80rg \/n17 #314's page

The other day, I met a smurf with a wooden leg named Smurf.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Why thank you.

*blam blam blam*

0w 0w 0w!

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

0m9!!!!11!!!1

*Teleports in*
S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

*Beep*
*Loading, please wait*
*Loading, please wait*
*System crashed, please restart this drone*
*Beep*
*Not compatible*
0wnd n0085!!!!!!1!!1111!!!! *Starts tearing apart factory again*

Deactivates Species 912 drone and takes it to be disassembled

The collective can see that protocol is flawed

Clones new drones

The collective is patient
The collective will try again

*Walks back to factory and starts tearing apart*

That would be the new public relations protocol

Drones of Species 912 made good test subjects

*Starts tearing down factory*

0m9 7h15 I5 84d f0r 7h3 3nv1r0nment!!!!!11!!!
*Starts cleaning up pollutants in water*

If it only worked that way it would be most effective

But it does not, more the pitty

N0, 1 d1dn'7 4c7u411y 74k3 1t, 1 ju57 5c4nn3d 17s d474.

Without the item code it will be unlikely you can find the item

The collective keeps no centralized vault
Nor does the items collected stay in material form
It is more efficient to catalog, disassemble and store such items in multiple locations

4ctu4lly, 1 4lr34dy g07 7h3 07h3r p13c35, 17 w0u1d ju57 83 700 80r1ng 70 5h0w m3 c0113c7ing 34ch 0n3.

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Comes in, wearing stealth gear and humming Pink Panther music*

1 h4v3 c0m3 t0 5t34l s0m3th1n9 0f 13g3nd4ry p0w3r fr0m 7h3 3n3my'5 v4u1ts.

Are you still malfunctioning?

And which vault
And what is the items data code

1 4p0l0g1z3, 1 w4s m3r3ly 5p34k1ng 7o my53lf.

*Comes in, wearing stealth gear and humming Pink Panther music*
1 h4v3 c0m3 t0 5t34l s0m3th1n9 0f 13g3nd4ry p0w3r fr0m 7h3 3n3my'5 v4u1ts.

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

That is ok

Not much damage he can do in there anyhow

*In the factory, Unit #314 begins taking lots of key parts and machinery*

Oh good work

You should place them in the recycling bins
We have a place for such work
Teleports the drone to a dialect ship

The collective needs this vessel stripped
After we have other bases and vessels in need of De-assembling

*Teleports back as the self-involved drone continues to talk to itself*

Forgive me for sounding like a caveman grognard, but what is leet? Is that the stuff KC has been typing? Hell, I thought he'd just had a brain fart or something...

0m9. Y0u 4r3 1gn0r4n7, 1 4m 4fr41d. N0 9re47 5urpr1s3, 1 f34r.

That is ok

Not much damage he can do in there anyhow

*In the factory, Unit #314 begins taking lots of key parts and machinery*

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote:

My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!

Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?

As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it

Species 327 may have a use for it however

1 4m g01ng 7o 80rr0w i7, 1f y0u d0n'7 m1nd. *Takes wrench and goes back into factory drone creators*

You must be this tall Points at the 5'10' sign To work in the factory

The collective has many other places you can work
Species 7037 did some bad things to the guest restroom facility's

0m9, n008! 1 4m 7h47 81g! *Enters factory*

The Jade wrote:

At the very least spare my ribs.

Spare ribs! Spare ribs!! How can you ...

*reads again*

Oh, sorry. Just overly sensitive.

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Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote:

My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!

Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?

As we are not automatons we have no use, other then to recycle it

Species 327 may have a use for it however

1 4m g01ng 7o 80rr0w i7, 1f y0u d0n'7 m1nd. *Takes wrench and goes back into factory drone creators*

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

The Jade wrote:

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*

Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.

7h4nk y0u. Wh3~ 1 r3v34a1 ^^y 7ru3 4ll3gi4nc3s 1 wi11 5p4re y0u.

1 m34n, 101 n008s.

At the very least spare my ribs.

N0, 1 4m 4fr41d 7h47 i5 0u7 0f 7h3 qu3s7i0n. 1 wi11 n33d y\/mmy f00d 7o 3nj0y ^^y r31gn.

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*

Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.

7h4nk y0u. Wh3~ 1 r3v34a1 ^^y 7ru3 4ll3gi4nc3s 1 wi11 5p4re y0u.

Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*

Yes, Species 912 is deeply flawed

In time the flaws shall be ripped out
We have all that was Species 912
The drones will comply or be disconnected from the collective
New drones will then be activated
What becomes of a defective drone is no concern of the collective

N008!!!! *Readies 1337-ning bomb*

50,000 words! WOOT!

Y0\/ m34n 'w007', n008!

*Drinks potion to give him extra hit points*

*Jumps on grenade to shield the others from the blast*

4 sh4m3 1t5 0n1y 3ff3c7 15 1337-n1~g.

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

I do not.

D13, N0085!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

~00B5!!! 1 810w \/p h0v3rcr4f7 n0w!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!

Aberzombie wrote:

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

My own house? The driver must have been going in circles ... mindless repetition as if he's not really all there ... either a stoner or a zombie!

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20; 2d6

0^^9!!!!!111!!!

steers the limo towards downtown

0^^9!!! ~008 dr1v3r!!!!!!!11!111!!!

Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind

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Aberzombie wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *

"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."

Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?

"Nearest church of Pharasma, please."

0^^9 ~008!!! 57f\/ 4~d 937 0\/7 0f ^^y c4r!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!

Species 912 has been assimilated

It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile

101 w3 pw~d 7h47 ~008

bidibidibidi......

yo mama.

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0^^g!!!!!111!!1!!!! ~008$!!!!11!!1!!!!!

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