
The Great Landmine |
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This is the last time I rely on Apple Maps and directions by Captain Slow... ah, here we are!
{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch}
Yes, little CDP has worked hard to make this patch with much love and even more fiber. And all year long, he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends and let MoMo roll in it. Once again, I judge this the Most Sincere Landmine Patch.
{He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern-piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head. And, he empties a bag of choice bits of different metals for Rusty.}
{Next, he scribes a Rune of Furious Humping by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.}
{Finally, with his work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}