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Gents?


Wanders into clubhouse.


A faint smile on her lips.
Quiet, in here, what?


Even better...welcome, my dear.

Pours two dark & stormies.


Panama Jack wrote:
Gents?

You rang?


Nirellia Dimonia wrote:

A faint smile on her lips.

Quiet, in here, what?

Sorry ma'am, we were partying somewhere else and I forgot to put up the -we wait for you hee- sign... I'll try and remember to put it up before starting drinking...

*approaches sexy lady with brit accent*

How can we help you?


I say, Righto, we have a guest of the gentle persuasion.


Hmm. Not very wicked, but it will have to do.
In one elegant action, she knocks the drink back, and puts the glass back down.
Well that has a touch more class than some that I've had. Well done, sir.
She produces a small metal box.
Not a habit for a lady, but I carry some in case I meet the occasional genuine gentleman. Snuff, sir?

Edit:
She offers Panama Jack.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® products kick the crap out of other meals!


Nirellia Dimonia wrote:

Hmm. Not very wicked, but it will have to do.

In one elegant action, she knocks the drink back, and puts the glass back down.
Well that has a touch more class than some that I've had. Well done, sir.
She produces a small metal box.
Not a habit for a lady, but I carry some in case I meet the occasional genuine gentleman. Snuff, sir?

Edit:
She offers Panama Jack.

I've never seen you here before. So what's a nice lady like you doing in a place like this?


I see that you are a lady of refinement...I'm one of the few partakers that I know!

Takes of the proffered snuff with one hand as he draws out his handkerchief with the other.


I had heard you have occasional Savoy Opera evenings, and happened to have been let down by a pre-arranged entertainment.
Only now, she sighs, it looks like it is underway after all, and I should be elsewhere. If you might excuse me?


How unlucky for us...well, at least you stopped by.
Come back any time, my dear.

His hand to his heart, he bows.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
I've never seen you here before. So what's a nice lady like you doing in a place like this?

I suppose PJ's souther cologne scent drew her in... I like my chick more...cheerful

*stares unpolitely*


She bows gravely to Panama Jack and departs.


Panama Jack wrote:

How unlucky for us...well, at least you stopped by.

Come back any time, my dear.

His hand to his heart, he bows.

Heh. *puts arm around PJ* I think she had the hots for you old chap!


Snores from the couch, a bag of Doritos scattered about


Malice Jack wrote:
Snores from the couch, a bag of Doritos scattered about

JH walks by, grabs a few of the Doritos, and heads to the bar.

Hey, Reggie. Any Bloody Marys to be had?


Acme rolls up

*BEEP*

I'll make you one sir!

Quickly pours a Bloody Mary for JH


Acme Robot wrote:

Acme rolls up

*BEEP*

I'll make you one sir!

Quickly pours a Bloody Mary for JH

Ahh, thank you. Rough morning, you know?


*BEEP*

Do tell sir .


:::Wanders in with leg of horse in mouth. Drops to the floor:::

"I didn't know my little pony could be so delicious."

:::Goes back to grazing:::


Hey everybody!

Steps over Roy-Jack

I'm bored and I need to demolish something. Hey, can I run with scissors in the club?

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers. Pancakes that turn out fluffy and golden-brown every time, mashed potatoes that will always be creamy and delicious. Great food, great times, that’s what Hungry Jack delivers.


Hungry Jack wrote:
Jackin' Ape wrote:
The Ape pushes his food around the feeding trough. There's something wrong with Hungry's usual delicious repast...as if there is some rotten ingredient in it.
Probably the yams - Hungry Jack® always has problems with the yams....

Then maybe you should try this:

Low Country Soup

six potatoes, cubed
one medium onion, quartered
one pound smoked sausage, cut into one inch chunks
one pound frozen corn
one pound salad shrimp
six cups chicken broth
six cups beef broth
Old Bay and cayane pepper to taste

Combine all ingredients in a large stock pot. Bring to a boil and reduce heat to low. Simmer for 45-50 minutes, stirring occasionally. Serve with buttermilk or chedder garlic biscuts.


Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?


Monterrey Jack wrote:
Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?

Which chick was that? Oh, and has anyone seen the top that goes with this, she adds holding up a skimpy white bikini bottom. Someone's been raiding my closet again.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Monterrey Jack wrote:
Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?
Which chick was that? Oh, and has anyone seen the top that goes with this, she adds holding up a skimpy white bikini bottom. Someone's been raiding my closet again.

*sits innocently on the couch with a bikini top in his mouth* YAP!


Cockapoo wrote:


*sits innocently on the couch with a bikini top in his mouth* YAP!

She sighs. A girl goes for a little spa time in Elysium and the whole place goes to heck. Now I know the poodle didn't open my closet door all by itself. And for the record you guys are totally paying to replace that bikini.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:


*sits innocently on the couch with a bikini top in his mouth* YAP!

She sighs. A girl goes for a little spa time in Elysium and the whole place goes to heck. Now I know the poodle didn't open my closet door all by itself. And for the record you guys are totally paying to replace that bikini.

"Yep, I was tryin' ta watch the Roleplaying World through the scryin' orb, but then one o' the poodles started chasin' it."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Monterrey Jack wrote:
Hmm, did that chick have an Adam's apple?
Which chick was that? Oh, and has anyone seen the top that goes with this, she adds holding up a skimpy white bikini bottom. Someone's been raiding my closet again.

I was referring to Nirellia, but then, elves are too ambiguous for me to figure out anyway...


Monterrey Jack wrote:


I was referring to Nirellia, but then, elves are too ambiguous for me to figure out anyway...

Oh. I don't think I've met any Nirellia. Care to join me for a drink? I could really use a Dark and Stormy about now. They didn't have any at the spa. I mean really, what kind of spa doesn't have alcohol? That just isn't right.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Monterrey Jack wrote:


I was referring to Nirellia, but then, elves are too ambiguous for me to figure out anyway...

Oh. I don't think I've met any Nirellia. Care to join me for a drink? I could really use a Dark and Stormy about now. They didn't have any at the spa. I mean really, what kind of spa doesn't have alcohol? That just isn't right.

A Dark and Stormy sounds lovely! Now, where is Panama when you need him? ;)


Monterrey Jack wrote:


A Dark and Stormy sounds lovely! Now, where is Panama when you need him? ;)

"Hmm. Good question." She shrugs and heads over to the bar. "I guess I'll have to mix the drinks myself. I'm not as good at it as Acme or Reggie, but I think I can manage something passable."

She pours a couple of dark and stormies and hands one to Monterrey.
"Enjoy!"


Could you shrug again? ;)

Thank you, this Dark and Stormy is quite right!

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!


lynora-Jill wrote:
Monterrey Jack wrote:


A Dark and Stormy sounds lovely! Now, where is Panama when you need him? ;)

"Hmm. Good question." She shrugs and heads over to the bar. "I guess I'll have to mix the drinks myself. I'm not as good at it as Acme or Reggie, but I think I can manage something passable."

She pours a couple of dark and stormies and hands one to Monterrey.
"Enjoy!"

:::walks up to Lynora-Jills and rubs himself against her thigh:::

"Ah, just like the other show girls in Las Vegas."


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:


:::walks up to Lynora-Jills and rubs himself against her thigh:::

"Ah, just like the other show girls in Las Vegas."

"Hey, now! Just because I always wear a bikini doesn't mean I'm a showgirl. And no getting pawsy!"

She mutters under her breath, Well, that one definitely acts like a Jack.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:


:::walks up to Lynora-Jills and rubs himself against her thigh:::

"Ah, just like the other show girls in Las Vegas."

"Hey, now! Just because I always wear a bikini doesn't mean I'm a showgirl. And no getting pawsy!"

She mutters under her breath, Well, that one definitely acts like a Jack.

"Ahhhhh," he purs in disappointment. "I don't scratch really. Well except for the horses..."


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:


"Ahhhhh," he purs in disappointment. "I don't scratch really. Well except for the horses..."

"I don't mind you being friendly, but let's keep it decent, 'kay?"

She pours some cream and whiskey into a bowl and puts it down for the tiger.
"There now, a nice drink for you."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:


"Ahhhhh," he purs in disappointment. "I don't scratch really. Well except for the horses..."

"I don't mind you being friendly, but let's keep it decent, 'kay?"

She pours some cream and whiskey into a bowl and puts it down for the tiger.
"There now, a nice drink for you."

"'kay. Can I have some catnip too?"


Cream and whiskey for the kitty? Man, and we just put now sofas in the club room.

Oh, well...


Monterrey Jack wrote:

Cream and whiskey for the kitty? Man, and we just put now sofas in the club room.

Oh, well...

"Hey no worries. I won't use the furniture as a scratching post and my sand-box is behind the clubhouse."


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

"'kay. Can I have some catnip too?"

She looks around behind the bar. "I don't see any catnip here. Hey, Reggie! Do we have any catnip?" She yells, hoping that Reggie is actually in residence.


Hey Lyn, ong time no see u in here, welcome back!

*passes PBR and a tinyer bikini*


Frat Jack wrote:

Hey Lyn, ong time no see u in here, welcome back!

*passes PBR and a tinyer bikini*

"Er, thanks," she says setting the PBR down with a look of distaste.

"Oooh. You got me a new bikini to replace the one that the poodles chomped. That was so thoughtful."
She gives him a kiss on the cheek.
"I'll just go try it on."

Scarab Sages

Cheesy-Chili Mashed Potatoes

Ingredients:
• 2 1/2 cups water
• 1 cup milk
• 1 to 1 1/4 teaspoons chili powder or to taste
• 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves
• 2 (3.5 oz.) pouches Hungry Jack® Easy Mash'd Hearty Baked Mashed Potatoes
• 1 cup (4 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• Diced tomato, chopped green onion, additional Cheddar cheese, for garnish

Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE water, milk, chili powder, oregano and two pouches of mashed potatoes in a 2 1/2-quart microwave-safe bowl. Cover loosely with plastic wrap.
2. MICROWAVE on HIGH (100% power) 3 to 4 minutes or until heated through.
3. WHISK or mix with fork until potatoes are of desired contistency. Stir in cheese. Serve topped with diced tomato, chopped green onions and additional cheese.

Yield: 8 (1/2 c Servings
Prep Time: 3 min
Cook Time: 7 min


Will someone be my friend?


Sebastian's Ghost wrote:
Will someone be my friend?

No.

Pulls out industrial fan to disperse the ghost. When that doesn't work, he resorts to Belch Power.

Assemble, fellow Jacks! Burping contest!

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