cyberfrog-0u812 wrote: Holds out pamphlets in one limb and a needle to collect DNA in another...
Hop Hop....
Sorry little dude, I don't have DNA.
cyberfrog-0u812 wrote: Hop Hop....
Ouch....
Hop Hop...
Oh, you poor thing. Are you alright?
*surreptitiously grabs needle and tosses it away*
Would you like to come over here and help me draw another picture?
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Gets spray can and paints "Jacks Forever" on one of the walls. Do you want us coming to mess with your place?
We can do that
Rum recycles well
as does beer and porn mags
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Gets spray can and paints "Jacks Forever" on one of the walls. Good job. This place needs more color.
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: cyberfrog-0u812 wrote: Holds out pamphlets in one limb and a needle to collect DNA in another...
Hop Hop.... Sorry little dude, I don't have DNA. we have drones of species 327, we do not need it
lynora wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Gets spray can and paints "Jacks Forever" on one of the walls. Good job. This place needs more color. Thanks! It is a little drab in here.
We have color, mostly green, bronze and black but we have 496 colors included inside the main complex
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: *Gets spray can and paints "Jacks Forever" on one of the walls. Do you want us coming to mess with your place?
We can do that
Rum recycles well
as does beer and porn mags Like Lynora said, I'm making the place look a little more colorful.
Oh you must try level 237 area C21
We have a new beer generation unit there
Art expression and assimilation rooms are levels 491-502
We have Art from all collective races there
Level 497 is just the porn collected from species 327
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: cyberfrog-0u812 wrote: Holds out pamphlets in one limb and a needle to collect DNA in another...
Hop Hop.... Sorry little dude, I don't have DNA. we have drones of species 327, we do not need it Don't you mean "had drones"?
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Art expression and assimilation rooms are levels 491-502
We have Art from all collective races there
Level 497 is just the porn collected from species 327
(note to self: stay away from level 497)
Still have drones
Once a species is assimilated it is always a member
We just make more
One or two flawed units are Irrelevant
Resistance is and was futile after all
lynora wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Art expression and assimilation rooms are levels 491-502
We have Art from all collective races there
Level 497 is just the porn collected from species 327 (note to self: stay away from level 497) You oughta take a look at it. Some of it is quite...interesting.
lynora wrote:
(note to self: stay away from level 497)
Level 1256 may also be on the list of things you do not wish to see then
lynora wrote: cyberfrog-0u812 wrote: Hop Hop....
Ouch....
Hop Hop...
Oh, you poor thing. Are you alright?
*surreptitiously grabs needle and tosses it away*
Would you like to come over here and help me draw another picture? draw??
Specify draw.
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: lynora wrote:
(note to self: stay away from level 497) Level 1256 may also be on the list of things you do not wish to see then Ok, I'll bite what is species 327? and what is on level 1256?
Crimson Jester wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: lynora wrote:
(note to self: stay away from level 497) Level 1256 may also be on the list of things you do not wish to see then Ok, I'll bite what is species 327? and what is on level 1256? The Jacks. As for teh other question, I don't know.
Adapting..........................................Adaption complete
10 ......... Rebooting functions. Active mode.
20 ENTER X
30 IFX="thread needs smackdown"THEN GOTO 50
40 GOTO 10
50 LAY DOWN SMACK WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Adapting......Unimatrix online
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Power level reading.......Powers absolution at full
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Adaptation of wind technology shielding in progress
*BEEP*
AWAITING ORDERS. FUNCTIONALITY AT OPTIMUM LEVELS.
Proceed to the home of species 1444
They seem to want a war
The collective will comply
*BEEP*
ORDERS RECEIVED FROM PRIMARY ADJUNCT. PROCEEDING TO SPECIES 1444.
rcokets fire as the diminutive borg flies off
You guys are laughable. You couldn't even assimilate the frogs! When you tried, all you got was a defective which turned on you!
Frogskin did pretty good work.
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Your statement is Flawed So is yours
No we have them you live in denial
We have been told it is nice
We have left over nachos if you would like one
Returns to base
DRONE 69 UNABLE TO FIND ASSIMILATION POINT. REQUESTING FURTHER ORDERS.
Blood_Sample wrote: Bzzzzzzz. *Shoots mosquito*
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
KILL THE INTRUDERS!
The diminutive borg starts running around with a large plasma pulse canon, firing wildly at the bugs and ripping holes in the surrounding computer circutry.
Ummm...missed. A lot.
*Flies away*
...psychos...
Guys, the Tribble Lord is coming...stop him, for all that is Board! He has terrible plans!
*Sets trap and leaves*
pOPS IN trades tribble and succubi DNA for a reactor core and leaves
*Facepalm*
I should have known. This spells bad news...he only has teh Untitled, poodles and some others left!
~Places crystal in the ground
"Hey um guys...yeah please for your own sake don't try to assimilate this, ok"
*Vanishes in a puff of smoke
The collective now has the ability and is now Immune to all charm effects
Object will be moved to research area 74359
It's a bomb or some other dangerous implement. Just so you know. I'm not quite sure, though. Don't destroy it, but put it in a safe place.
crystal glows bright blue
It is well away and understudy
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: It is well away and understudy *Lands on blue crystal, suck power out of it, flies away leaving malaria and sleeping sickness*
MY POWER INCREASES HERE FOR THERE IS NO LONGER PROTECTION
The collective needs no outside protection the object has been analyzed
The collective adapts
the object is....a chiclet....earth candy. eat the chiclet, borg. I know many secret things.
ARRG WHAT IS THIS STRANGE GLOW FROM ALL OF THESE 'BOTS! I can no longer move
Godfather of Crime! wrote: ARRG WHAT IS THIS STRANGE GLOW FROM ALL OF THESE 'BOTS! I can no longer move Well, what do you know? The Borg actually truly helped.
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