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eats a bloody juicy brain

eats a juicy, succulent, blood soaked brain

I ate a brain and drank some blood last night.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

It sounds like you have a very diverse palette.

So, what? He's a painter?

I paint the streets red with the blood of my victims.

Vlad, The Vampiric Poodle wrote:

I like brains too. Especailly bloody, juicy brains.

It sounds like you have a very diverse palette.

Indeed I do.

And now a little humor:

Vampires suck. Especially ones that glitter in the sunlight.

I like brains too. Especailly bloody, juicy brains.

What the hell has happened to our wonderful thread?

shakes head in shame

CourtFool wrote:

"Botany Bay? Botany Bay?"

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

humps Khan

There sure are some other folks around the OTD section that could probably use a good humping......

There are some which I wouldn't mind sucking their blood.

Vlad, The Vampiric Poodle wrote:

*bites and drains blood from The Monday Monster*

Ha! Your powers don't effect me. Let's see how you deal with me draining you! *sucks the life out of Vlad* Aw, tasty.

Sounds like we're doing a porn movie

I don't got no life, I'm an undead dog!

*bites and drains blood from The Monday Monster*

*picks up Snarky and drains the blood out of him*

HEY! That's my job!

Eating? What?!? Something's trying to eat me?!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

runs away and hides

I want to suck your blood!

CourtFool wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*

Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!

*brings out the lube* *Humps Courtfool* Ooh, who's the king baby?

*humps Cockapoo*

*goes off to feed on a cat*

*resumes humping CourtFool*

I think it came from Sumo's drug induced dreams. Still, it's good humpin'.

*humps CourtFool*

What terror has thou brought forth?!