Does everybody know what today is? It's Wednesday, which is hump day! *humps Courtfool's dolls again*I thought they smelled different.
Sorry about that Courtfool. I couldn't control myself. YAP!
The Jacks are having a party. Maybe we should have a party too. We can bring squeaky toys.
Do you know what day it is?
...
Hump day?
Yes and no. When you are a poodle, every day is hump day. When you are a poodle, every day is party day.
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Did I miss the party?
Did I miss the party?
Every day is party day. Every day is hump day.
Duh.
Every day is party day.
That's kind of what had me worried. Last party I went to I ended up in a game of "Pin the Tail on the Poodle". My bum still hurts.
Every day is party day.That's kind of what had me worried. Last party I went to I ended up in a game of "Pin the Tail on the Poodle". My bum still hurts.
I told you not to go to a Jack party. They do those kind of things.
Yap!
Snags a bone
YAP YAP!
*Curls up on the floor, asleep and dreaming of mauling old french dudes*
*sniffs other poodles' butts*
*Wakes up*
Aaaahhhh! Cold nose! COLD NOSE!!!!
Sorry.
That's OK. Have some meds! They work great for me.....
*Tosses a bucket full of beef flavored bones in the room before walking back out.*
Alright, beef flavored bones! OM NOM NOM!
Mmmmm......beef
Don't mind me I just need to fill the water dishes and change the newspaper.
Hey, I like you! *wags tail and licks Moorluck*
Behold I am here in all my glory. Now we shall...go...forth...
Wait a minute you guys aren't my unstoppable army, damnit I got lost again... sorry to interupt, go about your... bone chewing, and uhm.. butt sniffing.
*sniffs Dargentum's bum* *begins humping the dragon's leg* YAP!
Latches on to another dragon leg
YAP YAP!
Begins humping
*hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump*
*PHEW!*
Lights cigarette
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NOW THATS IT!! I've got to get out of here! I'm alergic to dog hair, incedently thats the reason my last world conquest failed, uh-oh....ah...Ah....AH....AHHHHHCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*rains dragon snot on everything in 300yrd radius*
Sorry about that....really I am ;p
Latches on to another dragon leg
YAP YAP!
Begins humping
*hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump* *hump*
*PHEW!*
Lights cigarette
Wow DLP! You really know how to powerhump!
NOW THATS IT!! I've got to get out of here! I'm alergic to dog hair, incedently thats the reason my last world conquest failed, uh-oh....ah...Ah....AH....AHHHHHCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*rains dragon snot on everything in 300yrd radius*
Sorry about that....really I am ;p
Yuck! Dragon snot! *starts licking snot off of him* Wait a minute, this stuff isn't half bad...
*leaves a "will be busy all week on Fanzine biz" sign*
*leaves a "will be busy all week on Fanzine biz" sign*
*licks Llamafrog* Have fun!
*sigh*
Monday again.....
*curls up for mid-morning nap*
*outside chasing cars again* YAP! YAP! YAP!
I missed a dragon humping?
A dragon was humping? Gee, thanks for that image......
I missed a dragon humping?
*comes in exhausted after chasing cars* *licks Courtfool* Yep. You also missed the beef-flavored bones. They were delicious!
Grrrr Yap!
I don't always get missed. Unfortunately, it's usually when people are throwing things at me....
*burp*
Yep those bones were a treat!
YAP!
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Oh_my_God!
No, I'm just a poodle. But, I can see how you'd make that mistake. Poodles are pretty awesome....
Yes indeed CDP. Perhaps we should share some poodle love with this stranger. *starts humping Kruelaid's leg*
Good idea! *starts humping Kruelaid's other leg*
*starts humping yet another of Kruelaid's legs*
Yap!
Ok, I'm done. Have at it.