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User Error wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Peers, whether they consider themselves allies or not, don't get a say. Don't care if it makes them uncomfortable or doesn't align with their philosophies or stirs up unresolved/unconscious feelings... doesn't matter. If peers take offense at how an individual presents their identity, then the peers have the problem (and aren't really allies or true friends either).
I think this is very well said. It also stands to reason the conflict presented by such a situation could make for an interesting story, if that's something the players want to explore.
Edit: I just realized your name is Ambrosia SLAAD, not SALAD. I'm sure you get that a lot. yeah it was kinda a common joke time was YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP
Tyncale wrote: I do not like how there currently is no place to see what people actually purchased(add ons), ever since Paizo removed the "My Pledgedrives" tab in our accounts.
I do. Ha! Ain't no horses gettin' in my manger!
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Leafar the Lost wrote: and then using a Wish If it'd been that easy, someone would have wiped us out years ago. Leafar the Lost wrote: then I cast Mind Wipe on you No mind to wipe, sorry!
Leafar the Lost wrote: Now, you are truly begoned!!! I'm back!
*Comes flying back* They don't want poodles either. YAP!
Talonne Hauk wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP!
Wait, what's this thread about? Is there food? Oh, boy, I bet there is! Where is it? Where is it? YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP!
[Smacks poodle on nose.]
Shut up or be a real dog. Poodle's are about as useless as cats. And there's no food. So go home. *Latches on to Talonne's arm* Grr!
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Wait, what's this thread about? Is there food? Oh, boy, I bet there is! Where is it? Where is it? YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP!
YAP!
*Leaves a landmine on CJ's lawn*
ulgulanoth wrote: thats what the arsnic is for Arsnic? What's that do?
ulgulanoth's hat wrote: disapear No, disapoodle! I'm not that fat!
ulgulanoth wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: ulgulanoth wrote: *castrates greyish-greenish slaad*
amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted
Hang on...
You first claimed to be 'etheral', which apparently meant you think you're ethereal (I'm more tolerant of bad spelling than Shark over there). Now, ethereal means that you exist on another plane which is pretty much impossible to access without magic. In fact, we have a better chance of hurting you than you do us, since while we can use a magic missile to kill you, you can't do the same to us without plane shifting.
Therefore, I can only assume that you are incapable of affecting this world in the slightest. Either that, or we can all target you.
*Happily continues to chew book* i have ghost touch on all my equipment Nope. Ghost Touch doesn't let ethereal creatures interact with the Material Plane. You're thinking of incorporeal.
*Pees on Ulgulanoth's hat*
ulgulanoth wrote: *castrates greyish-greenish slaad*
amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted
Hang on...
You first claimed to be 'etheral', which apparently meant you think you're ethereal (I'm more tolerant of bad spelling than Shark over there). Now, ethereal means that you exist on another plane which is pretty much impossible to access without magic. In fact, we have a better chance of hurting you than you do us, since while we can use a magic missile to kill you, you can't do the same to us without plane shifting.
Therefore, I can only assume that you are incapable of affecting this world in the slightest. Either that, or we can all target you.
*Happily continues to chew book*
The Man wrote: Your facade has become tiresome.
Guards! Apprehend this lawbreaker.
*Summons Guards*
YAP!
*Chews law book*
The Man wrote: Poodle impostor. I see through your disguise, Slaad. Lucky for you, Slaads are welcome here. Now kindly remove your disguise and return to me the Black Pudding you currently have in your mouth - before it eats you. YAP! Grr!
*Humps The Man's leg*
The Man wrote: Poodles have been banned from this thread. The punishment for the poodles and anyone aiding them is death. Anyone who appears in this thread to hunt poodles will immediately be deputized, issued a poodle hunting license, and the weapon of their choice.
Let the slaughter begin!
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Studpuffin wrote: *Holds up sign:Aren't poodles french originally?* ...
...I think you'd better run away now.
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*Chews on fire hose and puts chocolate inside*
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Jeremy Mcgillan wrote: And no we don't need any french Poodles, Labradoodles, Rusty the poodles, or anything else. Now get out before I start the vacuum again and then get a pair of clippers to mess up that perfectly shaped coifed fur you have. I eat vacuum cleaners for lunch! Um, yoju better get out of here, Fifi, before CPD sees you.
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Butterfrog wrote: croak! Ribbit! No, wait, yap!
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CourtFool wrote: No, no, no. More inflection on the 'AP'.
Like thus, 'YAP!'
Good point. Actually, I'm a bit lax on speed as well. Ahem:
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We also need to work on volume.
Happy Yapday!
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Rusty the Poodle wrote: Hey look, there's a delivery truck that mysteriously lost its axles, and the truck is carrying...SQUEAKY TOYS!
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Twin Agate Dragons wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP! Someone call animal control. Good idea! *Gets on phone*
Excuse me, is this animal control? There's a pair of identical dragons growling at me!
Kirth Gersen wrote: I never liked....Monte Python to be brutally honest. ....
Potential-Tension Breaking Poodle to the rescue!
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YAPDAY!!!
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Aw, man. That thing was unique!
YAP! Slaadi, your salvation is near! For I have given Santa a Poodlizer! Soon he shall turn you all into poodles as your Christmas presents!
You guys are so lucky!
YAP! Hey, there are some nice poodle-halfling things in the Board now!
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAP! *Licks kender*
Hey, these guys taste good! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
*squirms* Hey!!! Silly silly puppy! *scritches the puppy behind the ears and then starts licking back* Ah, my mistake! You are a fellow poodle! I got kind of confused by the appearance, but we are the only ones wise enough to lick something that rolls in chocolate all day!
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Got an echidna?
What's an echidna? Are they like puppies? *gets down on hands and knees and starts to move towards the puppy* Can I pet you? You look all poofy and soft! YAP! *Licks kender*
Hey, these guys taste good! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Yeah, they're really good! You should make some more!
YAP!
PUPPY!!!! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Got an echidna?
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.
Help yourself
Yeah, they're really good! You should make some more!
YAP!
Bran McChomperface wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Tarren Dei wrote: Corath wrote: Hi. Where is said kingdom? I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. As one of the few Canadians to survive the rise of the zombies, I think I can do that. I kind of own it now. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs. Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone. I'll give you two of each if you'll help us.
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Look hatch
What do you want, Zombies?
Tarren Dei wrote: Corath wrote: Hi. Where is said kingdom? I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. As one of the few Canadians to survive the rise of the zombies, I think I can do that. I kind of own it now. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs. Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.
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*Hopes Slaadi understand Leet*
They aren't, but all poodles are taught Leet as a second language! Because we are on so many internet forums, waiting for our chance to strike...and hump everybody! Muahaha!
Anyways, no, I'm not a slaad anymore. I used to be, but I cast a spell that let me join my poodle friends!
And borg are nice! They come to our place, they make clones of us, they prove defective and the Borg have to start all over again! Anything resembling logic and order just doesn't work on poodles. But we like the Borg, because they always give us dog biscuits when they're done figuring out our DNA! So, no, I think I'll leave them alone so that they'll keep bringing us treats!
YAP!
Corath wrote: Hi. Where is said kingdom? I like druids! *Piddles on druid's leg*
Oh crap, Tarren has distracted me! Must...resist...animal empathy....
Poodle of the Shadows wrote: Tarren Dei wrote: Poodle of the Shadows wrote: *from behind Tarren*
Missed me.
Missed with a 26?
Hoof attack: 1d20+4
A bull cannot hit a poodle ninja!
*from above Tarren*
Are you even trying? YAP! Poodle Power! *Humps Tarren's leg to distract him*
Aberzombie wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: *Gets excited and humps zombies* Ewww...watch it. Something might fall off when you do that. Lihe whah? *Chewing leg*
Aberzombie wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Hey, they changed the posting format! Awesome!
It is the power of the LoAC Who Must Not Be Named! I'm just happy I won't have to go back to look something up! Go LoAC!
YAP YAP YAP! *Gets excited and humps zombies*
Aberzombie wrote: Hey poodle, how would you like to go for a ride in the Zombiepult™? YAP! GRR!
Hey, they changed the posting format! Awesome!
Aberzombie wrote: Chews back on the multi-colored poodle/frog thing Yipe Yipe Yipe! *Drops landmine on zombie*
andLich wrote: Mmmm.....brainnnsss. YAP YAP YAP YAP!
*Drops landmine and continues chewing*
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP! Squeaky toys!
*Chews zombie*
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