Ugh!
Ugh!
What's eatin' you, Sumo?
Eating? What?!? Something's trying to eat me?!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
runs away and hides
Eating? What?!? Something's trying to eat me?!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
runs away and hides
I want to suck your blood!
TGIF. Of course, it's raining.
TGIF. Of course, it's raining.
"Could be worse. Could be raining." {it starts to pour}
"Frau Blücher." {Sebastian whinnies}
Nothing will empty your thread like making it operate under 4e rules ;)
You've obviously never seen me bring up Hero.
I've got a bellyache.
Now I've got a headache.
{crawls under sofa cushions to hide from Monday Monster}
{crawls under sofa cushions to hide from Monday Monster}
Oh, I don't think that Monday Monster will be back around here any time soon. Not after what we did to him last week.
As long as CDP has drug induced fears of Mondays, I can never truly die. You poodles will pay for what you did to me. Now, who wants to be my first victim?
As long as CDP has drug induced fears of Mondays, I can never truly die. You poodles will pay for what you did to me. Now, who wants to be my first victim?
*rips out the Monday Monster's trachea and humps its lifeless corpse*
As long as CDP has drug induced fears of Mondays, I can never truly die. You poodles will pay for what you did to me. Now, who wants to be my first victim?*rips out the Monday Monster's trachea and humps its lifeless corpse*
*regenerates and comes back to life* I can only be "killed" by the one who created me. *picks up Snarky and drains the blood out of him* *throws the lifeless husk to the side* That was delicious. Who's next?
[dying breath]I always knew it would be a Monday...[/dying breath]
[dying breath]I always knew it would be a Monday...[/dying breath]
*Throws Snarky a couple of dog biscuits of healing* *runs and hides under the couch*
*regenerates and comes back to life* I can only be "killed" by the one who created me. *picks up Snarky and drains the blood out of him* *throws the lifeless husk to the side* That was delicious. Who's next?
Oh yeah, read this news article and die of a sugar overdose!!!
{treats Snarky's wounds with Catnip of Healing}
Thanks, Cockapoo and Miss Kitty. I feel better already. We'll have to wait for CDP to deal with this menace.
*humps Snarky Poodle*
*picks up Snarky and drains the blood out of him*
HEY! That's my job!
pees on the Monday Monster
{flings kitty-litter "clumps" at Monday Monster}
pees on the Monday Monster
*Punts CDP* The Jacks showed me that move. Where is the one called Courtfool? I wish to dine on his flesh next.
{flings kitty-litter "clumps" at Monday Monster}
*Looks at the strange creature with curiosity* What the $&%* are you?
*Looks at the strange creature with curiosity* What the $&%* are you?
I'm a Russian Blue! Felis aeris ereptor!
{breathes Cone of Stench (rotten mouse & anchovy breath) at Monday}
pees on the Monday Monster*Punts CDP* The Jacks showed me that move. Where is the one called Courtfool? I wish to dine on his flesh next.
humps the shit out of the Monday Monster's leg
*Looks at the strange creature with curiosity* What the $&%* are you?I'm a Russian Blue! Felis aeris ereptor!
{breathes Cone of Stench (rotten mouse & anchovy breath) at Monday}
Odors do not bother me my dear. A side effect of being a creature from the abyss.
humps the s@%& out of the Monday Monster's legpees on the Monday Monster*Punts CDP* The Jacks showed me that move. Where is the one called Courtfool? I wish to dine on his flesh next.
*Shakes his leg and watches CDP fly through the air.* Vile nuisance.
*bites and drains blood from The Monday Monster*
*bites and drains blood from The Monday Monster*
Ha! Your powers don't effect me. Let's see how you deal with me draining you! *sucks the life out of Vlad* Aw, tasty.
*bites and drains blood from The Monday Monster*Ha! Your powers don't effect me. Let's see how you deal with me draining you! *sucks the life out of Vlad* Aw, tasty.
I don't got no life, I'm an undead dog!
Ouch! I fell out the bed last night.
Ouch! I fell out the bed last night.
Figures. It was a Monday night.
*throws a party*
This party brought to by the days that end in 'Y'.
Puppies should use a non-Gregorian or non-Julian calendar that lacks mondays.
I like my calendars non-Euclidean, myself.
TGIHD
TGIHD
*humps CDP*
*humps Snarky Poodle*
You poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.
You poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.
Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
You poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
Hey! What are you doing? You're going to die..... Wait a minute. This isn't half bad. Ooh, right there.
You poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
humps the Humpday Monster too
humps the Humpday Monster tooYou poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
Hey, this is fun. *humps Lord High Poodle*
Hey, this is fun. *humps Lord High Poodle*humps the Humpday Monster tooYou poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
*looks from the abyss* *facepalm*
takes some meds, runs counterclockwise for 5 minutes, then collapses in the corner
takes some meds, runs counterclockwise for 5 minutes, then collapses in the corner
*looks at a still CDP* I guess CDP wouldn't mind if I got a quickie. *Humps CDP*
wakes up
Huh? Wuzzat?
Hey, this is fun. *humps Lord High Poodle*humps the Humpday Monster tooYou poodles have mistreated my brother. You will pay dearly for your indiscretion.Yay!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
Ooh, baby. Right there. OOOHHHH!
wakes up
Huh? Wuzzat?
*humps CDP*