Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?
Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.
Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?
Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.
I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)
I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?
Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.
I'll be right back, I'll get my equipment.
SCJ steps out..
I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)Is it ironic at all that i like the song Robot Rock by Daft Punk?
Edit: Do the Jacks have a DJ? If not, I may have found my new Jack name.
I'll be right back, I'll get my equipment.
SCJ steps out..
That's a cool name...hope to cya soon Sebas...well... you know :D
SCJ steps in, all shiny and new, with what looks like musical equipment. He sets up what looks like a tiny piano keyboard with a label "KORG" written on the back of it. To this, he attaches a small black box with a "Banshee" label, that has a tube jetting out, along the tube is the name "Rocktron". He also sets up a turn table, as well as an excellent sound system throughout the jack club house.
Hope you don't mind me using up some space, fellow Jacks.
Brings Hammer his Shirley Temple, holding the battery acid.
I say, good call on the name change, DJ.
What is it you kids are listening to these days? Gilbert and Sullivan?
Starts humming a chorus and moving in a sailorish fashion.
Gilbert and Sullivan?
What do they spin? Trip-hop? Trance? Acid house?
Never heard of them...
PJ pauses for a moment, a glassy look of incomprehension on his face. He then covers it up by taking a big drink of his Dark & Stormy.
Dem fine...yes, dem fine indeed...carry on boys...I'll just step behind the bar for a refresher.
Starts spinning the turntable, playing some beats. Plays the synth, getting some rythm, sticks the tube in his mouth and starts playing some favs.
Lets start with Robot Rock, followed up by Television Rules the Nation, then Verdis Quo.
"Hey, I just felt something weird. Like something's happened to my roleplaying counterpart."
Hey guys, I think we should get a pizza vending machine for the clubhouse.
Does it dispense Jack Daniels and hookers?
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Hey guys, I think we should get a pizza vending machine for the clubhouse.Does it dispense Jack Daniels and hookers?
Nope just pizzas. Beside I thought Reggie was the JD vending machine.
"Hey, I just felt something weird. Like something's happened to my roleplaying counterpart."Pulls out a baseball bat with nails through it. Get back in the basement before we play kobold pinata.
"Bloody fascists...."
Welcome DJ!!!
That Pizza bending machine sure looks darn sexy in red... I'll have to take her out some day, I hope the coke vending don't find...
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Italian Garden Pizza
Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 1 thin & crispy prepared pizza crust
• 5 tablespoons Crisco® Light Olive Oil, divided
• 1 (.5 ounce) package pesto sauce mix
• 2 ounces pepperoni slices, about 30 slices, if desired
• 2 cups (8 oz.) shredded mozzarella cheese, divided
• 1/2 cup chopped green peppers
• 1/2 cup sliced green onions
• 3 Roma tomatoes, sliced
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK potatoes according to package directions. Heat oven to 425°F. Coat pizza crust with 2 tablespoons olive oil. Combine pesto sauce mix with 3 tablespoons olive oil.
2. PLACE prepared crust on baking pan. Spread potatoes evenly over crust. Drizzle with pesto mixture. Top with pepperoni, if desired. Reserve 1/2 cup cheese. Sprinkle 1 1/4 cups cheese over pizza. Top with green peppers, green onions, tomatoes and remaining cheese. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until cheese is bubbly and golden brown.
Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 23 min
Cook Time: 12 min
You know what sounds like fun? Let round up all the poodles, dump them out on the go-kart track, and then see how many we can squash.
GRRRRRRR!
I need some pizza now...
He hungers! The incantation was a complete success! All hail the perfectly reformed leader!
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He hungers! The incantation was a complete success! All hail the perfectly reformed leader!
"From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man." Our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!"
Smurf enters and delivers envelope addressed from the Wizard of Celn:
Bill Due on Receipt
Service: Re-embodiment of Spirit subjected to Divine Detachment Curse, Greater
Research: 500 million GP
Arcane Supplies: 100 million GP
Spells Cast: 300 million GP
Performance of Ritual: 99 million GP
House call: 1 million GP
TOTAL: 1 billion GP
In lieu of Payment, the Wizard will accept a Jack Crusade, en masse, against an enemy of his choosing any time in the future, reducing them to non- or marginal existence.
M.
For Jack's sake, another blue rodent...
1 billion gp or a quest for him? That's outrageous! That wizard should be grateful that I don't put my foot up his ***!
I say, Righto, he did restore our glorious leader...
I imagine the bill was for tax purposes, and that he gave us the option to do something we'd do for free anyway, what-what. You know? Pip-pip and mass violence.
Smurf goes:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*POP*
I say, Righto, he did restore our glorious leader...
I imagine the bill was for tax purposes, and that he gave us the option to do something we'd do for free anyway, what-what. You know? Pip-pip and mass violence.
Of course Panama. As always you are the voice of reason.
Who needs a reason to enjoy an authentic Dark & Stormy?
Haw-haw!
Hands Righto a drink, toasts, and downs his glass of Bermudalicious booze.
By-the-by, where did the chief get his fetching new t-shirt?
By-the-by, where did the chief get his fetching new t-shirt?
That's a long story old bean. LOL!
"From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man." Our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!"
Wow, that's som deep $h!t... How many beer do I need to make sense on it?
Welcome back boss! I I'd love sum pizza too
*dispatches a poodle to fetch some pizza, no drool on it*
Reggie hands Frat a six-pack of India Pale Ale and a DVD of Young Frankenstein.
Reggie hands Frat a six-pack of India Pale Ale and a DVD of Young Frankenstein.
Thanks Reggie! Now I remember... dear old cousin Frankie... I wonder why he hasn't joined us already
The smell of exotic oils wafts from the back of the house as PJ returns from tanning in the yard.
Rather slow around here of late...what-what?
Heads up to his rooms to shower off.
Comes back downstairs with a coffee in hand, looks around the parlor and the great hall.
Hellooooooooooo? Jacks?
Comes back downstairs with a coffee in hand, looks around the parlor and the great hall.
Hellooooooooooo? Jacks?
*crickets chirping*
Gets out a phonograph with an over-sized horn and a stack of records labeled "D'Oyly Carte Opera Co."
I say, Reggie, here's our chance.
Gets out a phonograph with an over-sized horn and a stack of records labeled "D'Oyly Carte Opera Co."
I say, Reggie, here's our chance.
Hey PJ. How's it going? Where is everybody?
No idea, Righto, but you came at just the right moment. Do you know the lyrics to "Three Little Maids from School are We?" Reggie and I need a third.
No idea, Righto, but you came at just the right moment. Do you know the lyrics to "Three Little Maids from School are We?" Reggie and I need a third.
No, I don't. I'm not into singing myself. What the heck? If you've the lyrics printed on a page I'll sing along.
Handing JRHM a libretto, the three of them launch
into
the Mikado.
Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school
Everything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun
Three little maids from school
Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school
One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum
Two little maids in attendance come
Three little maids is the total sum
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school
From three little maids take one away
Two little maids remain, and they
Won't have to wait very long, they say
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school
Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school
Their falsetto voices ring through the house as they wind back and forth in quick-stepping lines, flourishing imaginary kimonos and fans, giggling at the appropriate lines. JRHM is placed in the middle so that he can be directed by Panama and Reggie.
Passing through the clubhouse...
'Bearded by these puny mortals!
I will launch from fairy portals
All the most terrific thunders
In my armoury of wonders!'
Sweeps majestically off to somewhere else.
Errr...Ok.....singing I can see, but what's up with the rest of this?
Odd cameo... Now who else will show up-
*claps at the tune of the three ladies*
Hmmm, that was an odd song.
hey! the postmonster ate my post!!! arhg!
*shakefist*
Well, you can hardly put on a comic operetta with singing only.
Oh good, Hammer!
I'm Yum-Yum, Reggie is Peep-Bo, and Righto is Pitti-Sing.
You can be Katisha!
Well, you can hardly put on a comic operetta with singing only.
Oh good, Hammer!
I'm Yum-Yum, Reggie is Peep-Bo, and Righto is Pitti-Sing.
You can be Katisha!
Does Katisha get drunk and fire automatic weapons at 4 a.m.?