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What happened to the skeet pulley? Peasants ruin the shine on my toe caps.
lol...I am so new to this i am having a hard time keeping up with only one character!Aliases are over-rated. I have a mind to come over there and do some snipping. Ever thought of being a soprano in the poodle opera? ;)
Hopefully the weirdness in my alter-ego's life has subsided for a bit, and I can get back on my mission of making sure Hungry Jack only uses cheese with Jack in the name in his recipes...
Hungry Jack® does not discriminate against any cheese. After all, we accept Monterey Jack Cheese even though it originated in California.... Eh. California isn't so bad if you don't go too far north (like, north of Dana Point...)
Why does Hungry Jack insist on using cheeses that don't have "jack" in the name. Hmmm. Next thing you know, he'll start using those frou-frou "soft" cheeses from France...
I'm actually a werepony...er, that's now undead.Now, now, let's not resort to violence when we can all be friends, sing songs and give hugs to one another!What happened to you? I thought you were a pony.
Now, now, let's not resort to violence when we can all be friends, sing songs and give hugs to one another! Someone get me the ectoplasmic shotgun...
Cream and whiskey for the kitty? Man, and we just put now sofas in the club room. Oh, well...
Could you shrug again? ;) Thank you, this Dark and Stormy is quite right!
Oh. I don't think I've met any Nirellia. Care to join me for a drink? I could really use a Dark and Stormy about now. They didn't have any at the spa. I mean really, what kind of spa doesn't have alcohol? That just isn't right. A Dark and Stormy sounds lovely! Now, where is Panama when you need him? ;)
Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?Which chick was that? Oh, and has anyone seen the top that goes with this, she adds holding up a skimpy white bikini bottom. Someone's been raiding my closet again. I was referring to Nirellia, but then, elves are too ambiguous for me to figure out anyway...
Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?
Hungry Jack®!!! My food doesn't suck ass!But it's better with cheese! Now I hunger. Al I need is a skunk, some okra, a nice roux, and the above, and Gumbo with Dumplings is served!
Hungry Jack®!!! My food doesn't suck ass! But it's better with cheese!
Wait! We can still use the badgers! Every good organization needs its crash test dummies...
For Jack's sake, another blue rodent...
I seem to recall that you Jacks have gotten a little worked up over Lynora from time to time. Besides, don't you like a good brawl? You can crash Epic Meepo's dungeon!There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . . Eh, if we can finish up by toasting the pirates and ninjas also...
I need some pizza now... He hungers! The incantation was a complete success! All hail the perfectly reformed leader!
There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . . Seoni? Why should we get worked up over a mere fleshling? Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
Hey guys, I think we should get a pizza vending machine for the clubhouse. Does it dispense Jack Daniels and hookers?
An immunity to capsaicin (are you SURE you're not a chihuahua?) and an over-active puppy sex drive does not equal glue. Enjoy your straight hair! :)
*Starts hosing down the poodles* Fret not, Boss. Disinfectant included, AND I added my "reverse activator" to the mix. Their fur will look like this in no time!
*Shows up with a big can of poodle repellent* Need a hand, Boss?
Eh, punting poodles has lost its charm, it's like slamming Republicans, too easy and it's been done to death...
See, that's ok too. But drinking lite beer is just wrong.I am so glad my lifestyle meets with your approval. I will sleep better tonight. :P See my post above ;)
Gilbert and Sullivan? What do they spin? Trip-hop? Trance? Acid house? Never heard of them...
I've been known to spin some drum and bass and jungle on occasion, but I'm not very good. I'd gladly step back from the turntables and let you spin :)
Oh, you! *blushes* 
Did anybody see where the smurf my sparking, talking marble went? PULL!!!! *BLAMBLAMBLAM* Um, you mean that marble? 
Hmmm, how many smurfs can fit in the bucket of a catapult? Where's that shotgun, I have a fever, and the only cure is more...PULL!!! *BLAMBLAMBLAM* Damned, that felt good...
*Picks up the beaten and battered peasant, andplaces him on the catapult* *Pulls the lever* Wheeee!!!!
I f we get a plumber cultist, would he be "Jack-in-the-Crack"?
No it changes the definition of fun.See, if I had a conscience I wouldn't be able to do this. *Puts the thief into the Jackapult and launches him* Now THAT'S what I call fun!!! Find another one, I want a turn!
Car Jack, Black Jack, Jack B Nimble, Jack -n- Jill (for the married cultists), Apple Jack... Lots of Jack names left :)
I think its called "Moral" or "Consciece"... can't remember I had that surgically removed. :)
Please hurry, it is difficult to follow a disembodied voice. Makes me want to wander the desert for forty years...
Ok, NOW I'll pound him to a pulp! NO ONE calls me a soccer fan and gets away with it!!!!! *proceeds to start wailing on the peasant*
Size limit? Feel right? We're Jacks. We don't care about that stuff. Our whole credo is based on beer drinking and cartoonish violence.*comes in with the Peasant by the back of the neck* Ok Monterrey Jack. It's initiation time. Time to whup up on the Peasant and put him into the Jack-a-pult.Isn't that thing under the size limit? I wouldn't feel right pounding that to a pulp. Not enough pulp potential to satisfy, I'm afraid... Not a morals thing, trust and believe. It's just that pounding him into a pulp would be like chinese food, it's satisfying for a moment, but you're wanting more after an hour...
*comes in with the Peasant by the back of the neck* Ok Monterrey Jack. It's initiation time. Time to whup up on the Peasant and put him into the Jack-a-pult. Isn't that thing under the size limit? I wouldn't feel right pounding that to a pulp. Not enough pulp potential to satisfy, I'm afraid...
Oh, ignore that ideologue, Monterrey Jack. Care for a Dark & Stormy or a Mojito? Hmmm...I could go for a rum punch, come to think of it... Thanks!
Thank you! Thank you! It feels good to be amongst the Jacks! Um, who's the discombobulated one in the corner?
hmmmm...Just trying it on for size...Looks good...I tip my pith helmet to you, sir. I thank you kindly, sir!
hmmmm... Just trying it on for size... |