8 word Lord of the Rings Game

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The Orcs' mouthes hung agape at the sight,

[Charles Evans 25]

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The Orcs' mouthes hung agape at the sight,

Next time, use uruk-hai", Galadriel chided Sauron.

[Heathansson]

Sauron, not one to enjoy chiding, answered with

[Crimson Jester]

flung meeatballs and other food from his plate.

[Heathansson]

"Don't tell me how to run a campaign,

[waltero]

elven witch! If I had all ten fingers

[Patrick Curtin]

I'd thumb my nose at you you pointy

[Heathansson]

headed git got by a drunken blind satyr

[waltero]

Celeborn took offense and drew his bow, aiming

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at the Eye, which looked conviniently like a

[Mothman]

portrait of his mother in law, and let

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fly. His aim was straight and true and

[Tensor]

very unlike his sexual preference. His staff splintered

[Mothman]

once, when he tried to use it in

[Charles Evans 25]

a first-age fight with Sauron in Doriath.

[Patrick Curtin]

they had never spoken of that fight again

[waltero]

until the Hobbits began singing:"In gloomy Doriath

[Patrick Curtin]

did Celeborn ponder, why his staff did wander

[Mothman]

whilst fair Galadriel languished, lonely, wishing for a

[Aberzombie]

nice new dress, the kind that could be

[Patrick Curtin]

worn to the Simarillion Ball, where all the

[Mothman]

fair folk go!” It wasn’t a particularly good

[waltero]

tune, "Silence," shouted Gimli. "There'll be no singin'

[allen trussell]

my ears are ringin'! Its off to Mordor

[Aberzombie]

I be wingin." Legolas (still the prettiest) was

[allen trussell]

nonplused at the idea of traveling there, yet

[Mothman]

found himself strangely attracted to Aragorn, who it

[Patrick Curtin]

seems always went for the "Dunedain Metrosexual Look",

[Heathansson]

with twotoned hair, a pink tabard, meticulously filed

[Mothman]

pointed teeth and a velvet cover slip for

[Patrick Curtin]

the Shards of Narsil, which were awfully sharp

[Heathansson]

looking and went with his outfit perfectly: they

[Aberzombie]

even match my eye color when reflecting the

[waltero]

blood in Shelob's engorged spinarets. Aragorn and Legolas

[Aberzombie]

decided to sneak off together for a while

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to braid each others hair and s n i g g e r in

You gotta be kiddin me, it censored S N I G G E R... as in to giggle! Sheesh!

[Patrick Curtin]

mocking tones about the fashion sense of Gimli.

[Digitalelf]

Gimli however, prided himself with his sense of

[Mothman]

smell, and knew when something fishy was going

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down in Chinatown! That and the girlish giggles

[Patrick Curtin]

led him to believe that something was not

[waltero]

altogether right with that fruity fragrance. "Hmmmppph. Elves

[Mothman]

might be tall, sexy, fashionable, skilled and smart

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but nobody tosses a Dwarf" Gimli concluded. "Saruman

[Tensor]

noticed his prostate was enlarging. He couldn't pee

[Jal Dorak]

onto the signal fires of Gondor despite his

[Mothman]

best efforts and “magical enhancements”. The Uruk-Hai were

[Jal Dorak]

thus instructed to conduct "mass evacuations" on all

[Charles Evans 25]

hobbit residences in Osgiliath.", the grey-wanderer gloated.

[Mothman]

As the Uruk Golden Shower Brigade set off