hump-mauls the Monday Monster
*smacks the poodle off* Nice try. *picks CDP up and begins to drain blood* Wow, the meds you take must make your blood tastier. Delicious!
pees on the Monday Monster
Me me me!
I'm hating monday already!
pees on the Monday Monster
*punts the depressed poodle*
SNEAK ATTACK!
*humps Monday Monster with ghost touch strap-on and grafted blade*
Take that you bastard!
SNEAK ATTACK!
*humps Monday Monster with ghost touch strap-on and grafted blade*
Take that you bastard!
AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! You'll pay for that!!! *punts Snarky* *disappears back into the abyss*
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Monday Monster ran away.....
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha.....Monday Monster ran away.....
Most bullies do.
Yap! That'll teach him to come around our thread.
He'll be back…likely in a gimp suit and a ball gag. It's just how he is.
(rolls through)
*Rides through, chasing Cosmo's eye.*
IM GUNNA GET YOU DAGGUMIT!
He'll be back…likely in a gimp suit and a ball gag. It's just how he is.
My ears were burning, but I see you weren't expecting me.
ACK, I have sticks through my head!
humps all the non-poodles
Take that, you invading beeyotches!!!
(rolls through)
(rolls through)
*humps the wandering eye*
(squirts corrosive tears out of duct)
(turns red)
*boing!* *boing!* *boing!*
(rolls out)
runs through thread in an attempt to increase his post count
Happy Hump Day!
*humps CDP*
return humps Snarky
Nobody wants to hump me. *sniff*
We'll hump anything that sits still long enough. And even some things that won't.
humps the Humpday Monster
Yay! Give it to me harder big boy!
gets a little rough
gets a little ruff
Fixed that for you.
Yap!
chases Courtfool and the stick thing
Tug-of-War time! Yap!
What?
(bounces into the thread)
(double dribbles)
(and bounces out of the thread)
sniffs the grass, then lays down a landmine or 3
(rolls into thread)
(stares hard at stormraven88)
(rolls back a little...)
(then rolls forward, accelerating at great velocity)
(launches into the air)
(...and barrels into stormraven88, knocking her off her perch)
(lands on the ground and rolls out of the thread)
takes some meds with a shot of vodka, then runs around in a circle
(lands on the ground and rolls out of the thread)
(Pounces after the eye, running on its fingers)
Cosmo needs to get his body parts in order.
(!!!!!!) (rolls faster)