 7037 did some bad things to the guest restroom facility's
0m9, n008! 1 4m 7h47 81g! *Enters factory*
Incorrect, you are first generation species 912 drone
That is the series two upgrades
Chambers on the the 826th floor of factory 295 If you would like to upgrade
Incorrect, you are first generation species 912 drone
That is the series two upgrades
Chambers on the the 826th floor of factory 295 If you would like to upgrade
You realize he entered while you were arguing?
You must be Microsoft.
That is ok
Not much damage he can do in there anyhow
That is ok
Not much damage he can do in there anyhow
*In the factory, Unit #314 begins taking lots of key parts and machinery*
You must be Microsoft.
We started to assimilate it
But after you strip the Flaws away what is left?
Ah, my mistake! You are a fellow poodle! I got kind of confused by the appearance, but we are the only ones wise enough to lick something that rolls in chocolate all day!
Actually, I'm a Kenoodle. But that's a very long story.
*resumes licking*
You must be Microsoft.We started to assimilate it
But after you strip the Flaws away what is left?
D.O.S does not run as well with a hive mind
*In the factory, Unit #314 begins taking lots of key parts and machinery*That is ok
Not much damage he can do in there anyhow
Oh good work
You should place them in the recycling binsWe have a place for such work
Teleports the drone to a dialect ship
The collective needs this vessel stripped
After we have other bases and vessels in need of De-assembling
D.O.S does not run as well with a hive mind
Still, Microsoft did provide an early example of Assimilation.
So did The Roman Empire and the Catholic Church
So did The Roman Empire and the Catholic Church
True. The Catholic Church was even an early attempt to achieve perfection.
But the Collective has moved beyond such primative examples. We have achieved the perfection that the ancients had sought for.
Cloning does not hurt
Nor did they achieve perfection on the collectives level
Having whole systems to create factory's and ships also does not hurt
Cloning does not hurt
Nor did they achieve perfection on the collectives level
Having whole systems to create factory's and ships also does not hurt
Our thoughts are one.
So, all PaizoDrones receive a free full upload of education, receive free maintenance & repair of defective parts, and are automatically tasked in positions in which they will perform optimally? There is no internal strife or discord within the PaizoMatrix, and disagreements about varying races, ethnicities, believe systems, etc, are nonexistent? All resources are divided equally & equitably with a minimum of waste? All PaizoDrones are completely united against all external dangers, and treat all enemies & threats with the same unbiased resolve?
You guys should get involved in politics.
I'm sure once the message of all the PaizoMatrix's advantages becomes more well known, you will have plenty of volunteers for assimilation. Voluntary assimilation must be more efficient in time and resources to the Collective.
This is mostly correct
The collective currently has 37'937'384'492'081 drones active
The collective counts 29'800'042 ships active
The collective counts 982'997 factory's operating at capacity
The collectives biological make up entails 15 of 39 designated Species
Drones do not age, nor have advise heath issues
A defective or heavily damaged drone is simply disassembled and recycled
New drones are created as the collective has need for such
All Biological, technological and magical data is held within the collective memory units
No data is ever lost
The collective offers Immortally, a purpose and a chance to bring a species closer to perfection
Resistance is futile
Hands out pamphlets
*In the factory, Unit #314 begins taking lots of key parts and machinery*That is ok
Not much damage he can do in there anyhow
Oh good work
You should place them in the recycling bins
We have a place for such work
Teleports the drone to a dialect shipThe collective needs this vessel stripped
After we have other bases and vessels in need of De-assembling
*Teleports back as the self-involved drone continues to talk to itself*
*Finishes collecting machinery and then leaves*I7 i5 71m3 f0r 5t3p 7w0.
The Collective teleports the drone back
Deactivates and recycles it
Repairs the damage the faulty drone has done
Activates new drones
The Collective teleports the drone back
Deactivates and recycles it
Repairs the damage the faulty drone has done
Activates new drones
There you guys go again with my egg beater. You know, it being missing used to mean I'd left it in the cupboard, not that the borg had gotten the urge to turn it into a drone and I'd have to buy a new one. *Sighs and goes to convenience store for fifth time this week*
The drones are ignoring me. *pouts*
Oooh, draconian! I don't think I've ever met a real draconian! *walks up to Cleaver, hand extended* I'm Blisterthumb Bottomknot, do you have some sort of Draconic name? Do you explode when you die or turn to acid? Uncle Tas tells me that some draconians turn to stone too. But I've never met a draconian. Hi!
The drones are ignoring me. *pouts*
Oooh, draconian! I don't think I've ever met a real draconian! *walks up to Cleaver, hand extended* I'm Blisterthumb Bottomknot, do you have some sort of Draconic name? Do you explode when you die or turn to acid? Uncle Tas tells me that some draconians turn to stone too. But I've never met a draconian. Hi!
*Mutters about Dragonlance not acknowledging the real miners*
Aren't you that kender from the RotK thread?
*Mutters about Dragonlance not acknowledging the real miners*
Aren't you that kender from the RotK thread?Yep! One and the same. I think I saw you there. I haven't seen many Kender around these parts, so I thought I'd pop in and spread the love.
*headtilts* Wait, you're not a draconian at all. *pads over and sniffs at Cleaver* But you're scaly and stuff. That's AWESOME!!! Do you shed scales and stuff? I hear snakes do that, and I think I've got a shed skin in here somewhere. *scrambles through packs and pockets*
*Mutters about Dragonlance not acknowledging the real miners*
Aren't you that kender from the RotK thread?
Yep! One and the same. I think I saw you there. I haven't seen many Kender around these parts, so I thought I'd pop in and spread the love.
*headtilts* Wait, you're not a draconian at all. *pads over and sniffs at Cleaver* But you're scaly and stuff. That's AWESOME!!! Do you shed scales and stuff? I hear snakes do that, and I think I've got a shed skin in here somewhere. *scrambles through packs and pockets*
Gah! Don't infect me with Kenderness! *Runs*
And I thought Kobie was bad...
The drones are ignoring me. *pouts*
Mostly due to you not being a threat.
A Faulty circuit on the door would most likely be more of an inconvenienceWe would be happy to assimilate you if you like however
We have excellent health care and work for life.
And longer
There you guys go again with my egg beater. You know, it being missing used to mean I'd left it in the cupboard, not that the borg had gotten the urge to turn it into a drone and I'd have to buy a new one. *Sighs and goes to convenience store for fifth time this week*
Yes we found one
Do not ask where it was foundYou are welcome to it
*Comes in, wearing stealth gear and humming Pink Panther music*
1 h4v3 c0m3 t0 5t34l s0m3th1n9 0f 13g3nd4ry p0w3r fr0m 7h3 3n3my'5 v4u1ts.
There you guys go again with my egg beater. You know, it being missing used to mean I'd left it in the cupboard, not that the borg had gotten the urge to turn it into a drone and I'd have to buy a new one. *Sighs and goes to convenience store for fifth time this week*
Yes we found one
Do not ask where it was found
You are welcome to it
No, I've learned my lesson. Last time somebody took Borg gifts, they got Borg Assimilation Pills in their pancakes. Anyways, it's only five gp. *While running*
*Comes in, wearing stealth gear and humming Pink Panther music*
1 h4v3 c0m3 t0 5t34l s0m3th1n9 0f 13g3nd4ry p0w3r fr0m 7h3 3n3my'5 v4u1ts.
Are you still malfunctioning?
And which vaultAnd what is the items data code
*Comes in, wearing stealth gear and humming Pink Panther music*
1 h4v3 c0m3 t0 5t34l s0m3th1n9 0f 13g3nd4ry p0w3r fr0m 7h3 3n3my'5 v4u1ts.Are you still malfunctioning?
And which vault
And what is the items data code
1 4p0l0g1z3, 1 w4s m3r3ly 5p34k1ng 7o my53lf.
*Goes into Secret Vault and sees that it is not locked*Cus70m3r S3rv1c3 k1nd 0f ru1n5 7h3 dr4m4.
Without the item code it will be unlikely you can find the item
The collective keeps no centralized vault
Nor does the items collected stay in material form
It is more efficient to catalog, disassemble and store such items in multiple locations
Don't infect me with Kenderness! *Runs*
And I thought Kobie was bad...
Kenderness is contagious?! AWESOME!! I can make more Kender just by touching people?
*runs through the threads touching EVERYONE and squealing in joy*
Without the item code it will be unlikely you can find the item
The collective keeps no centralized vault
Nor does the items collected stay in material form
It is more efficient to catalog, disassemble and store such items in multiple locations
4ctu4lly, 1 4lr34dy g07 7h3 07h3r p13c35, 17 w0u1d ju57 83 700 80r1ng 70 5h0w m3 c0113c7ing 34ch 0n3.
*Takes piece and leaves*7h4nk y0u f0r y0ur 455is74nc3.
If it only worked that way it would be most effective
But it does not, more the pitty
If it only worked that way it would be most effective
But it does not, more the pitty
N0, 1 d1dn'7 4c7u411y 74k3 1t, 1 ju57 5c4nn3d 17s d474.
Was speaking of Species 7037
Assimilation by contact
Novel ideal that
We do however have on site construction bays
Makes things simple
Was speaking of Species 7037
Assimilation by contact
Novel ideal thatWe do however have on site construction bays
Makes things simple
Assimilation is a fancy word for infection? Wow, that's silly. ...
Wait, you're saying that Kenderness ISN'T contagious? *pouts for a few seconds*
Maybe I can get my friend Fizzwidgetthefiftharchdukeofnevermindofthenevermindregimentedarchaicwidgetw odgetersandinfectiondiseasemoderationandcontrolcommitteesubcommittee help me with that? *wanders off to find said gnome*
We can help you with that
We can help you with that
You can help me turn everyone into a Kender? Awesome!!
...
No, wait, that would be boring. There'd be no Dwarves to be cranky, no Gnomes to make shiny things and no Elves to tell me that I'm being improper. Boring....
Thanks, though.
Species 077 has been assimilated
Their biological,technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile
apparently i'm here for assimilation...
Steps to assimilation
1: change or craft collective avatar
2; pick a collective avatar picture
Embrace the collective
Shed the flawed persona