Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.


Empyreal Guardian wrote:
Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.

whimpers in fear


Empyreal Guardian wrote:
Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.

Uh, no thanks. We like the way we smell. YAP! YAP!


Miss Kitty wrote:
"My Dog, it's full of stars!"

Poodle point.


Cockapoo wrote:
Empyreal Guardian wrote:
Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.
Uh, no thanks. We like the way we smell. YAP! YAP!

sniffs Cockapoo's bum

does it again, only this time I take longer to inhale, capturing all the aromas


Empyreal Guardian wrote:

*pets Snarky Poodle*

Would you mind if I brushed you?

Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.

Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Empyreal Guardian wrote:

*pets Snarky Poodle*

Would you mind if I brushed you?

Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.

Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Looks like a "money shot" from the time when we shot our porno. YAP!


Cockapoo wrote:
Spotty Carpet wrote:
Empyreal Guardian wrote:

*pets Snarky Poodle*

Would you mind if I brushed you?

Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.

Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Looks like a "money shot" from the time when we shot our porno. YAP!

Frosty.


Is it hump day yet?

*humps the carpet*


Continues the love train.

humps Llamafrog


Llamafrog wrote:

Is it hump day yet?

*humps the carpet*

Everyday is humpday when you're a poodle! *humps Llamafrog*


*is rolled up, along with Cockapoo, Lord High Poodle, and Llamafrog, then thrown into a nearby lake*


Ugh, wet dog smell!


swims out of the lake, shakes off the water and preens himself dry


The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.


Cockapoo wrote:
The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.

Just hump my mom again and you can get it back.


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.
Just hump my mom again and you can get it back.

Actually, I think I got it from Fifi.


Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.
Just hump my mom again and you can get it back.
Actually, I think I got it from Fifi.

You could have gotten it from any number of us, really.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.
Just hump my mom again and you can get it back.
Actually, I think I got it from Fifi.
You could have gotten it from any number of us, really.

I still have a green spot.


humps Cockapoo


grrr grrr grrr

CHEW TOY

Man I love chewing on trolls, tear off a limb and they grow back

Grrr grrrr grrrr


drags her butt across the carpet


Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
drags her butt across the carpet

Licks up whatever she left behind on the carpet.


pees on the saltillo tile


ooh New smells!!!


runs through the thread carrying a bone


Where'd ya get the bone, CDP?

Want another one? ;)


Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
drags her butt across the carpet

Oh, yeah... just a little to the left... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That spot's strands have been the wrong way since I was left out in the snow storm last year. Thanks... er... what is that? Is that..? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
pees on the saltillo tile

Cheating on me eh?

About time.


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
pees on the saltillo tile

Cheating on me eh?

About time.

Don't worry. I'll never cheat on you. *piddles on Spotty Carpet*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

Where'd ya get the bone, CDP?

Want another one? ;)

Ooohhh...you tease.


Oh crap! I missed Humpday... well, gotta make up for it!

*Humps CDP*


drops a landmine


Puts up a poster of Pony Play Sebastian.

Woof!


CourtFool wrote:

Puts up a poster of Pony Play Sebastian.

Woof!

drools

humps CourtFool while thinking of Sebastian


takes some meds, looks around, runs screaming from the thread


(bounces and twirls through)


drinks a martini and humps the eye


Releases fifty cats into the thread.


I forsaw this!!

Arff Arff Humps the cats


Sniff sniff... smells kinda mondayish...


Nom nom nom

*eats a carrot*

What!? They're healthy! Don't look at me like that.


*chases the cats that have been released* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

Liberty's Edge

*races through the thread, chased by a herd of guinea pigs!*


Studpuffin wrote:
*races through the thread, chased by a herd of guinea pigs!*

Not you! That's my schtick!


*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*


*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*


Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs?


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs?

Don't ask me. I prefer poodle myself. However, lately I've been having an urge for bear.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs?
Don't ask me. I prefer poodle myself. However, lately I've been having an urge for bear.

Um, okay.

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