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*humps Cockapoo*


*humps Miss Kitty*


Spotty Carpet wrote:

*musing*

How does one "break" the "wind"? True that it is a euphemism for a release of gas from ones bowels into the air we breathe, but can such a thing truly be broken? Is it overpowered "broken"? Is it just sundered like a thick tomato after slicing through a soda can with you ginsu knives? Truly, this is something profound...

Wikipedia is your friend


Breaks wind and drops a massive landmine.


piddles on the carpet


breaks wind


digs a hole


CourtFool wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
*hic*
Is that French?

What, you never get hiccups? I know I do when I eat too fast.


The Humpday Monster wrote:
Okay, who's the bad boy that needs a spanking?

YAP!


breaks winds and sets the carpet alight


humps CDPs meds


humps the Doggy Door of Doom


breaks wind

breaks wind

starts to break wand and a landmine plops on the carpet


breaks wind


drops ten massive landmines


eats a score of McDonalds quarter pounders with cheese


shoots a projectile landmine at the Doggy Door of Doom


drinks a martini and humps the eye


drops a landmine


CourtFool wrote:

Puts up a poster of Pony Play Sebastian.

Woof!

drools

humps CourtFool while thinking of Sebastian


drops a landmine


Empyreal Guardian wrote:
Would any poodles like a bath today? It's not bother to me, really.

whimpers in fear


drops a massive landmine on the carpet


drops a massive landmine on the carpet


drops a landmine on the carpet


drops a landmine then humps Cockapoo


breaks wind


drops another massive landmine


drops a massive landmine


The Monday Monster wrote:
Chunk, The Chubby Poodle wrote:
eats a whole mess of cooked hamburger patties
*looks at Chunk's fat body* *salivates* You look delicious! *picks up Chuck and drains his blood* * throws lifeless husk to the side* BURP!!!

defecates on the Monday Monster after being picked up


eats a whole mess of cooked hamburger patties


*drops a landmine*


Pops some of CDPs meds and downs 'em with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice


drops a landmine the size of a fist

Yelp!


dreams about humping Snarky Poodle


eats all the food and leaves behind a massive landmine


trots in wearing a strap on over his nose


humps Ginny Pig some more


humps Ginny Pig


humps Ginny Pig


humps Ginny Pig


chases after Ginny Pig


Ginny Pig wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Wait for me!

Hey baby, you're my kind of girl!

humps Ginny Pig


Yap! Yip! Yap! Yap!

*chases tail*


*humps The Monday Monster*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

wakes up

Huh? Wuzzat?

*humps CDP*


*humps Snarky Poodle*


Lord High Poodle wrote:
Chunk, The Chubby Poodle wrote:
*humps Megatron*
Have you been to The Digital Underground lately?

Whats that?

*humps LHP*


*humps Megatron*


*humps CourtFool*

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