Raise of the Poodle Lords


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*From the Abyss* Those Poodles will pay for what they've done to me! *begins working on a new magical ritual*


Poor MoMo. He wishes he could join in the Humpday festivities.


I wasn't able to join in the festivities once.......


Just once?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Poor MoMo. He wishes he could join in the Humpday festivities.

My name isn't MoMo you &*^%$#^!!!! Just wait until next week when I put your head on a pike!


Oh sure, a "pike". MoMo, why do yout tease us so?

let's Snarky have it with his own "pike"


That's hot. You know how much MoMo likes to watch...


He does?

*Licks CPD*


AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! You poodles are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!


And I don't even have a liscence.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I don't even have a liscence.....

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It's madhouse.....a madhouse!!!!!


I thought it was a poodle house?


So, did the Poodle Lords get their raise yet?


Threeshades wrote:
So, did the Poodle Lords get their raise yet?

1) We like our misspelled thread title, thank you very much. It has been that way since the beginning.

2) You should know that the new guy always gets humped mercilessly.


I was misspelled mercilessly once.....


Yesh, it doesn't make sense to me either.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I thought it was a poodle house?

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *falls to the ground and begins having seizures*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yesh, it doesn't make sense to me either.....

I didn't make sense once......


I fell to the ground once.......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I fell to the ground once.......

The way you mix the Jack Daniels and the meds you've fallen a lot more than once. Yap! Yap!


*staggers in and slumps on the ground*

What the f%$@ day is it?


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*staggers in and slumps on the ground*

What the f%*+ day is it?

Hmm, let me take a guess here. Oh, I know! It's punt a poodle day! *punt*


I should have known...


huh? Wuzzat?


What the hell? Where'd Hump Day go?!?


*wakes up in a puddle of his own fluids*

Wha??


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What the hell? Where'd Hump Day go?!?

You must have slept past it. The Humpday Monster, Snarky and I had a great time!


Who wants a day before Valentine's Day humping?


Humpday!

*Humps THM*


Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Poor Sumo. I shall put heem out of hees misery. *signals his henchman to put Sumo down* Ah, Chirac will be proud of me for taking down France's most wanted!


*sneaks up behind Sumo and begins bashing Sumo with a billy club* MUHAHAHA!!!!!! Zees poodle weell not even know what hit heem!


I thought you Frenchies were lovers, not fighters. It's Valendine's Day, after all.

*starts humping the Frenchies*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

I thought you Frenchies were lovers, not fighters. It's Valendine's Day, after all.

*starts humping the Frenchies*

*knocks Snarky over the head with a club* Take zat, Poodle!


Hiya, Poodles! Do any of you want to help me with breaking the punting distance record?

Silver Crusade

It was THURSDAY! And I'll help. (Glowers menacingly at all poodles.)

Monday is fine.


scampers around the thread piddling on everything in sight


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*looks at her dress made out of medical testing supplies*

According to this, Sumo is pregnant.


I'm betting MoMo is the father!


*From the Abyss* *looks nervous* It's....It's....It's not my fault. Sumo was passed out from the meds and I was intoxicated. Damn it, it's not my fault!


I have video. You were stone cold sober.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.

You lie!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.
You lie!

It has 5 million views on YouTube.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.
You lie!
It has 5 million views on YouTube.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


What day is it, anyway?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
What day is it, anyway?

Guess! *Punt* That's for putting me Youtube!!!


It's a good thing you don't know about the ballerina video, too.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
It's a good thing you don't know about the ballerina video, too.

Liar!!! *punt*


*squish*


Hooray! The carpet has regained sentience!

*piddles*

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