Matrix dodges the bullets
Mr. ThuMo, don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.
Matrix dodges the bullets
Mr. ThuMo, don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Do your worst, mutt! *shoots at CDP*
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!
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Do we really want to start ThuMo nuclear war?
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!!
Technically, it was an accident with some premium-grade Flubber and the NCC-74656 Voyager transporters...
ThuMo, wouldn't you rather be sitting in a cafe sipping espresso, eating stinky cheese and snails, smoking a cigarette, and oogling some hairy armpits on women? Mon dieu, the French are supposed to be lovers, not fighters!
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!!Technically, it was an accident with some premium-grade Flubber and the NCC-74656 Voyager transporters...
ThuMo, wouldn't you rather be sitting in a cafe sipping espresso, eating stinky cheese and snails, smoking a cigarette, and oogling some hairy armpits on women? Mon dieu, the French are supposed to be lovers, not fighters!
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!
I think this Frenchie has been sniffing some of your catnip, Miss Kitty!
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!
ThuMo, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the messageboards.
If you only knew the power of the Poodle Side. MoMo never told you what happened to your father.
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!ThuMo, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the messageboards.
I weell never join you!
If you only knew the power of the Poodle Side. MoMo never told you what happened to your father.
He told me enough! He told me the Poodles keelled him!
He told me enough! He told me the Poodles keelled him!
No. I, -- er, I mean --
[emo rant] Nnnnnoooooooo!!!! Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Eet Esn't true!!! [/emo rant]
Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Also, I think there is a copy of the long form birth certificate from Hawaii around here somewhere.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Also, I think there is a copy of the long form birth certificate from Hawaii around here somewhere.
Aha! I was born in France, not Hawaii! Do not say I'm an Amereecan or I weell get a priest to have an exorceesm done to you. Begone speerit!
Aha! I was born in France, not Hawaii! Do not say I'm an Amereecan or I weell get a priest to have an exorceesm done to you. Begone speerit!
Don't blame me; Donald Trump said it in an interview on Fox News.
Damn zat Donald Trump! I guess I'll have to keell heem as well.
Well, watch out for that rabid were-chihuahua on his head. It bit Carla Bruni-Sarkozy on the hand, and peed on Marcel Marceau's grave.
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!
It's an imposter!
No Frenchman would insult Jerry Lewis!
Do we really want to start ThuMo nuclear war?
Loser.
Well, watch out for that rabid were-chihuahua on his head. It bit Carla Bruni-Sarkozy on the hand, and peed on Marcel Marceau's grave.
If I can handle zese rabies infected Poodles, I can handle a chihuahua.
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!It's an imposter!
No Frenchman would insult Jerry Lewis!
Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.
Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.
{cries}
Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.{cries}
*licks Ghost of Jerry Lewis* All of these monsters can be mean sometimes.
*licks Ghost of Jerry Lewis*Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.{cries}
But I'm intangible! It just goes right through me.
But I'm intangible! It just goes right through me.*licks Ghost of Jerry Lewis*Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.{cries}
You seemed solid enough for me. Perhaps even enough for a little humping. *looks at GoJL with seductive eyes* *wags tail*
This is some f%#~ed up s*&~ here, man.
This is some f%~~ed up s!+@ here, man.
In other words, another typical day in the Poodle clubhouse. Yap! Yap!
Do we really want to start ThuMo nuclear war?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Bad Pun.... *has heart attack*
So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.
So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.
*from the Abyss* *rubbing hands together* Yes we do, CDP. Yes we do.
So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.*from the Abyss* *rubbing hands together* Yes we do, CDP. Yes we do.
Sunday is also your wash day?
Sunday is also your wash day?So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.*from the Abyss* *rubbing hands together* Yes we do, CDP. Yes we do.
Nope. Sunday is the "day before I get to kick poodle @$$ day". Second best day of the week in my opinion.
That's weird, I thought Sunday was the day before Monday.
That's weird, I thought Sunday was the day before Monday.
That's what I just said, &*^%$%^&!!! *punt*
You should have that foul mouth of yours washed out with soap, young monster!
walks towards MoMo with a bar of soap in his mouth
{wakes up, scootches over into sunbeam, goes back to sleep}
There's something special about today and I just can't put my finger on it.
I don't have a finger to put on anything.
Kicks CDP....get a finger, I am sure there is a zombie or two around here with a spare one.
Kicks CDP....get a finger, I am sure there is a zombie or two around here with a spare one.
Ooh, I remember now. *powerhumps Darth Knight*
That's it, show him who's Alpha WedMo!
~light Sabre turns on~
Cuts off offending humping appendage.
HM I think you shall be a soprano now.
There's something special about today and I just can't put my finger on it.
I bet there's something else you could put on it.
There's something special about today and I just can't put my finger on it.I bet there's something else you could put on it.
Or at least there was before Darth Knight got to it.
Hey, man. Lay off the poodles! That ain't groovy.
~light Sabre turns on~
Cuts off offending humping appendage.
HM I think you shall be a soprano now.
*Appendage instantaneously grows back* You're a feisty one that likes to play hard to get, aren't you? *Goes back to humping Dark Knight*
~Kills Humpday Monster~
I shall take his remains and turn him into a bird bath.
Woah, man. Not cool. Trade in that lightsaber for a mandolin.