Gobble Leaver's page

Nom nom nom...oops.

::Pulls cleaver from cake::

Wedding cake, GOOD!

::Wipes up place with napikin::

Has anyone seen my magical fork and carver?

Where'd I leave my cleaver?

*Does his turkey call*

*Cleaves everyone in the thread, then disappears with a puff of smoke.*

*Departs from a thread full of turkeys.*

Yay! We're infectious!

Gobble Leaver wrote:

Kobalt Skeever wrote:

We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills!

But then folks'll say that Kobold Cavaliers are way unbalanced ...

Sure, they'll say that as they die impaled on our munchkined lances! Huzzah!

We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............!

Eeek!

Sharoth wrote:

~cusses up a storm~ Coworkers!!! Especially the senior ones!!! ~storms off fuming~

Can't work with them, and can't eat them. :(

Too tough and stringy...

Trap post

Kobold post

*Rabble rabble!*

*Snickers, then wolfs down a Snickers, leaving gobs of caramel and nuts on the temple floor*

Yeah, what was up with Crimson Jester? Drunk? Feeling uncreative?

Though sorely wounded in the hiney from buckshot, he uses the sudden draft of thick, pungent smoke from the adjoining field to escape.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

*Grabs the platter of rolls, stuffs as many as possible in his cheeks, then begins chucking the rest at hicks*

huck huck huck *cough* huck!

This woman is positively COVERED with crumbs and scraps! I love it!

Uses kobold cleaver, ie, toothpick, to pry some off.

NOM nom nom nom nom

Heh heh heh heh heh!

nom nom nom nom

nom nom nom!

Anyboyd see a bunch of crumbs? I see to have lost them somewhere.

Starts picking through the chunks.

MSG?

Brings his plate back.

I heard that KC is jealous of the Pathfinder goblins and quit adventuring to get the band back together. But maybe that's just because he lost his cleaver and I found it!

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

I'm a benighted kobold!

Boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy!

Gets out his newest book, Ju two Can Lurn too Spel en Spannish, makes a note, and continues studying. As he works, it becomes obvious that this new book is already stained within and without by jam and chile con carne.

Aicheewawa!
Does Mexican hat dance around the decrepit warwoof.

Kobold runs around the thread while running around the thread. Literally.
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!

Snags peanut butter sandwich and bolts it.

Ruff!

Crimson Jester wrote:

...

Youch nothing like an angry koblod skull.

All been resolved

Now giving a new meaning to Kobold-Free Zone... :)

Yay! Peace with kobolds!
Dances wildly with partially-chewed smoked turkey leg.

Cuz no one wants to come here anymore...too much borg.
Continues eating his Jack-in-the-box kids' meal.

Hi! Is this comforting?
I think it's good for KC to be a skull. It looks draconic, of course, but you just need to see it in itty bitty scale.
Cause that's kobolds for ya.
Do you have a turkey leg for me to eat?