I was in a Youtube clip once.....I believe that clip had to be removed due to obscenity laws.
We should make a new one.
Yap!
puts on some Barry White and sets up a camera
*licks Courtfool's tail*
runs around the thread as if his tail were on fire
runs around the thread as if his tail were on fire
It is on fire.
runs around the thread as if his tail were on fireIt is on fire.
Sorry, my fault.
*continues playing with zippo: click, clack, click, clack*
Oh, and I'm on to ALL of you.
I'm onto you.
runs around the thread as if his tail were on fireIt is on fire.
Damn! The French lit him on fire again!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!......
drops a landmine
takes some meds
Man, this is some good shit! I could have sworn I just saw a two-headed dragon wearing poodle masks run through the thread.
I could have sworn I just saw a two-headed dragon wearing poodle masks run through the thread.
Another convert to The Way of Poodle.
But is it really a convert? Or something that looks like a convert, but is really something else? Something that might smell like feet.
They may try to pretend to be a poodle, but once they start, they find it all to alluring to give up.
I was alluring once......
Ooohhh, nothing like a good Friday hump to get ready for the weekend. Thanks boss.
You know me, anytime.
*piddles on the carpet*
*drops a landmine to cover it up*
*piddles on the carpet*
*drops a landmine to cover it up*
[In a pitiful, high pitched voice]
Why?
Et tu Snarky?
drags his butt across the carpet
drags his butt across the carpet
*hopes CDP doesn't have puppies on him*
*starts a carpet-butt-drag conga line with CDP*
Cha cha CHA!
*flaps menacingly*
piddles on the doggy door
*jumps on puddle.*
Look at me, I'm absorbent.
*jumps on puddle.*
Look at me, I'm absorbent.
That was your original job, remember?
*goes into dream sequence no one else can see*
...and that was how you got your little pink bow and leash.
Vhy are you all looking at me like that?
Eep! It's Monday!!!
*runs around in circles*
I suppose that's a Monday reaction...
runs straight into the wall and collapses
runs straight into the wall and collapses
*humps CDP's unconscious form*
wakes up, pops some meds, downs a shot of whiskey, and goes back to sleep
*Dyes CDP pink and purple while he's passed out.*
Wow, is past mid hump-day!
*humps the shiny xkull*
Awww, who got this pink and purple dye on me!? I look like a clown passed out on me!
One time I was at this bar-b-que and this guy had what I thought was a daschund. So anyway the dog ate like 20 hot dogs and then passed out on me. This lady who was there asked if she could pet his dog, and he said, "You mean my cat? I feed him nothing but hot dogs, so he's becoming what he eats."
I guess you guys had to be there.
drags his multi-colored butt across the carpet
Awww, who got this pink and purple dye on me!? I look like a clown passed out on me!
AHHHHH! A Juggalo! RUNNNN! {hides behind couch}
One time I was at this bar-b-que and this guy had what I thought was a daschund. So anyway the dog ate like 20 hot dogs and then passed out on me. This lady who was there asked if she could pet his dog, and he said, "You mean my cat? I feed him nothing but hot dogs, so he's becoming what he eats."
I guess you guys had to be there.
{from behind couch} That's horrible. Poor cat.
{stomach rumbles} Hmmm, maybe feed him chicken fingers. Mmmm.
One time I was at this bar-b-que and this guy had what I thought was a daschund. So anyway the dog ate like 20 hot dogs and then passed out on me. This lady who was there asked if she could pet his dog, and he said, "You mean my cat? I feed him nothing but hot dogs, so he's becoming what he eats."
I guess you guys had to be there.
{from behind couch} That's horrible. Poor cat.
{stomach rumbles} Hmmm, maybe feed him chicken fingers. Mmmm.
*Jumps through a McDonald's Drive-Thru Window*
GIMME MCNUGGETS! NOW!
*begins windmilling arms*
Awww, who got this pink and purple dye on me!? I look like a clown passed out on me!AHHHHH! A Juggalo! RUNNNN! {hides behind couch}
I see pee.
Haha, I get it.
Yuck.
I got it once......
*pees on the carpet*
I got it once......
...and you're going to get it again! *Humps CDP*
It's raining. :(
*sneaks into thread*
It's raining. :(
*stops piddling on CDP*
Oops. Sorry.