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Taco Slaad wrote:

Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!

Ole!

That would be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Nacho Poodle Casserole

Actually that sounds quite yummy. If only we had a ready supply of poodles on some nearby demiplane...

The Jackskunk wrote:
Shoo! Stupid slaad...
Such a gwumpy wumpy Jackskunk. {wiggles saucily up with basket, bats eyelashes} Would a nice colored egg cheer you up? How about a chocolate-covered dretch?

Oh, there she is!

*Aims stun gun*


Frat Jack wrote:
Taco Slaad wrote:

Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!

Ole!

That woule be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!

Pops head into clubhouse

Lo siento Senor Frat Jack ...

psst:

Spoiler:
That would be .. :P


Taco Slaad wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Taco Slaad wrote:

Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!

Ole!

That woule be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!

Pops head into clubhouse

Lo siento Senor Frat Jack ...

psst:

** spoiler omitted **

That was a typo! :P :fishslap:


Frat Jack wrote:

Oh, there she is!

*Aims stun gun*

Oooo, kinky! Do I tie you up first, or vice-versa?


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Nacho Poodle Casserole

Actually that sounds quite yummy. If only we had a ready supply of poodles on some nearby demiplane...

The Jackskunk wrote:
Shoo! Stupid slaad...
Such a gwumpy wumpy Jackskunk. {wiggles saucily up with basket, bats eyelashes} Would a nice colored egg cheer you up? How about a chocolate-covered dretch?

How about a stomach acid-covered slaad?

*Chomp*


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

Oh, there she is!

*Aims stun gun*

Oooo, kinky! Do I tie you up first, or vice-versa?

Oh my...

*jaw-drops...goes fetch the fun-for-nasty-adults kit*


The Jackskunk wrote:

How about a stomach acid-covered slaad?

*Chomp*

Sigh. I knew I should'a been more alert instead of flirting with that Frat Jack. Well, chocolate-covered dretches are no help. That chocolate is harder than carbonite.

Ah! {spys shipwreckage} Whu-? How does that fit in here? Skunky must be part TARDIS. Oh well... {gathers wood and starts fire}

And I just got this outfit dry-cleaned!


Greetings fellow Jacks!


Poodle Jack wrote:
Greetings fellow Jacks!

Heheh! Our first warpoodle to spread fear onto the masses.


That's me! A Jack's best friend!

Wags tail and radar-dish ears

YAP!


Poodle Jack wrote:

That's me! A Jack's best friend!

Wags tail and radar-dish ears

YAP!

*Pats Poodle Jack* As long as you don't take a whiz on the carpet like those other mutts you're fine with me.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


*Pats Poodle Jack* As long as you don't take a whiz on the carpet like those other mutts you're fine with me.

I'm a Jack! I piss 30-year old Scotch!

Hops on bar and raises leg. An amber fluid quickly fills an empty tumbler

Ice me Acme!


*beep*

As you wish sir

drops two cubes in the tumbler


"Oh, what a cute puppy!" Pats Poodle Jack on the head.


wags tail

YAP!

Initializes sparkly eye function


Poodle Jack wrote:

wags tail

YAP!

Initializes sparkly eye function

Cute?! It's a poodle!


"Such a darling doggy! Would you like a treat, puppy? How about some Hungry Jack pancakes? Does that sound yummy? What a good boy."
She gives him a pancake.


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
{gathers wood and starts fire}

{glances up at gathering smoke in Jackskunky's stomach} This has to work -- I saw it in a cartoon.


lynora-Jill wrote:

"Such a darling doggy! Would you like a treat, puppy? How about some Hungry Jack pancakes? Does that sound yummy? What a good boy."

She gives him a pancake.

YAP YAP! I LOVE HUNGRY JACK!

rolls on back and wiggles


Poodle Jack wrote:


YAP YAP! I LOVE HUNGRY JACK!

rolls on back and wiggles

Gives Poodle Jack a tummy rub.

"Such a good doggy! Here, have another pancake."


OM NOM NOM!

*urp*


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Eekster Buhnay wrote:
{gathers wood and starts fire}
{glances up at gathering smoke in Jackskunky's stomach} This has to work -- I saw it in a cartoon.

Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!

Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!
*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*


Runs over and humps Jackskunk's leg

YAP!


Poodle Jack wrote:

Runs over and humps Jackskunk's leg

YAP!

Right, then!

*Smacks across room*


Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably


Poodle Jack wrote:
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably

Kill it! Before it manages to make its poodle-attacks!


The Jackskunk wrote:

Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!

Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!
*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*

{squints eyes} Hey is that a Sphere of Annilation? Ha ha, I've got my Talisman of the Sphere right here- {fumbles frantically} right-, right-... oh crap, it's in my other purse.

This isn't right, the smoke is supposed to make him sneeze, and then me and Geppie escape- oh crap.

Fine. I'm a Green Slaad damnit, I'm resourceful {polymorphs into Maelstrom Tapewyrm} FINE! You don't wanna play nice? Then I'm going out the other door!


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
The Jackskunk wrote:

Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!

Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!
*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*

{squints eyes} Hey is that a Sphere of Annilation? Ha ha, I've got my Talisman of the Sphere right here- {fumbles frantically} right-, right-... oh crap, it's in my other purse.

This isn't right, the smoke is supposed to make him sneeze, and then me and Geppie escape- oh crap.

Fine. I'm a Green Slaad damnit, I'm resourceful {polymorphs into Maelstrom Tapewyrm} FINE! You don't wanna play nice? Then I'm going out the other door!

Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...

*Goes to the bathroom*
*Flushes*


Poodle Jack wrote:
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably

"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"

She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"


The Jackskunk wrote:

Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...

*Goes to the bathroom*
*Flushes*

Ha ha, I believe the punchline is "Where's my cookie?!"

Free! Free at last! Gods, I need a long hot bath!

Boy, there's a lot of crocodiles down here. Is that one ticking? And a small moon, too... That's no moon!- that's a Tarrasque! {casts Spell of Haul A** on self}


lynora-Jill wrote:
Poodle Jack wrote:
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably

"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"

She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"

It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!


The Jackskunk wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Poodle Jack wrote:
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably

"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"

She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!

"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.


"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."

"Oh, hi Jill....."

"Meoooorrooaw."

Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."


"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."

Liberty's Edge

Maelstrom Tapewyrm wrote:
The Jackskunk wrote:

Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...

*Goes to the bathroom*
*Flushes*

Ha ha, I believe the punchline is "Where's my cookie?!"

Free! Free at last! Gods, I need a long hot bath!

Boy, there's a lot of crocodiles down here. Is that one ticking? And a small moon, too... That's no moon!- that's a Tarrasque! {casts Spell of Haul A** on self}

And goldfish. And white crocodiles. And alligators. And clownfish.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."

"Oh, hi Jill....."

"Meoooorrooaw."

Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."

"Of course, Roy-Jack."

She pours some cream and whiskey into Roy's dish.
"There you go."

Liberty's Edge

lynora-Jill wrote:
The Jackskunk wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Poodle Jack wrote:
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably

"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"

She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!
"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.

(emphasis added)

I don't think he has any money... and what do you want him to buy?


Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."

"Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."


Gark the Goblin wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.

(emphasis added)

I don't think he has any money... and what do you want him to buy?

Yeah, yeah, it's a typo. So maybe I just have shopping on the brain... ;)

Liberty's Edge

lynora-Jill wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.

(emphasis added)

I don't think he has any money... and what do you want him to buy?
Yeah, yeah, it's a typo. So maybe I just have shopping on the brain... ;)

It's like two letters away from "o"!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Yeah, yeah, it's a typo. So maybe I just have shopping on the brain... ;)

It's like two letters away from "o"!

Do you have any idea how fast I type? This would not be the first time. Sometimes I'm already three words ahead in my mind as it is. Must learn to type faster. The point being at that speed, two keys away is not so far.

Liberty's Edge

lynora-Jill wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Yeah, yeah, it's a typo. So maybe I just have shopping on the brain... ;)

It's like two letters away from "o"!

Do you have any idea how fast I type? This would not be the first time. Sometimes I'm already three words ahead in my mind as it is. Must learn to type faster. The point being at that speed, two keys away is not so far.

Yeah. It was a joke.


Gark the Goblin wrote:


Yeah. It was a joke.

Yeah. Dry humor always goes right over my head. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."

"Oh, hi Jill....."

"Meoooorrooaw."

Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."

"Of course, Roy-Jack."

She pours some cream and whiskey into Roy's dish.
"There you go."

"Thanks babe." Roy-Jack lapses the contents of the bowl vigorously. "Anyone seen or hear of Sebastion? I hungry for some horse flesh. If not, where's Jackin' Ape, haven't ball since the last head, er, ball, exploded on me."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."
"Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."

"Cannibilistic? No, I spread the nutrition necessities of a good high energy breakfast to families across America. I really can't see a roll consuming another roll. Uh, I can change my name to Puffy-Jack the Breakfast Roll, but it doesn't have a certain ring. I love myself the way I am."


Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."
"Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."
"Cannibilistic? No, I spread the nutrition necessities of a good high energy breakfast to families across America. I really can't see a roll consuming another roll. Uh, I can change my name to Puffy-Jack the Breakfast Roll, but it doesn't have a certain ring. I love myself the way I am."

"Oh, okay. My bad. I misunderstood. When you were talking about how delicious rolls were, it sounded like..."

"So let me get this straight, what you're really trying to say is, Eat me?"

Scarab Sages

Blueberry and White Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake

Ingredients:
COFFEE CAKE
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Blueberry Wheat Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup white baking chips
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

TOPPING
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup white baking chips
• 1/4 cup sliced almonds
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Spray an 8 or 9-inch square pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and white baking chips in medium bowl. Add water, sour cream and vanilla. Blend well. Using an medium scoop, shape dough into sixteen 2-inch balls. Place in 4 rows of 4 each in prepared pan.
3. COMBINE 1/4 cup sugar, 1/4 cup white baking chips, almonds and cinnamon in small bowl. Sprinkle over dough.
4. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 10 minutes before serving. Serve warm.

Yield: 16 servings
Prep Time: 12 min
Cook Time: 24 min


lynora-Jill wrote:


"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.

OM NOM NOM!

wags tail and places head in Lynora-Jill's lap. Looks over at large rancid skunk and sticks tongue out

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