8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Patrick Curtin]

daughters of Thorin: Thera, Hilda, and Trogliditya

[Aberzombie]

all decided on a road trip to the

[Heathansson]

city of Austin. They got a flat tire

[Charles Evans 25]

and Glaurung ate them.

Back in Osgilliath, Faramir

[Patrick Curtin]

pouted. Boromir, Boromir, Boromir! It's always about Boromir!

[Charles Evans 25]

He gets all the easy missions whilst I

[waltero]

must range rangerly in Ithilien! Never again shall

[Heathansson]

the orcs of this world, or any other,

[waltero]

wear white suits after Labor Day! O, Elbereth,

[Heathansson]

if you could just see those rubes, sauntering

[Charles Evans 25]

around, their robes dazzling my bowmen; but Boromir

[Heathansson]

was nowhere to be seen. He was getting

[Charles Evans 25]

drunk in a bar in Rivendell." Faramir bitterly

[Heathansson]

buffed his nails with a kukri, polishing the

[Mothman]

cuticles ‘till they bled, but that still wasn’t

[Patrick Curtin]

enough to tame his angry heart. "Time to

[Aberzombie]

dazzle everyone with a beautifully choreographed dance routine."

[Patrick Curtin]

Faramir put quarters in the 'Dance Dance Gondorian'

[Aberzombie]

Jukebox while screaming "Let's get this party started!"

[Digitalelf]

Upon hearing the music, Elrond twirled about doing

[Patrick Curtin]

the Funky Werebear. Arwen blushed and screamed "DAD!

[Heathansson]

No, my elf dad, not the heroin monkey

[Aberzombie]

on your back! Don't even think you can

[Patrick Curtin]

act like you are under 500! you're embarrasing

[Tensor]

me in front of Arwen!" Hands palm up,

[Patrick Curtin]

Arwen stalked off to Narsil, looking for Strider

[Aberzombie]

while reciting a very long and somewhat boring

[Patrick Curtin]

rondo about fair Galadriel and her acne years.

[Tensor]

She remembered the logic problem her gnome teacher

[Patrick Curtin]

Buboe Pestiferous once told her about while she

[Tensor]

tried to tie her boot laces. "How did

[Patrick Curtin]

the chicken cross the road? He crossed without

[Tensor]

looking, and had an even chance of being

[Patrick Curtin]

slain by Ringwraiths or run over by FedEx

[Tensor]

how many times can cross before he dies?"

[Aberzombie]

Later that evening, Galadriel decided to throw a

[Tensor]

net over a girl, and harshly ravage her.

[Aberzombie]

"The net is very important." she explained, "Otherwise,

[Charles Scholz]

how does one know who is in charge?"

[Digitalelf]

"This is all very interesting", said the strange

[Aberzombie]

gentleman in the black cloak, "However, I fail

[doppelganger]

to see why the Queen of Lothlorien is

[Jal Dorak]

wearing all seven Dwarven rings of power, given

[doppelganger]

that she promised to sell them to the

[Aberzombie]

hobbits for some gold and quality pipe weed.

[waltero]

Galadriel had foreseen that the weed was unsatisfactory

[Aberzombie]

due to a late season infestation of vicious

[waltero]

Mirkwood spiders, whose vile waste contained a toxin

[Aberzombie]

that was known to cause intense visions of

[doppelganger]

sugarplums that would dance through one's head. All