Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.
Empyreal Guardian wrote: Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really. whimpers in fear
Empyreal Guardian wrote: Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really. Uh, no thanks. We like the way we smell. YAP! YAP!
Miss Kitty wrote: "My Dog, it's full of stars!" Poodle point.
Cockapoo wrote: Empyreal Guardian wrote: Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really. Uh, no thanks. We like the way we smell. YAP! YAP! sniffs Cockapoo's bum
does it again, only this time I take longer to inhale, capturing all the aromas
Empyreal Guardian wrote: *pets Snarky Poodle*
Would you mind if I brushed you?
Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.
Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Spotty Carpet wrote: Empyreal Guardian wrote: *pets Snarky Poodle*
Would you mind if I brushed you?
Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.
Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looks like a "money shot" from the time when we shot our porno. YAP!
Cockapoo wrote: Spotty Carpet wrote: Empyreal Guardian wrote: *pets Snarky Poodle*
Would you mind if I brushed you?
Would you brush me? I've got some serious embedded dog fur in my lower layers.
Did someone spill a milk shake? No wait, that's not milk shake... it's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looks like a "money shot" from the time when we shot our porno. YAP! Frosty.
Is it hump day yet?
*humps the carpet*
Continues the love train.
humps Llamafrog
Llamafrog wrote: Is it hump day yet?
*humps the carpet*
Everyday is humpday when you're a poodle! *humps Llamafrog*
*is rolled up, along with Cockapoo, Lord High Poodle, and Llamafrog, then thrown into a nearby lake*
swims out of the lake, shakes off the water and preens himself dry
The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it.
Cockapoo wrote: The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it. Just hump my mom again and you can get it back.
CourtFool wrote: Cockapoo wrote: The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it. Just hump my mom again and you can get it back. Actually, I think I got it from Fifi.
Cockapoo wrote: CourtFool wrote: Cockapoo wrote: The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it. Just hump my mom again and you can get it back. Actually, I think I got it from Fifi. You could have gotten it from any number of us, really.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: CourtFool wrote: Cockapoo wrote: The water washed away that green stuff that was around my crotch. I was really fond of the smell emanating from it. Just hump my mom again and you can get it back. Actually, I think I got it from Fifi. You could have gotten it from any number of us, really. I still have a green spot.
grrr grrr grrr
CHEW TOY
Man I love chewing on trolls, tear off a limb and they grow back
Grrr grrrr grrrr
drags her butt across the carpet
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: drags her butt across the carpet Licks up whatever she left behind on the carpet.
pees on the saltillo tile
runs through the thread carrying a bone
Where'd ya get the bone, CDP?
Want another one? ;)
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: drags her butt across the carpet Oh, yeah... just a little to the left... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That spot's strands have been the wrong way since I was left out in the snow storm last year. Thanks... er... what is that? Is that..? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: pees on the saltillo tile Cheating on me eh?
About time.
Spotty Carpet wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: pees on the saltillo tile Cheating on me eh?
About time. Don't worry. I'll never cheat on you. *piddles on Spotty Carpet*
Snarky Poodle wrote: Where'd ya get the bone, CDP?
Want another one? ;)
Ooohhh...you tease.
Oh crap! I missed Humpday... well, gotta make up for it!
*Humps CDP*
Puts up a poster of Pony Play Sebastian.
Woof!
CourtFool wrote: Puts up a poster of Pony Play Sebastian.
Woof!
drools
humps CourtFool while thinking of Sebastian
takes some meds, looks around, runs screaming from the thread
(bounces and twirls through)
drinks a martini and humps the eye
Releases fifty cats into the thread.
I forsaw this!!
Arff Arff Humps the cats
Sniff sniff... smells kinda mondayish...
Nom nom nom
*eats a carrot*
What!? They're healthy! Don't look at me like that.
*chases the cats that have been released* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
*races through the thread, chased by a herd of guinea pigs!*
Studpuffin wrote: *races through the thread, chased by a herd of guinea pigs!* Not you! That's my schtick!
*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*
*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*
Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs?
Bear on a Unicycle wrote: Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs? Don't ask me. I prefer poodle myself. However, lately I've been having an urge for bear.
The Monday Monster wrote: Bear on a Unicycle wrote: Which tastes better, cats or guinea pigs? Don't ask me. I prefer poodle myself. However, lately I've been having an urge for bear. Um, okay.
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