Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!
<Hops up and down>
I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!<Hops up and down>
I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?
But I don't want you to eat my bikini! That's why I'm on the table.
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!
<Hops up and down> I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?
*I may be dead, but maybe I can still help here* {possesses old forgotten suit of armor}
Hey, Rusty, over here! Let's play tag- you're it! {runs off at top speed away from lynora-Jill and Rusty}
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!<Hops up and down> I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?*I may be dead, but maybe I can still help here* {possesses old forgotten suit of armor}
Hey, Rusty, over here! Let's play tag- you're it! {runs off at top speed away from lynora-Jill and Rusty}
<Charges off after suit of armor>
Wait for me!!!!!
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!<Hops up and down> I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?*I may be dead, but maybe I can still help here* {possesses old forgotten suit of armor}
Hey, Rusty, over here! Let's play tag- you're it! {runs off at top speed away from lynora-Jill and Rusty}
Thank Jack, naked humans are gross.
*Breathes a sigh of relief and climbs down off the table*
I'm just going to go to my room and change before the rust monster comes back.
Thank Jack, naked humans are gross.
Naked Jackskunk's are like, way, way gross-er.
Thank Jack, naked humans are gross.
Naked Jackskunk's are like, way, way gross-er.
Hey, wanna go into my stomach again? Since that worked so well last time.
<Charges off after suit of armor>
Wait for me!!!!!
{see's lynora-Jill is now safe}
Oh, Rusty, I'm tired! You win; you caught me. {un-possesses armor and let's it fall to the floor}
<Charges off after suit of armor>
Wait for me!!!!!
{see's lynora-Jill is now safe}
Oh, Rusty, I'm tired! You win; you caught me. {un-possesses armor and let's it fall to the floor}
Om nom nom nom!
I hope no one is going to miss this...
Hey, wanna go into my stomach again? Since that worked so well last time.
Nah, you're probably loaded up with anti-parasite potions, and I've still got a hangover from a group of drunken gnolls I just, er, left.
No one gives cookies to tapeworms anymore. {sighs}
Blasted slaads. Ruining our schemes...
thumbs thru Acme catalog, looking for slaad repellent items
What about rodents?
{crisply snaps to attention} Vood jou mind a leetle churgery to be upgraded zo a Meece golem?
Jou vood also be required to partake constantly of zee Hungry Jack product family und drink twice jour weight daily in beer.
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.What about rodents?
NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.
Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM
Awww... darn rusty, he gets distracted to easely...
*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM
{watches Jackskunk implode into nothingness} "That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more."
JH returns from his room and sets up a Taco Bar in the main room of the Clubhouse. He puts out buckets full of ice and bottled beer, and waits for the new game to begin. Jack-a-slaad is played very much like Whack-a-mole. If not Jack-a-slaad, then maybe some Slaad Croquet using his spiked hammer, 'cause everyone knows that slaads and croquet go together like salads and croutons.
JH makes sure that there is plenty of Gosling's Black Seal rum
and Barrit's ginger beer so that the festivities can begin.
"Acme, Rosie! How 'bout setting up some hoops on the lawn? Don't forget to add the landmines. Thx!"
"Acme, Rosie! How 'bout setting up some hoops on the lawn? Don't forget to add the landmines. Thx!"
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
*Whirs off to set up the croquet field.*
"Acme, Rosie! How 'bout setting up some hoops on the lawn? Don't forget to add the landmines. Thx!"
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
*Whirs off to set up the croquet field.*
"Thanks Rosie!"
Pours a couple of Dark & Stormys while he waits for the thread crashers to pop their heads up from the cracks in the floorboards. Using the Power of the Taco he summons forth the Winds of Banishing in case they try to dodge his 'croquet mallet'.
{watches Jackskunk implode into nothingness} "That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more."*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM
Muahaha! But, secretly, that portable hole was inside another, bigger portable hole, which contained the blast!
Muahaha! But, secretly, that portable hole was inside another, bigger portable hole, which contained the blast!{watches Jackskunk implode into nothingness} "That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more."*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM
Datz da 2nd biggest portable hole I've never sheen...*hic*
Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM
Heh! Jackskunk swallows. Heh!
*hic*
Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOMHeh! Jackskunk swallows. Heh!
*hic*
<lobs acorns at Jack Hammer from over in the Poodle thread>
<lobs acorns at Jack Hammer from over in the Poodle thread>Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.
What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.
Oh, the golem-anity!
Jackin'! Where are you?
heads to his room to get his hammer
*Swallows Tapewyrm*
I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOMHeh! Jackskunk swallows. Heh!
*hic*
After a dozen or so hits JH finally realizes it's raining inside the Clubhouse. He goes to get a ladder to check the roof.
Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!<Hops up and down>
I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?
With a 40 foot speed, rust monsters have a +4 to jump checks. If you take a running start, you will succeed no matter what you roll.
I tried to run and jump one time. I dissolved an aircraft carrier. It wasn't pretty.
I tried to run and jump one time. I dissolved an aircraft carrier. It wasn't pretty.Oh, I hope that rust monsters can't climb!<Hops up and down>
I can't reach! Can you get down off the table? Please?
With a 40 foot speed, rust monsters have a +4 to jump checks. If you take a running start, you will succeed no matter what you roll.
That's the problem with eating aircraft carriers. You can't eat just one. Then you're clogged up for a month.
Soo hime thawed yua didunt aloe puddles inn hear, tub yua tell Crusty inn.
Poodles.
Soo hime thawed yua didunt aloe puddles inn hear, tub yua tell Crusty inn.
Poodles.
I was providing a valuable service--getting chainmail bikini-clad maidens to take an armor penalty.
Could someone please tell me why my closets are empty...oh, crap!
*Runs back to her room*
Enclosed: 1 disturbing photo
I thought we burned all of those pictures.
[i]JH returns from his room and sets up a Taco Bar in the main room of the Clubhouse.
Woa, that's FoW!
8 tacos al pastor y de chorizo... y vaya poniendo unos 6 de tripita en el comal!
Could someone please tell me why my closets are empty...oh, crap!
*Runs back to her room*
JH shouts from the roof "Whazznt me! *hic* Might have sumtin to do wish it rainin acornz" the sounds of hammering echo thru the clubhouse
Enclosed: 1 disturbing photo
I thought we burned all of those pictures.
Oops. Sorry. I saw them in the fire grate and I assumed that you guys wanted them. Heh.
"Acme, Rosie! How 'bout setting up some hoops on the lawn? Don't forget to add the landmines. Thx!"
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
*Whirs off to set up the croquet field.*
*beep*
yes sir!
Follows Rosie
Man, what's with all the non-golems? Sic 'em Poodle Jack!
GRRRR!
Begins chasing the various non-Jacks around the clubhouse
But, but, I was being helpful.
<Runs off to...somewhere>
"Did someone mention tacos and landmines? Reminds me of some work I did in the Americas. There was this poodle incursion...most people thought they were rats carrying the Black Death..."
He makes a plate of tacos and freshens his drink then wanders off, chuckling to himself.
In his drunken attempt at 'fixing' the hole in the roof that allowed it to rain acorns JH manages to create the hole himself. He crashes right thru the roof and lands in LJ's big comfy bed. He promptly passes out.
"Oh bother, is there someone around that can find out what all that racket is, coming from the roof?"
In his drunken attempt at 'fixing' the hole in the roof that allowed it to rain acorns JH manages to create the hole himself. He crashes right thru the roof and lands in LJ's big comfy bed. He promptly passes out.
<practices shooting hoops with acorns at the new big target>
In his drunken attempt at 'fixing' the hole in the roof that allowed it to rain acorns JH manages to create the hole himself. He crashes right thru the roof and lands in LJ's big comfy bed. He promptly passes out.
After checking to make sure that he was okay and realizing that he was merely very drunk, LJ looks up at the hole.
"Not really the spot I would have picked for a skylight, but I guess it works."
Picks up cellphone and calls Acme repair services.
JH stirs, and eventually wakes up.
"How'd I get here?" he sees the big hole in the ceiling. "That must be how all those acorns are gettin' in!"
"Lyn! Looks like you have Dire Squirrels nesting in your ceiling!"
|
Banana Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup
Ingredients:
BANANA FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed bananas (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Wheat Blends Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
MAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
•
• 1 can refrigerated whipped cream
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed bananas, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min