Kill me. Please, Kill me. @_@
piddles on the carpet
What's today?
What's today?
*puts on the Marvin Gaye and Barry White CDs* I think you know. *turns down the lights*
Ooh. HuMo. Let's add some more spots to that carpet.
At this point, it's no longer a spot. They call it a dye. @_@
Hump day Conga line!
chases his own tail while attempting to hump it
To punt, or not to punt; that is the question!
*punts himself*
*comes in wearing a leprechaun costume made out of actual leprechauns*
I've got a corned beef and cabbage here somewhere...
Oooooh! Watch where you're putting your hands!
Oh! That's where I left it!
^!#$@#@!$^#!%^$#%^!$#^%!$#@%^!$#%^!$#%^!
G*@&$+n frenchie mimes!!!
I got you covered, CDP.
*"covers" CDP. And humps*
Watch out, it's Hump Day!
*humps CDP*
piddles
I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!
I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!
Pfft! Some people!
HUMPDAY!
HUMPDAY!
*does the Snoopy dance naked*
*breaks out the whips and chains*
Oh sure, hurt me why don't you? Everyone else does......
Chachachachacha, HUMP!
Almost time for another lonely weekend......
Aww, cheer up! I have a skirt-suit made out of vibrators!
Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.
Aww, cheer up! I have a skirt-suit made out of vibrators!
I missed this comment until just now. Of course, if I had noticed it on Friday, I'd have had a better weekend......
Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.
*wakes up from a long winter hibernation* Dreary? Monday is the best day of the week. It's the day I get to go Poodle punting! *punt*
Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?
Again I say - Typical.
*licks MoMo*
*licks MoMo*
Hiya, Snarky! Long time no punt! Let me rectify that situation right now! *punt*
Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?
Again I say - Typical.
Hey, the Abyss can get cold at times. It's best to nap through it.
I don't believe you.
You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?
Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.
I don't believe you.
You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?
Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.
*hangs head low* It's.....it's true. Dammit, it isn't my fault. I found a pack of Chihuahuas. They...they're lighter than you poodles and more aerodynamic. They just fly better than you. Sorry. It's....it's so complicated. I don't even know who I am anymore! *bursts into tears while running back to the Abyss*
Sounds like MoMo got an estrogen shot. Yap! Yap!
He's a mess. He needs to sort out his issues.
I'd recommend a good therapist, if I could ever find one myself.....
I practice a different kind of therapy...
*puts on some funky porn music*
I practice a different kind of therapy...
*puts on some funky porn music*
I like your kind of music, Snarky. However, I like this even better. *puts on the Barry White CD*
mopes about
mopes about
If it was Monday I would be there to punt you. Would that make you feel better?
You could punt him today, MoMo!
You could punt him today, MoMo!
Good idea, Snarky! Btw, while you're here I might as well punt you too! *punt*
I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......
I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......
Bring it on, mutt! *takes out the skinning knives*
*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*
*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*
WTF? Oh, well. *ties Snarky up with the spaghetti*
Now you've done it, MoMo. Snarky loves tie-up games!