Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Kill me. Please, Kill me. @_@


piddles on the carpet


What's today?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
What's today?

*puts on the Marvin Gaye and Barry White CDs* I think you know. *turns down the lights*


Ooh. HuMo. Let's add some more spots to that carpet.


At this point, it's no longer a spot. They call it a dye. @_@


Hump day Conga line!


chases his own tail while attempting to hump it


To punt, or not to punt; that is the question!


*punts himself*


*comes in wearing a leprechaun costume made out of actual leprechauns*

I've got a corned beef and cabbage here somewhere...

Silver Crusade

DIB *runs past and snatches it!*


Oooooh! Watch where you're putting your hands!

Oh! That's where I left it!


^!#$@#@!$^#!%^$#%^!$#^%!$#@%^!$#%^!$#%^!


G&@~%!n frenchie mimes!!!


I got you covered, CDP.

*"covers" CDP. And humps*


Watch out, it's Hump Day!

*humps CDP*


piddles


I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!

Pfft! Some people!


HUMPDAY!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

HUMPDAY!

*does the Snoopy dance naked*


*breaks out the whips and chains*


Oh sure, hurt me why don't you? Everyone else does......


Chachachachacha, HUMP!


Almost time for another lonely weekend......


Aww, cheer up! I have a skirt-suit made out of vibrators!


Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Aww, cheer up! I have a skirt-suit made out of vibrators!

I missed this comment until just now. Of course, if I had noticed it on Friday, I'd have had a better weekend......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.

*wakes up from a long winter hibernation* Dreary? Monday is the best day of the week. It's the day I get to go Poodle punting! *punt*


Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?

Again I say - Typical.


*licks MoMo*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*licks MoMo*

Hiya, Snarky! Long time no punt! Let me rectify that situation right now! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?

Again I say - Typical.

Hey, the Abyss can get cold at times. It's best to nap through it.


I don't believe you.

You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?

Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I don't believe you.

You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?

Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.

*hangs head low* It's.....it's true. Dammit, it isn't my fault. I found a pack of Chihuahuas. They...they're lighter than you poodles and more aerodynamic. They just fly better than you. Sorry. It's....it's so complicated. I don't even know who I am anymore! *bursts into tears while running back to the Abyss*


Sounds like MoMo got an estrogen shot. Yap! Yap!


He's a mess. He needs to sort out his issues.


I'd recommend a good therapist, if I could ever find one myself.....


I practice a different kind of therapy...

*puts on some funky porn music*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

I practice a different kind of therapy...

*puts on some funky porn music*

I like your kind of music, Snarky. However, I like this even better. *puts on the Barry White CD*


mopes about


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
mopes about

If it was Monday I would be there to punt you. Would that make you feel better?


You could punt him today, MoMo!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
You could punt him today, MoMo!

Good idea, Snarky! Btw, while you're here I might as well punt you too! *punt*


I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......

DIE YOU FROG BASTARD!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......

DIE YOU FROG BASTARD!!!

Bring it on, mutt! *takes out the skinning knives*


*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*

WTF? Oh, well. *ties Snarky up with the spaghetti*


Now you've done it, MoMo. Snarky loves tie-up games!

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