I get the feeling I missed something.
Bonjour Sumo! Are you ready to surrender to me yet? We can do zees the easy way or the hard way. *three more Frenchies with spiked baseball bats appear*
Darn it, I missed Hump Day!... Anyway...
*Humps the Thursday Monster*
Darn it, I missed Hump Day!... Anyway...
*Humps the Thursday Monster*
Stupid mutt! *tasers Llamafrog*
piddles on ThuMo
piddles on ThuMo
You will pay for your eensolence!!! *waves his hand and the Frenchies go into action by beating on CDP*
Frenchies? Beating on me? Srsly? It's like asking 5-year olds to swing wet noodles at me.
Now, do your frenchies want to notify their next of kin before, or after, I maul the s!!@ out of them?
*listens to CDP's speech and begins to laugh* *continues the beat down on CDP*
Stupid mutt! *tasers Llamafrog*Darn it, I missed Hump Day!... Anyway...
*Humps the Thursday Monster*
Oh yeah, I'm loving the rough shocking luvin'!
Ooh, tase me! Tase me! Go for the nipples, you dirty Frenchie.
Ooh, tase me! Tase me! Go for the nipples, you dirty Frenchie.
Weell ze common bat do? *Hits Snarky over the head with a bat and knocks him out cold*
*Drags the unconscious Snarky under the couch with him and tends to him with a few dog biscuits of healing*
Allrighty then. You frenchies asked for it.
Hulks out
mauls frenchies
*watches in horror as the other Frenchies are mauled* Please don't! I have a wife and keeds.....gurgle *mauled*
*Puts paws over eyes* I can't watch.
*Mauled with a white flag in his hand*
Maybe next time I should yell "SUMO SMASH!".
Maybe next time I should yell "SUMO SMASH!".
Those damn Frenchies will never learn, will they?
*strolls into the thread dressed as a giant toadstool*
There's a fungus among us!
*she is clearly quite pleased with this joke she has been practicing all week*
{begins brainstorming "Yo Vegepygmy So Fat" jokes}
*Skulks in* Is it Thursday yet?
Who're you?
You... don't remember me? Seriously? *skulks out, tail between legs, head down*
Well then, could you at least tell me who I am?
*Looks back* What? Um... You are Fluffy the Raccoon.
So who are all these other raccoons?
Correction. That's Fluffy the Flying Raccoon. *PUNT* *"Fluffy" flies through the air*
You don't look like a raccoon. Who are you? Are we friends? Why do I have this sudden urge to....
humps the not-raccoon
You don't look like a raccoon. Who are you? Are we friends? Why do I have this sudden urge to....
humps the not-raccoon
Get off of me, Fluffy! *punts*
Why do you keep kicking me? Do you have anger issues? Maybe you should see a therapist.
Do you have anger issues? Maybe you should see a therapist.
Well, duh! I do have anger issues. I was created from your mind, remember? Here's another punt, Fluffy! *PUNT!!!*
It looks like you might have to go "Frenchie" on him, CDP.
Mr. Monster, how could you have been created from my mind if I can't remember who I am? And who's this CDP people keep referring to?
Mr. Monster, how could you have been created from my mind if I can't remember who I am? And who's this CDP people keep referring to?
*force feeds CDP some medication*
Mr. Monster, how could you have been created from my mind if I can't remember who I am? And who's this CDP people keep referring to?
It doesn't matter, Fluffy. You do remember that we're best friends and that you trust me, right? Now, I have these skinning knives that I want to use on you...., er, I mean show you. *pulls out knives*
So, what are we going to hump this week? Everything that moves? Should we inclcude unmoving objects?
Why this fascination with humping things? I didn't know raccoons did that sort of thing.
Feels good, and we are out of squeaky toys
*Humps CDP*
Why this fascination with humping things? I didn't know raccoons did that sort of thing.
Now I remember what I forgot! *Force feeds CDP some medication with whiskey this time*. There! That should snap him back into reality! YAP! YAP!
While we're at it...
*forcefeeds the Monday Monster some pills, whiskey, and a large knife*
You *&^%*$^!!!! *keels over dead*
WTF? Why do I have black rings around my eyes? Did those damned frenchies do something to me again? Grrr....
{looks up from chewing on plastic waterbowl} Mebs! What is wrong with France, Mr. Curly-Furred Quadruped?
Nothing a good mauling and rivers of frenchie blood can't fix.
Mauling and blood rivers? I come from... France... and I've never heard of these festivities? How does one participate?
mauls the weird head man
*humps CDP while he mauls the Frenchie*
Humday, YAY!
*Humps Snarky as he humps CDP*
Humday, YAY!
*Humps Snarky as he humps CDP*
*humps Llamafrog as he humps Snarky! It's a love train!
chachachachacha, hump!