8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Jal Dorak]

of this explains why Gandalf saw a Balrog,

[Aberzombie]

and why he loved hanging out with hobbits.

[Aubrey the Malformed]

He preferred kids, but having had to register

[Aberzombie]

with the Wizards Social Comittee, his schedule was

[Aubrey the Malformed]

filled with 4e promotion tours which sapped his

[Aberzombie]

will and left him vulnerable to the depredations

[waltero]

of Radagast the Brown and Kisturast the Brownnoser.

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Merry and Pippin, meanwhile, were busily engaged exposing

[Aberzombie]

young, impressionable hobbits to the fine art of

[Digitalelf]

mushroom sniffing. Which, when done properly, has the

[Aubrey the Malformed]

same laxative effect as drinking fifteen pints of

[waltero]

Buckleberry Dual-action Cleanse. The Scourging of the Shire

[Aubrey the Malformed]

obviously had quite a different meaning at that

[Heathansson]

time. After swigging mushroom potions, the floodgates of

[Aberzombie]

repressed memory opened, reminding Frodo, Sam, and the

[Digitalelf]

Ringwraiths that they were all going to be

[Aberzombie]

on a certain wizard's naughty list. Saruman

[Digitalelf]

secretly wished he was on this list as

[Aberzombie]

well, for it would mean his gambit involving

[Aubrey the Malformed]

topless uruk-hai dancing girls maybe not seem

[Aberzombie]

so insane as to have escaped the notice

[waltero]

of Gandalf, who had become quite randy after

[Aberzombie]

his descent into the depths of Moria with

[Mothman]

a blonde, four midgets and some bearded gentlemen.

[waltero]

Gimli resisted Gandalf's advances, but Legolas, being Wizard-curious,

[BabbageUK]

asked Gandalf if he could hold his staff.

[Mothman]

“Be gentle,” cautioned Gandalf, “I’ve never had an

[Heathansson]

elven loaf before, and I don't think I

[waltero]

could keep the Fire of Arnor from erupting

[BabbageUK]

all over those nearby and especially you, Legolas."

[Mothman]

Legolas, who had only wanted to learn how

[Aberzombie]

baby orcs were made, was despondent that his

[waltero]

long knife was not even as long as Merry's.

[Tensor]

May it was just because in relative comparison

[Mothman]

Merry was a small man, but he had

[Aubrey the Malformed]

a blade that was the talk of the

[Kruelaid]

hamlet, and his manhood, honestly speaking, was even

[Mothman]

beyond dispute, as he had undergone the traditional

[Tensor]

Vinski Ceremony when he was 14. Suddenly, from

[Charles Scholz]

behind the Green Dragon came a troupe of

[Tensor]

Trojan soldiers in costume. They marched in unison,

[waltero]

oblivious to Strider's interpretive dance display, the likes

[Tensor]

only seen in drunken nightmares. "Get on the

[Kruelaid]

giant ritual penis statues now!" the Trojan commander

[Patrick Curtin]

ordered to his massed troop. They saluted and

[Aberzombie]

took their positions, patiently awaiting the signal to

[Tensor]

"advance." A dragon circling overhead watched this all.

[Charles Scholz]

It looked upon the scrambling masses and was

[Tensor]

reminded of mindless insects. The Dragon thought, "I'll

[Charles Scholz]

begin with a strafe. The pretty girls always