KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
Ding-ding-dong.
We have a doorbell?...
Who is it?
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As Hammer said, get back to work Commie before you get put into the Jackapult!Hello everyone, Peabody here. Just thought I'd pop in to inform you that Moorluck's FaWTL thread has officially lapped you Jacks!
You Jacks are officially obsolete technology. Toodles!
The message sponsored by the Poodle Lords. Yap!
*punt*
This is R. S. Powerhouse, Head Foreman and Owner of Powerhouse Construction. I need to speak to the owner of the property. Are you he?
This is R. S. Powerhouse, Head Foreman and Owner of Powerhouse Construction. I need to speak to the owner of the property. Are you he?
Nah. Just a member of the 'family'.
What you sellin'?
I got a work order here by a Col. J. J. Jackson to begin an expansion project on his rooms, but they have to be approved by someone in authority. You authorized to sign?
I got a work order here by a Col. J. J. Jackson to begin an expansion project on his rooms, but they have to be approved by someone in authority. You authorized to sign?
Wow. Panama's going outside of Acme? Must be a really special project.
Sure, I'll sign.
'ey, Buddy! Look, I got three crews and lots of heavy machinery waiting out on the street, and I ain't got all day.
What's a matter, poodle got your tongue or sum'n?
I got a work order here by a Col. J. J. Jackson to begin an expansion project on his rooms, but they have to be approved by someone in authority. You authorized to sign?Wow. Panama's going outside of Acme? Must be a really special project.
Sure, I'll sign.
What's this? My cousin Panama up to something?
Now that's more like it. Thanks, Mac.
Whistles to men.
All right boys, it's a go. Let's get unloaded and set up. We're gonna be here for the long haul.
What's this? My cousin Panama up to something?I got a work order here by a Col. J. J. Jackson to begin an expansion project on his rooms, but they have to be approved by someone in authority. You authorized to sign?Wow. Panama's going outside of Acme? Must be a really special project.
Sure, I'll sign.
Yeah, Pal, we got us a major construction project here. Unrolls blueprints for Salty's edification. Looks like your cuz is in need of some major additional space requi-irements, if youse know what I mean.
Now that's more like it. Thanks, Mac.
Whistles to men.
All right boys, it's a go. Let's get unloaded and set up. We're gonna be here for the long haul.
It's Jack, not Mac.
What's the bulldozer for? I'm not responsible for any thing you might find buried in the backyard.
Yeah, Pal, we got us a major construction project here. Unrolls blueprints for Salty's edification. Looks like your cuz is in need of some major additional space requi-irements, if youse know what I mean.What's this? My cousin Panama up to something?I got a work order here by a Col. J. J. Jackson to begin an expansion project on his rooms, but they have to be approved by someone in authority. You authorized to sign?Wow. Panama's going outside of Acme? Must be a really special project.
Sure, I'll sign.
Maybe it's that brewery we always wanted our dads to build? Ahh, good boyo, Panama. Always 'membering our roots.
Don't you worry your priddy little head, pally. You sees, we got us an industrial mega incinerator we're installing back by the compost heap. We've been instructed to burn any debris that youse might not want out in the open.
Don't you worry your priddy little head, pally. You sees, we got us an industrial mega incinerator we're installing back by the compost heap. We've been instructed to burn any debris that youse might not want out in the open.
hmmm...thought bubble industrial mega incinerator = never having to say you're sorry [/thought bubble]
The clamor, nay, the cacophonic fury of construction noise begins to overtake the Jack estate, from a low drone to mind-jarring heights.
sitting in the main room, eating nachos and drinking a Dark & Stormy, JH begins to feel the vibrations "Cool! I didn't know these chairs had built in massages!"
As Jack Hammer enjoys the massage powered by many of his namesakes, the entire house is rattled with vibrations, knocking things off of shelves and bouncing objects across the floor.
Hammering
Sawing
Engine roaring
Back-up beeping
Power sanding.
Cement churning
Chains scraping
Drilling
Hydraulics
Nail guns
Hammering
Dieseling
Grunting and straining of cranes
Garbled sounds of instructions being shouted through bullhorns
As Jack Hammer enjoys the massage powered by many of his namesakes, the entire house is rattled with vibrations, knocking things off of shelves and bouncing objects across the floor.
Dislodged by the vibrations a dusty old bottle of rum is revealed, having been hidden at the back of the bar.
Is that an old bottle of the family label? I'm sure ol' Panama wouldn't mind if I had a taste or two...
Sawing
Pile driving
Reminds me of a war zone. *sigh* the good old days.
Hey! How about a tall glass from that bottle you found?
Trucks arrive bringing more crews and materials.
Pile driving
Pile Driver! JH leaps from the couch and drives the General into the carpet.
Incredibly load screeching of unidentified machinery.
Grinding
Hammering
Welding
Trucks arrive bringing more crews and materials.
I wonder if this will screw up all that security Lynora-Jill put in?
Oh crap! Hope it doesn't mess up my cameras! scurries off
Hammering
That's me!
Grinding
Gotta hit the tour bus for that!
Incredibly load screeching of unidentified machinery.
Reminds me of my 1st wife....
Loud thumping of sky cranes arriving on the work site, lowering and raising beams.
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