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<translation: Werewoof of London is banned before he can relay that truth to the other dogs ... we like baiting you poor canines too much>

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<translation: DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing dogs and squirrels play tag>

Drops the steak looking around for the squirrel.

Yap! Yap!

<sneaks down the tree, snags the half steak and scurries back up the tree>

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*Ugh! This tastes awful! No wonder the poodles don't eat acorns, they have no taste ...

<throws the half steak back down, along with some acorns in an attempt to enlighten the heathen beasts>

<Comes flying in amongst a shower of acorns>

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*Dang Jacks! Throwing out my winter stores!!

<gathers up his acorns and scurries back to the Poodles thread>

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

*cell phone on bar rings*

"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."

*loud music in background*

"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."

Hmmm...

grabs a bottle of Black Seal Rum and a keg of Ginger Beer and heads out

<sneaks into the Jack's clubhouse and fills it from floor to ceiling with acorns, storing them for winter>

In his drunken attempt at 'fixing' the hole in the roof that allowed it to rain acorns JH manages to create the hole himself. He crashes right thru the roof and lands in LJ's big comfy bed. He promptly passes out.

<practices shooting hoops with acorns at the new big target>

The Jackskunk wrote:

Maelstrom Tapewyrm wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

NO! Only Jack rodents can be accepted.

What is going on here? Slaads, critters, all kinds of beings without Jack in their name.

Oh, the golem-anity!

Jackin'! Where are you?

heads to his room to get his hammer

Lookz like zomeone needz to remove the adamantine ztave from hez tookus.

*Swallows Tapewyrm*

I swallowed a portable hole earlier, anything else I swallow goes into it. One sec...take cover.
*Swallows bag of holding*
BOOM

Heh! Jackskunk swallows. Heh!

*hic*

<lobs acorns at Jack Hammer from over in the Poodle thread>

Chubbs McGee wrote:

Sure, praise the damn poodles! We small folk do all the real work around here, while those pretty poodles with their fancy haircuts strut around calling themselves lords!

*grumble*

*chases rat* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

<throws acorns at the poodle who dares chase his rodent cousin>

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*Down with Poodle oppression! Rodents Unite! Get the oppressor brothers!!

MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

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*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!

<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>

{tosses him roll of mints and bag of acorns}

<grabs the mints, calls out all his friends and hands out the mints>

<throws an acorn at MGSTP's head>

{shakes fist at the sky, yells:} "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! G*d damn you all to hell!"

<throws acorn at MGSTP's head>

CourtFool wrote:

Squirrel!

*licks the Lord Squirrel*

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*ACK! I've been slimed by a tree climbing poodle!!!

Squirrel!

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*Silly invaders, don't they know there are more squirrels in existence than could ever be destroyed with the entire world's nuclear arsenal? We're worse than cockroaches in that sense. Dang! Poodle almost got me!

<runs back up the oak tree, breaks out a fan to blow the fungal cloud away>

Grey Squirrel wrote:

<scurries out to a branch and poops on MGSTP>

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*translates roughly to "Two can play at that game, you Beast of Incendiary Intestinal Volatility."

Of course you know, this means war.

{starts igniting Squeakatov Cocktails and trebucheting them at the giant squirrel monster}

*I'd kill for weirding modules right now. *

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*"War it is! Bring out the chemical weapon squirrels!"

Flaming Trees wrote:

Hey! You with the flaming poop! Yeah you! What gives??

See all these squeaky toys laying about? They are filled with smokepowder and heidro-, hidro-, hydro-, er, gnomish ether!!! You stay back, or we'll chuck enough of these at you that you'll go up like a yulelog!!

'Sides, what do you care?! The tree's already dead and it's a squirrel -- who eats acorns... you know, baby trees!!!

Now go away Log-to-be, or I shall taunt you a sec-ond tyme!

<scurries out to a branch and poops on MGSTP>

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*translates roughly to "Two can play at that game, you Beast of Incendiary Intestinal Volatility."

No prob Poddle lord, always a pleaseure to include the always boards iconic poddle master!

*Grabs Slingshot of Squirrel Bane*

<scurries up an oak quickly then realizes poodles have no thumbs and begins throwing acorns again>

<buries Greyish-Green Slaad with some acorns to save them for winter>

<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>

CourtFool wrote:

Squirrel!

*looks around excitedly* Where?! Where?!

Huh?