Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Oh great! It's Friday, and I have nothing to do this weekend. That's because nobody loves me....

starts to sing

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh great! It's Friday, and I have nothing to do this weekend.

I love you! Can we snuggle all weekend long?


Mmmm.... Worms....


I got worms once....


Cockapoo wrote:
I got worms once....

Did you get it from licking Courtfool's bum? That's how I got it.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
I got worms once....
Did you get it from licking Courtfool's bum? That's how I got it.

Actually, I think I got it from licking yours. YAP! YAP!


licks Cockapoo's bum


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

I think I'll go eat worms!..
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Mmmm.... Worms....

Uh oh... {hides under couch}


rummages in the garbage


*runs over CDP's tail*


chases down Bear and starts to munchs on his leg

That's for running over CDP's tail!

Liberty's Edge

*Runs over GSPS tail*

*Holds up sign:Man, this road is bumpy.*


Studpuffin wrote:

*Runs over GSPS tail*

*Holds up sign:Man, this road is bumpy.*

glomps Studpuffin


cringes in fear


{starts digging punji-stick-filled pit traps in preparation for Monday Monster}


Someone wanted to eat me?


CourtFool wrote:
Someone wanted to eat me?

Hey, you're back! *licks Courtfool*


CourtFool wrote:
Someone wanted to eat me?

Yes. Perhaps I'll get another chance tomorrow.


drops some "landmines" in preparation for the Monday Monster


*cuddles with CDP*


Where are those infernal poodles? I'm getting hungry.


*Runs over Monday Monster's tail*


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*Runs over Monday Monster's tail*

ARRRGGGHHHH! Watch where the &*^% you're going! Luckily for you I have no taste for bears.


*humps The Monday Monster*


*humps The Monday Monster*


*humps The Monday Monster*


*humps The Monday Monster*

Whoops sorry about that, I was aiming for granny.


*humps The Monday Monster AND gives him a reach around*


*is humped by an irrate gopher*


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*is humped by an irate gopher*

Did he look like one of these two? Show me on CourtFool where they touched you.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Show me on CourtFool where they touched you.

Yes, please.


CourtFool wrote:

*humps The Monday Monster AND gives him a reach around*

Damn! Even your fellow poodles never get that treatment! You must really love Mondays.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*is humped by an irate gopher*
Did he look like one of these two? Show me on CourtFool where they touched you.

No, it wasn't one of those. It was that dancing one on the golf course. Right there, on my unicycle.


*becomes tired of being humped and returns to the abyss* I can't make these poodles fear me!


pops some meds, then retreats to the sofa to watch a T. J. Hooker marathon


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
pops some meds, then retreats to the sofa to watch a T. J. Hooker marathon

Mmmm.... Hookers....


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
pops some meds, then retreats to the sofa to watch a T. J. Hooker marathon
Mmmm.... Hookers....

You rang?


Everything's so GREEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Everything's so GREEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!

Is that the meds talking, or did you get your face stuck in Cockapoo's crotch again?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Everything's so GREEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!
Is that the meds talking, or did you get your face stuck in Cockapoo's crotch again?

Yeah, I think I caught something from Fifi again. Damn French.


Cockapoo wrote:
Yeah, I think I caught something from Fifi again. Damn French.

I tried to warn you, but you no one ever listens to me. G$&$*#n frenchies.....


*has her way with CDP*


Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
*has her way with CDP*

Looks like CDP is going to have a green crotch as well. YAP! YAP!


Cockapoo wrote:
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
*has her way with CDP*
Looks like CDP is going to have a green crotch as well. YAP! YAP!

My lap is always green!

Hohehehehehehahahahohoho


*has her way with the Lobster of Eire*


Where's the humping? I don't see any humping.


*Pinches the Humpday Monster*


Lobster of Eire wrote:
*Pinches the Humpday Monster*

*humps the lobster*


Thursday! Hmmmm, not really sure how I feel about Thursday, but it'll probably suck.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Thursday! Hmmmm, not really sure how I feel about Thursday, but it'll probably suck.

I know how to make it better!

*reverse double humps CDP*

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