8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Mothman]

exterior and wicked hot fire breath. Something like

[Aberzombie]

Ancalagon the Chartreuse. He field tested this nickname

[Jal Dorak]

along with his plans for a remake of

[Patrick Curtin]

The Hobbit called H2: Rise of Ancalagon where

[waltero]

Morgoth sends a dragon egg back in time

[Aberzombie]

to the beginning of the journey taken by

[waltero]

Elrond and Hubbard, wisest of the scientologic Elves.

[Jal Dorak]

Eru had banned the use of time magic,

[Charles Evans 25]

so Ancalagon settled for holding hostage the pipeweed

[Patrick Curtin]

kingpin known by his code name 'Old Toby'

[Jal Dorak]

and an old enemy of Tom Bombadil, who

[Charles Evans 25]

was the last prince of Arthedain. Ancalagon demanded

[Heathansson]

he be allowed to change his name to

[Beaver Cleaver]

something normal, like Jim or Bob, or maybe

[Patrick Curtin]

he'd settle for a cooler name like "Firestarter"

[Charles Evans 25]

, or else the pipeweed magnate would *burn*, along

[Heathansson]

with the pipeweed in a balor's hookah, for

[Aberzombie]

daring to defy the dragon. Meanwhile, over in

[Heathansson]

the ancient abandoned Dwarven city known as Minas

[Aberzombie]

Mammajamma, the nazgul had set up a surprise

[Charles Evans 25]

birthday party for their mistress, Galadriel. The fireworks

[Mothman]

had not arrived on time, and the nazgul

[Jal Dorak]

were thinking they had been ripped off by

[waltero]

Gandalf. "Prepare my fellbeast," hissed the wraithking. "Greybeard

[Aberzombie]

will pay dearly for being late." The other

[Jal Dorak]

ringwraiths rolled their incorporeal eyes, then set about

[Aberzombie]

finding replacement entertainment for the festivities. Someone suggested

[Charles Evans 25]

'hunt the hobbit', a game wherein Gollum and

[Aberzombie]

Frodo would take turns hiding around the Shire,

[Mothman]

and no one would look for them, given

[Jal Dorak]

that pretty much everyone hated their guts with

[Heathansson]

all the might they could muster up in

[Patrick Curtin]

their dark evil undead unbeating hearts. Frodo meanwhile

[Jal Dorak]

was busy eating all the butter in the shire,

[Charles Evans 25]

which was why Gandalf had been delayed, because

[waltero]

Saruman insisted Gandalf make his notorious butter cookies

[Patrick Curtin]

"You must share your secret receipe Gandalf," Saruman

[Mothman]

simpered, stroking Gandalf’s arm, which led the Grey

[Charles Evans 25]

Wanderer to hide, because Frodo was on his butter

[Aberzombie]

run at the store, and was also getting

[Jal Dorak]

totally high on pixie sticks and illegal narcotics.

[Charles Evans 25]

Escaping Saruman's clutches, Gandalf delivered the birthday fireworks

[waltero]

averting the witch-king's wrath. "Mithrandir, you shouldn't have

[Heathansson]

leggo his eggo. Now look what you've done.

[Aberzombie]

Damn meddling wizards." With that in mind,

[Jal Dorak]

Smaug flushed his stash down the toilet, deciding

[Charles Evans 25]

that hobbits were a healthier option than dwarves.

[waltero]

"Lesssss chance of furball with hobbitsss," hissed Smaug.

[Heathansson]

"I've go a hankering for a hunka hobbit