So far so good. Now we can get back to launching thieves, oppressing peasants, raiding, drinking, and carousing. Ahh, the life.Pins note to Frat's door:
Best of luck on the new job, Frat. - P.J.Ugh...very groggy this morning...Reggie, black coffee please. I missed Frat Jack, but left a note on his door wishing him the luck. Are all those blasted intruders gone? They ruined my night's sleep.
Ain't that the truth. Life doesn't get any better than this.
Where's the Queen of Carouse? The Princess of Popularity? The Mistress of Mayhem?
*knoch, knock. No answer*
Leaves box addressed to lynora-Jill from the Acme Specialty Labs on her doorstep.
Goes outside and launches himself in the Jack-apult into another thread.
*knoch, knock. No answer*
Leaves box addressed to lynora-Jill from the Acme Specialty Labs on her doorstep.
Goes outside and launches himself in the Jack-apult into another thread.
*finishes her morning prayers, opens door*
Oooh, a package. I wonder what's in it.*rips open the box*
*knoch, knock. No answer*
Leaves box addressed to lynora-Jill from the Acme Specialty Labs on her doorstep.
Goes outside and launches himself in the Jack-apult into another thread.
*finishes her morning prayers, opens door*
Oooh, a package. I wonder what's in it.
*rips open the box*
Inside the box is an adamantium chainmail bikini with matching wrap, and a note.
Fashionable yet functional. Keep yourself safe from sneak attacks and tribbles, and still be ready for a day at the beach.
The Acme Specialty Lab is committed to providing the highest quality products to its customers.
*knoch, knock. No answer*
Leaves box addressed to lynora-Jill from the Acme Specialty Labs on her doorstep.
Goes outside and launches himself in the Jack-apult into another thread.
*finishes her morning prayers, opens door*
Oooh, a package. I wonder what's in it.
*rips open the box*Inside the box is an adamantium chainmail bikini with matching wrap, and a note.
Fashionable yet functional. Keep yourself safe from sneak attacks and tribbles, and still be ready for a day at the beach.
The Acme Specialty Lab is committed to providing the highest quality products to its customers.
Squee! This is so perfect!
*takes it back into her room and changes into the new bikini before heading outside.*
Looking up from the engine of the new SuperJack Airboat Jack Hammer lets out a long whistle as the Priestess of Pretty emerges from the Clubhouse
Someone's looking especially shiny today!
Looking up from the engine of the new SuperJack Airboat Jack Hammer lets out a long whistle as the Priestess of Pretty emerges from the Clubhouse
Someone's looking especially shiny today!
Why thank you. *twirls around to show off the new chainmail bikini* I found a package on my doorstep this morning, and this was in it. It's absolutely perfect.
ayup.
Whoops, wrong thread. Guess I just wanted to show off my NEW AVVY!!!! ;)
Walkin by the Jack estate on the way to the pond, Tex sees a skull floating in the air. He gets out his banjo and enthusiastically croons,
Oh, Kobold Cleaver's dead and gone
Left me here ta sing this song
Kobold Cleaver's dead and gone...
Left me here ta sing this song!
ayup.
Whoops, wrong thread. Guess I just wanted to show off my NEW AVVY!!!! ;)
Will it have Life JACKets? I tend to sink in deep water.
Hi! Is this comforting?
I think it's good for KC to be a skull. It looks draconic, of course, but you just need to see it in itty bitty scale.
Cause that's kobolds for ya.
Do you have a turkey leg for me to eat?
Isn't that a dragon skull? And aren't you supposed to be a yappy little kobold? That's kind of like insulting to the dragon.ayup.
Whoops, wrong thread. Guess I just wanted to show off my NEW AVVY!!!! ;)
It's a kobold skull, actually. It's the best avvy I could find.
The Luuug Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Lug Boat, has a very large Acme deck gun.
Music and fashion? We're more into smashin'
It's a kobold skull, actually. It's the best avvy I could find.Isn't that a dragon skull? And aren't you supposed to be a yappy little kobold? That's kind of like insulting to the dragon.ayup.
Whoops, wrong thread. Guess I just wanted to show off my NEW AVVY!!!! ;)
Yea man it made a killer hat. Once I put a few feathers on it it was sweet
Lug Boat! HAW-HAW! Well done, Hammer. Now all we need is to recruit a new member to be the sailor, as was mentioned, Of course, Reggie can do it, (Reggies clears his throat int he background) but at some point, the demand may outstrip Reggie's ever-growing job description, what-what. If we had a crew of two, we could have Salty Jack and Jack Tar! How should we carry out a membership drive? March through all the threads on parade with a banner?
Lug Boat! HAW-HAW! Well done, Hammer. Now all we need is to recruit a new member to be the sailor, as was mentioned, Of course, Reggie can do it, (Reggies clears his throat int he background) but at some point, the demand may outstrip Reggie's ever-growing job description, what-what. If we had a crew of two, we could have Salty Jack and Jack Tar! How should we carry out a membership drive? March through all the threads on parade with a banner?
That could work. I can carry the banner. You should probably have someone bring along some drinks as well. So you can show them the benefits of membership.
Lug Boat! HAW-HAW! Well done, Hammer. Now all we need is to recruit a new member to be the sailor, as was mentioned, Of course, Reggie can do it, (Reggies clears his throat int he background) but at some point, the demand may outstrip Reggie's ever-growing job description, what-what. If we had a crew of two, we could have Salty Jack and Jack Tar! How should we carry out a membership drive? March through all the threads on parade with a banner?
I here you have a ship in need of a captain. Well here I am. Now, where's me crew?
The only thing dogs love more than trucks is boats!
Lug Boat! HAW-HAW! Well done, Hammer. Now all we need is to recruit a new member to be the sailor, as was mentioned, Of course, Reggie can do it, (Reggies clears his throat int he background) but at some point, the demand may outstrip Reggie's ever-growing job description, what-what. If we had a crew of two, we could have Salty Jack and Jack Tar! How should we carry out a membership drive? March through all the threads on parade with a banner?I here you have a ship in need of a captain. Well here I am. Now, where's me crew?
I'm more of the along-for-the-ride type. Especially if there's sunbathing. Speaking of which, do you think I could please have some tanning oil Panama Jack?
Of course lass. PJ, some of your special lotion please.
Welcome, Capt Jack. You need a couple of British Tars, the most able-bodied and highly rated sailors in the world, to fill our your crew!
Why, there's more Jacks in Her Britannia Majesty's navy than she can use, what-what! Even their flag is a Jack!
Well, you won't get me out on that boat. I'll just stay here and guard the clubhouse.
Gives Labradoodle a Hungry Jack™ dog biscuit and a pat on the head.
I say, ol boy, you look a little worse for the wear...where have you been playing?
Quit monkeying around.
Jack N. Ape got a hold of me.
*casts summon soapy water*
*casts cure light*That should get help. If there's anything else I can do, just ask.
That should get help. If there's anything else I can do, just ask.
Needs more tribbles.
That should get help. If there's anything else I can do, just ask.Needs more tribbles.
You'll need to ask the demon lord of tribbles for those. Have you tried the frog pond? Or the sunny cult? He likes to find people to pester.
That should get help. If there's anything else I can do, just ask.Needs more tribbles.
Isn't it a bit late for lunch?
Well, you won't get me out on that boat. I'll just stay here and guard the clubhouse.
Cool. Jackin'Ape needs someone to play with now that the poodles dun run off.
A dollop of drool lands on Carl's head. When he turns up to check the weather, he is stricken by the hot breath emanating through the shining crescent of teeth above him. For the ape can sneak when he decides to, and the dispersal of poodles has indeed left him crafty in his need for a little furry friend.
Wakes up under his usual collection of beer cans and empty mojito glasses
Unnnh.. What the heck was going on here last night? I had the trippiest dreams. No more tequila shooters after midnight for me!
A dollop of drool lands on Carl's head. When he turns up to check the weather, he is stricken by the hot breath emanating through the shining crescent of teeth above him. For the ape can sneak when he decides to, and the dispersal of poodles has indeed left him crafty in his need for a little furry friend.
Carl bares his fangs and claws and suddenly his nature as a fiendish dire tiger becomes obvious for all to see. Don't make me hurt you, monkey.
While a fiendish dire tiger would indeed terrify most of ape kind, Carl discovers that Jackin Ape is of a size, temper, species, origin, and toughness that is not at all dissuaded. Indeed, the tiger's reaction seems to excite Ape. "The furry little kitty must want to play" doesn't not exist as language in the ape's brain, but somehow, the proposition does.
He begins peting the kitty and making crude, imitative mewing sounds. He then hoots with joy:
OOO-OOO-OOO!
Wakes up under his usual collection of beer cans and empty mojito glasses
Unnnh.. What the heck was going on here last night? I had the trippiest dreams. No more tequila shooters after midnight for me!
Yeah, right. I'll believe that when I see it.
Ok more tribbles it is then....Reopens gates
There ya go.
Jackin sees this as a grand opportunity to feed his new cuddly. He scoops up the gating tribbles and starts stuffing them into kitty's mouth. Kitty must be hungry!
Hr-hr-hr!
humm here ape boy I have a gift for you. Hands ape a basket
Just say the word Onpi valous and the basket will fill with tribbles....ya know just in case ya need a snack
Puts kitty down at its feet, begins grooming Demon Tribble, popping demonic vermin into its mouth.