Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.
Cockapoo wrote: It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French. She might be. Is her name Penelope Pussycat?
Poodle puntin' time!!! *looks around* Where are you cowards hiding?
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Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.
Miss Kitty wrote: Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO. Hiya Miss Kitty! *Punt* Bye Miss Kitty!
Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...
*Grabs sum' baby oil*
Llamafrog wrote: Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...
*Grabs sum' baby oil*
You vile disgusting creature. I don't know who's worse, you or Snarky. *PUNT!*
Snarky Poodle wrote: It's a tough call! Whatever! *PUNT*
scampers around the thread
Aberzombie wrote: scampers around the thread Ooh! It's been awhile since I've had some hot zombie luvin'! *Humps 'zombie*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: shuffles across thread *Tasers CDP* I got you now creeminal. Chirac will pay me well for your capture.
Sorry, I no longer consider you to be real. My doctor said you're just a figment of my imagination.
*begins to fade* What's going on? *disappears*
*from the Abyss* *looks nervous* Uh-oh!
Wait, is this like Tinkerbell? Should we applaud? {claps paws}
What are you *&^&%@# Poodles doing just sitting there! You *&^%$%^&^ need to start applauding before I disappear! Follow Miss Kitty's lead! Miss Kitty, you were always my favorite Poodle, er, Kitty, er whatever the ^%$% you are!
Sorry MoMo, clapping isn't going to help. It's all on CDP's state of mind.
I don't clap for douchebags.
Snarky Poodle wrote: I don't clap for douchebags. What? Didn't I always punt you in that special place that you liked?
{stops clapping} So, clapping means he lives? Curses! No wonder that b$@*! Tinkerbell survived.
AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *fades away*
*shows up wearing a flowery muumuu*
I'm glad that Monday Monster went away. We were wearing the same thing, and that is simply too embarrassing.
wakes up lying half under the couch
Huh? Wuzzat?
humps the couch
*Throws bacon covered cats into the thread.*
Why bother? I'd probably choke on them.......
*sneaks in, leaves fake (but tasty) land mines laced with rum (Captain Morgan Parrot Bay)*
I can't remember what day it is.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I can't remember what day it is. *reforms* Let me give you a reminder. *powerhumps CDP*
I had to fill out some forms once......
In triplicate......
I can't even write......
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I had to fill out some forms once......
In triplicate......
I can't even write......
Hard to write without opposable thumbs. Yap! Yap!
The Monday Monster wrote: *reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back! Did someone say something?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back! Did someone say something? You sonuva .... *blinks out of existence*
Hmmm...
{whispers:} MoMojuice...
*reappears in the Abyss* How did I get back here?
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses. Bonjour, Sumo! *signals his henchmen to start a beatdown on CDP*
Go f~$! yourself. G%#%++n frenchies!
foams at the mouth
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
attacks
Help! Get heem off me! *mauled*
*punts CDP* I learned zat from Ze Monday Monster!
*realizes that some odd occurance may have destroyed the Poodle Clubhouse and starts planning a party to celebrate*
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