That would be the shortest character ever.I had a Character a couple of months ago.
I spent heaps creating him (background, stats, equipment, etc...) as I usually do.
I was late for the session and the others had encountered an Ogre and his wolf pets. They had kept my Character at the back for the 2 rounds I missed and then I got there.
I moved him (forgetting about the Ogre's reach) and got hit for 17. Then I took a swing and hit the Ogre. Then the Ogre hit Amon (my Khopesh wielding Mulhurondi Fighter/Rogue) and Critted him for 28, killing him instantly (reducing him to below -10: he had his head chopped clean off according to my DM).
So I lasted 1 round maybe 2 (I'm not sure if the Ogre's attack was in the next round) and was there for all of 15 minutes before I spent the remainder of the session creating a new Character.
That is such bad such luck! Critical hits, the bane of characters, I introduced the Critical Hit cards from Paizo to try and limit the PC kills. I am currently running Rise of the Runelords, the amount of Ogres and Giants with *3 or *4 weapons is immense. The damage multiples in the deck are usually *2 with other effects.
That would be the shortest character ever.I had a Character a couple of months ago.
I spent heaps creating him (background, stats, equipment, etc...) as I usually do.
I was late for the session and the others had encountered an Ogre and his wolf pets. They had kept my Character at the back for the 2 rounds I missed and then I got there.
I moved him (forgetting about the Ogre's reach) and got hit for 17. Then I took a swing and hit the Ogre. Then the Ogre hit Amon (my Khopesh wielding Mulhurondi Fighter/Rogue) and Critted him for 28, killing him instantly (reducing him to below -10: he had his head chopped clean off according to my DM).
So I lasted 1 round maybe 2 (I'm not sure if the Ogre's attack was in the next round) and was there for all of 15 minutes before I spent the remainder of the session creating a new Character.
Poor Fench Wolf almost lost his new elf character in my Tharkad game by fumbling a hit and pitching of a 150-foot high ramp right before the party gets to the dungeon entrance. Only the derring do of his mates saved him from becoming an elf pizza.
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Poor French Wolf almost lost his new elf character in my Tharkad game by fumbling a hit and pitching of a 150-foot high ramp right before the party gets to the dungeon entrance. Only the derring do of his mates saved him from becoming an elf pizza.
I almost lost Vykos in our first battle in Jal Dorak's Red Hand PbP. He dismounted off his Riding Horse and one of the Boss Baddies decided that Reaper (his Horse) would make a good pin cushion. So Reaper collapsed backwards on top of Vykos, crushing him and meaning that the Boss could reach over Reaper's Corpse and skewer him. I think he got to -7 before being stabilized. Reaper even survived after some Positive Energy Bursts from the Cleric hit the area.
Wisdom 7 what can you expect?
Makes for memorable gameplay, that's for sure.
Evil DM, please take max levels for Knowledge (Vancouver Geography & Streets)... free.
Evil DM, please take max levels for Knowledge (Vancouver Geography & Streets)... free.
OK. Free stuff, that is the time to be really scared.
Sam is finally updated to 3rd Level.
ACK! Slacker monkey will do the same for sarge today ...ICK ..math
I am still ill, stupid bug! Today I feel like I have been kicked in the head, which is nice.
Quick question, what skills have been combined? I just realised I have Spot and Listen as separate skills and I think they have been combined.
Is there anything else that has been combined?
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Pat is starting a new PbP here: Homebrew Pathfinder Campaign Prospectus.
Hope you don't mind Pat.
<Glazed look>
New PBP, must resist. Having trouble making time lately...
I just noticed that Z-day is the most prolific modern PBP on the boards.
Cool. Thanks for posting guys!
I just noticed that Z-day is the most prolific modern PBP on the boards.
Cool. Thanks for posting guys!
That is because you made it the best Modern PBP on the boards, I had read a lot of them, but this is the only one I book marked and followed obsessively, like your own private stalker.
I forgot to mention I actually had a dream about this PBP on Sunday night, that will teach me to drink too much wine and eat cheese before bed.
I can't remember much, but I do remember you had one of the google maps of Vancouver up and it had lots of buildings circled, you explained that they were the locations of the nearest helicopter pads.
Weird huh?
Not half as weird as my Pathfinder Dream! ;)I forgot to mention I actually had a dream about this PBP on Sunday night, that will teach me to drink too much wine and eat cheese before bed.
Weird huh?
well that was just plain weird :-)
All DMs are evil:
I saw that slip on Seeker's Pathfinder Savage Tide...
Cord jumped ship over to Eberron for a quick holiday. ;)-
I got him back, I am being pants with my alias all day.
I forgot to mention I actually had a dream about this PBP on Sunday night, that will teach me to drink too much wine and eat cheese before bed.
I can't remember much, but I do remember you had one of the google maps of Vancouver up and it had lots of buildings circled, you explained that they were the locations of the nearest helicopter pads.
Weird huh?
Okay, that sounds like something I would really do.
Was it in person. Did I have yellow hair and two inch thick goggles?
I forgot to mention I actually had a dream about this PBP on Sunday night, that will teach me to drink too much wine and eat cheese before bed.
I can't remember much, but I do remember you had one of the google maps of Vancouver up and it had lots of buildings circled, you explained that they were the locations of the nearest helicopter pads.
Weird huh?
Okay, that sounds like something I would really do.
Was it in person. Did I have yellow hair and two inch thick goggles?
Thankfully my wine soaked brain has washed that part away..... It did make me wish I had put some pilot skills on my character sheet.
Wow, Mothman is famous. Cool.
I have to wait a long time for my subscriptions to make their way to Blighty, so it will be a while before I get a look at the Mothman, unless the missed parcel card I received on Tuesday was it.
I am really enjoying this sign up, I have to resist posting every time I see an update.
No lie, <shudder>. Anyone actually go see that in theaters?
Zombelicious
Google Quarantine 2008 and you'll find it.
So Rad. Cthulutech. Next spring. Read the customer service post. Z-Day should be done....
MuahahahahA!
They are advertising it on UK TV at the moment, but I won't go to see it at the cinema, the wifey is a bit of a wuss when it comes to scary films.
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HERE: Interesting, it's a remake.
If there was ever a Forgotten Realms movie, Jonathan Schaech would make an AWESOME Artemis Entreri.
Happy Birthday dude!
Happy birthday dude. Let's try not to get you eaten as a present.
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Got to love the part with the door!
hmmm... familiar at all???
My friend just got this. I was looking at it, but with both Fallout 3 and FarCry 2 I got no time left on the Computer Game front to play it.