Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!
*humps MoMo*
Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!*humps MoMo*
You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped*
You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped*Wheeeeee!
You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!*humps MoMo*
*checks the body* Hey, it's still warm! *humps MoMo's body in order to get that last dying quiver*
I had a quiver once....
*blows party whistle* Happy New Year, everybody!!! *accidentally swallows whistle and begins choking* *dies*
*sigh* Poor TuMo.
That was some f%*+ed up s%~~!
That was some f*+!ed up s@!$!
*from the Abyss* I actually thought that was hilarious, especially when he turned blue. You poodles have no sense of humor.
You know what today is?
*puts on the Barry White*
You know what today is?
*puts on the Barry White*
I think I can make a guess. *puts on the Marvin Gaye* *humps Snarky*
I was put on once.....
I was put on once.....
*hits CDP over the head with a club* Looks like you'll be put on a slow boat back to France een chains!!!!
shakes it off
You were saying, frenchie?
unleashes his atomic landmine attack
*faints*
unleashes his atomic landmine attack
*slips on the landmine and goes headfirst into it* Sacre bleu!!! I weel keel you for zees, Sumo!!! *passes out due to the stench*
*Enters the scene* Somebody open a window! Smells like something died in here!
*Enters the scene* Somebody open a window! Smells like something died in here!
Nobody's died yet but CDP is about to perform a fatality on a Frenchie in a second.
Die frenchie! DIE!!!!
mauls
*watching the mauling* Whoa, that's gotta hurt.
*comes into the thread wearing some strategically placed hams*
Does it smell like poo in here or is that just me?
It was just me once......
It was just me once......
.....fighting the Frenchie horde. Your dad would be so proud.
*Has poodle skinning knives* Come on out, Poodles! It's time to play!
*lights MoMo on fire*
*lights MoMo on fire*
Holy $#%@!!!! I'm on fire!!!! Help me!!! Somebody put me out!!!
Come on guys! Let's help MoMo and put the fire out!!! *pees on MoMo*
piddles on MoMo
You idiots quit peeing on me and put the hose on me!
put the hose on me!
You'll have to wait for Snarky to show up for that. Yap! Yap!
I waited for Snarky once......
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
I waited for Snarky once......
I'm afraid to ask.
I was unafraid to ask once.....
And what happened?
I got an answer.......
Scary one?
I got an answer once.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
I wonder what today is?
PUT THE F#!&ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
I was put in a basket once.....
PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!
PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!
That's my favorite character.
Also, sorry about all the screaming. I was having Frenchie flashbacks.
PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!That's my favorite character.
Also, sorry about all the screaming. I was having Frenchie flashbacks.
That's OK! We all have Frenchie flashbacks, especially CDP. Those &*^%$#@ actually put him in a basket. *licks CDP*
*clears throat* I WONDER WHAT TODAY IS?
*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*
*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*
*puts his paws over his eyes and whines*
piddles on the floor
How come we don't have a Weekend Monster?