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You know just how to brighten up my day, Hungry Jack! =)

Woohoo! I wonder what else we have in the cupboards..

Any Dark & Stormy's here? =)

I'm not sure how the T... V...'s were created, but I highly doubt we had anything to do with it.

Anyway, if you want to start off with something delicious, might I recommend a Plantation Punch?

But....but...but I specifically ordered several cases of varying forms of alcohol just this morning. What happened to the delivery guy?

No idea. Maybe the neighbors hijacked it.

Oh, and btw, I've been back for an hour loading the alcohol in the basement. I can't see much down there, as it's very dark.. but it smells like something died down there =/

The good news is, we have all the drinks you could ever want. Should last a week or two.. even though normal people wouldn't go through it for a year.. sigh

What? Did I hear someone say we're out of alcohol? I guess that means I have to replenish the reserves. I'll be back with drinks tonight!

How was I supposed to know it was skunky? I saw it was german beer, and assumed it would be good!

UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

Are you saying you have room for more now? Here, I tried this Becks, but it smells skunky. You want it? You can have the rest of my 6 pack.

*hands over the remaining 5-pack of Becks*

Those recipes sounds absolutely delicious. Thank you Hungry Jack and Captain Jack!

isn't there already a jack frost though?

Nice. lol

Edit: Start from the top: Lisa Jill

Finally used my Christmas/B-day Amazon gift certificates: got Cities of Golarion and the first two Kingmaker APs today. Just flipping through CoG, in a sidebar, the "Top Ten Drinks of Ilizmagorti"... third on the list:

Cities of Golarion wrote:

"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."

He he he, Dark & Stormies are canon in Golarion!

Edit: Ilizmagorti is the main pirate city/isle... the perfect place for Jacks to be running around.

I wonder if that was intentional. When are we gonna convert the Paizo staff to Jacks? I'm surprised they haven't visited before now.

DJ Jack wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

DJ Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.

You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*

*sips* Okay, you're right. Next time i'll learn not to drink it on its own.. Thanks lynora-jill ;)

No problem. A Jack should know better than to indulge in non-alcoholic drinks. ;)

Unless it's Red Bull. Sorry, but I love the stuff. lol

DJ Jack wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.

You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*

*sips* Okay, you're right. Next time i'll learn not to drink it on its own.. Thanks lynora-jill ;)

Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.

You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

Thanks Hungry Jack for your oh so delicious recipes!

Sorry, must've been in an alcohol-induced coma. But it's okay now, I'm here. What were your other two wishes?

DJ Jack wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

I contributed the editorial pic with the wonderful pink pony.

Is that a dog riding the pony?

Perhaps...

lol.. nice :)

I contributed the editorial pic with the wonderful pink pony.

Is that a dog riding the pony?

DJ Jack wrote:

Hey, where'd all these fish come from?

Must…resist inappropriate…joke.

Aww.. are you holding back? *scratches behind CF's ears* That's cute.. lol

Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!

Hey, where'd all these fish come from? I smell fish fry tonight.. *om nom nom*

DJ Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

DJ Jack wrote:

Sorry i've been a way so long. Have we officially taken over yet?

Yep, only wussy cults remain.

*cries in his beer with JRHM over the good old days, and half-heartedly tries to kick the begging poodle and misses*

Is Paizo considered a cult? Can we take over that? What ever happened to the Sun God dude? Or the Frogs?

The frogs have been quiet. Sunny Godhead? Well, after you guys stole his high priestess and converted her into a Jill he stopped hosting parties. He does have a new priestess though and she sometimes shows up for the parties in the Dark&Stormy Knights thread.

Seriously guys, I think you may have run out of things to take over.

What if the Jacks were to split into two groups? Then we can try to take over ourselves... lol

DJ Jack wrote:

Sorry i've been a way so long. Have we officially taken over yet?

Yep, only wussy cults remain.

*cries in his beer with JRHM over the good old days, and half-heartedly tries to kick the begging poodle and misses*

Is Paizo considered a cult? Can we take over that? What ever happened to the Sun God dude? Or the Frogs?

Sorry i've been a way so long. Have we officially taken over yet?

DJ Jack wrote:

"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."

Shhh...of course the camera for Feys Gone Wild is excluded

Do we have exclusive rights to that..?

"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."

"Someone get the nymphs another bottle! Stat!"

DJ lowers the volume slightly

"Would any of the ladies be up for nude oil wrestling? Winner gets to take home a cash prize or their pick of gentlemen for the night!" DJ points to the 10x10 inflatable pool with a layer of baby oil coating the bottom, several feet from the DJ's table.

"Come on ladies.. we need 2 volunteers" DJ smiles

Avatar violation in Aisle 3!

Red lights begin to flash in the main room, which the nymphs mistake for party lights.

Aww come on.. take it easy officer.. i'm at work! lol

DJ Jack wrote:

What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate..

"Hey, DJ, can you play some dance music? *hic* The girls really want to dance. *hic* Oh, tequila always gives me the hiccups. I need some water."

She looks a little less drunk than the last time she came out of her room, and you'd guess she probably used a little lipstick of sobriety.

Sure thing LJ.. Care to get up on the table to dance? :)

What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate..

Dude.

Why'd the party stop. Seriously.

I'm about to get my party on! Come on everybody! I've got the music.. who's got the drinks?

Your days are numbered, Jack. The purge is coming. You would be wish to submit to Sebastian while you still can...

Sorry, I got bored of that game.. I'm done with it now. I was once this guy and this guy. You should join the Jacks.. there's always room for another Jack. It's much more fun here..

Well, the lawyer is back.. I'm glad I'm a Jack now.. It's a lot more fun..

Starts spinning the turntable, playing some beats. Plays the synth, getting some rythm, sticks the tube in his mouth and starts playing some favs.
Lets start with Robot Rock, followed up by Television Rules the Nation, then Verdis Quo.

SCJ steps in, all shiny and new, with what looks like musical equipment. He sets up what looks like a tiny piano keyboard with a label "KORG" written on the back of it. To this, he attaches a small black box with a "Banshee" label, that has a tube jetting out, along the tube is the name "Rocktron". He also sets up a turn table, as well as an excellent sound system throughout the jack club house.

Hope you don't mind me using up some space, fellow Jacks.