...he is behind building No. 7, and has also made up most of the conspiracy theories surrounding it on the internet.
I just got rickroll'd by Mike McArtor...
I...
I love this company.
Also the whispering tyrant is so evil
...he invented rickrolling.
I just got rickroll'd by Mike McArtor...
On this day I swear an oath - I will never, ever, click on a link on these boards again. I would gouge my eyes out after that, but it would do no good as the image is forever burned into my brain.
*runs away screaming*
I just got rickroll'd by Mike McArtor...On this day I swear an oath - I will never, ever, click on a link on these boards again. I would gouge my eyes out after that, but it would do no good as the image is forever burned into my brain.
*runs away screaming*
Just avoid *his* links ;-)
I just got rickroll'd by Mike McArtor...On this day I swear an oath - I will never, ever, click on a link on these boards again. I would gouge my eyes out after that, but it would do no good as the image is forever burned into my brain.
*runs away screaming*
IF you don't, then you will never get to see the amazing stuff we have to offer like THIS.
IF you don't, then you will never get to see the amazing stuff we have to offer like THIS.I just got rickroll'd by Mike McArtor...On this day I swear an oath - I will never, ever, click on a link on these boards again. I would gouge my eyes out after that, but it would do no good as the image is forever burned into my brain.
*runs away screaming*
must...click...link...resolve slipping...can't...reach...utility belt..
Oaths be damned!! I'm clicking it!
NOOOOO!!!
*runs away screaming again*
... created the burrow owl
... visits public hangings to shout letters at the gallows.
... bought a lot of apples to dish out on helloweedn - but put CHOCOLATE into them, so kids will get rotten teeth.
... slowly replaces coffee in machines with decaf, and after a couple of months, when everyone is over their addiction, replace it with espresso.
... writes emails to everyone he knows about everything he does. Especially the mundane stuff.
... Rings people's doorbells at night and runs away.
... Founded Apple.
... Has a clown training academy.
... Gives condiments to innocent childen.
... Masticates in the public.
... Makes screenshots of people's desktops, sets it as wallpaper, and deletes all icons and hides the taskbar.
... Changes the spellchecker to introduce errors instead of getting rid of them.
... Same as above, but introduces swearwords that replace innocent words.
... Taps his foot near pelican crossing for blind people.
... Has a mime training academy.
... invented speed bumps.
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... is able to penetrate our customer's minds and imput complaining ideas towards Paizo in us. (Note that I don't include constructive criticism in complaining.)
... is the one behind the USPS rates raise.
... has no talents, because having talent would mean he his GOOD at something. (Which is a paradox, because how can he be a powerful vilain if he has no talent?)
... became a lich before he was born.
... is in the process of having the word "live" and words of the same family, changed to something else. He can't stand the fact "live" is "evil" when spelled backwards.
... suddenly screems to startle those he is whispering to.
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... runs an EVIL University offering a doctorate in EVIL as well as training programs for those wanting to work in an EVIL Petting Zoo.
... hides dead fish in your car on the morning of a hot day.
... stole Gandhi's pants.
... doesn't tell you that the meat isn't kosher.
... tells dead baby jokes to women who've had miscarriages.
... uses a nutcracker when living minions disobey him.
... doesn't tell you that the in-laws are coming to stay for the weekend.
... teaches poodle puppies how to fly.
... Gives motivational speeches to Minions (who then stand up to their Overlords and are horribly executed)
... Invented silent letters (nomes will never be the same, and a lot of noledge is forever lost to us)
... Introduced irregular verbs
... Sells alien abduction insurances
... Opens people's PCs and puts fridge magnets under their disk and hard disk drives
... Hosts the annual proton pack stream crossing contest
... Breaks into people's flats when they are on vacation and programs their alarm clock to go off at 2 o'clok in the night each night, at full volume (and better hope you don't have some really loudspeakers he can jack on)
... sends you flowers in the name of people you secretly love but who hate you.
Rickrolling came out of the WoW community.
Since then I have been trying to come up with something new and distinctive. Since I can't fool anybody with this thread.. please try this new bomb out.
I think the clip needs to be trimmed so that it jumps right into the song.
Completely work safe but makes me cringe just thinking about it!
...puts the fun back in funeral!
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...puts the fun back in funeral!
...puts the "ral" back in funeral.
(I guess that makes more sense if you slur words like I do.)
...parks his hearse in front of the retirement home and when asked what he's doing, replies: "Just waiting."
...drives his hearse through residential neighbourhoods - playing ice cream truck music!
...was the mastermind behind the dreaded penis-copter attack at The Russian press conference!
LINK TO THE STRANGEST AND MOST AMUSING THING YOU WILL SEE THIS WEEK!
The whispering Tyrant knows no bounds!
...is a stranger to love.
...knows the rules and lies about them to you.
...is gonna give you up.
...is gonna let you down.
...is gonna run around and desert you.
...is gonna make you cry.
...is gonna say goodbye.
...is gonna tell a lie and hurt you... severely.
... Smashes the lightbulbs in kindergartens so the kids have to play in the dark.
... only serves flat Diet Coke at his parties.
Hm... I just read that as "serves Diet Coke in his panties".
...was the mastermind behind the dreaded penis-copter attack at The Russian press conference!
And now I see penises flying in the air.
I have to add another:
... makes you insecure about your sexuality.
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... Smashes the lightbulbs in kindergartens so the kids have to play in the dark.
... only serves flat Diet Coke at his parties.Hm... I just read that as "serves Diet Coke in his panties".
...was the mastermind behind the dreaded penis-copter attack at The Russian press conference!And now I see penises flying in the air.
I have to add another:
... makes you insecure about your sexuality.
There, there, KaeYoss, we're a very understanding and supportive community here. You can be honest with us on any topic you want. :)
But stay away from the Whispering Tyrant, I hear he's so evil he...
... makes fun of people based on their beliefs, the amount of pigmentation in their skin, and the number of X chromosomes they possess.
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...got rid of Saddam's WMDs before US forces could find them.
And the corollary for the other side of the fence.
...convinced Dubya that Saddam was hiding WMDs.
Counter-corollary.
...told the Dems Saddam had WMDs before the Bush presidency.
Okay, enough with the politics.
...knows if it was live or Memorex...and isn't telling.
...make Mike McArtor dress up like a japanese school girl and does the Hare Hare Yukai in the Paizo office.
So glad they don't allow drinks at the computers or I'd owe the USO a new monitor.
...encouraged Mick McArtur to have a Man crush on someone!
...introduced Michael Jackson to plastic surgery, and so much more... oh! So much more...
Wait... where did SirUrza say that? I totally missed it. :\
Don't flatter him with too much attention Mike, he's had enough this week.. But anyway, it's here
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...encouraged Mick McArtor to have a Man crush on someone!
I assure you Sharoth, my man crush is not Rick Astley. :P
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Don't flatter him with too much attention Mike, he's had enough this week.. But anyway, it's hereWait... where did SirUrza say that? I totally missed it. :\
Ha ha! I remember that movie! That gives me the idea for another WT saying. :D
... introduced Ralph Bakshi to the technique of rotoscoping... but didn't show him how to do it right.
...encouraged Mick McArtor to have a Man crush on someone!I assure you Sharoth, my man crush is not Rick Astley. :P
~innocent look~ But Mike! You so enjoy Rickrolling people that I just assumed that there was SOMETHING to it! That much Rickrolling CAN'T be wrong! Admit your love, Mike! Admit it!
~gives a wicked grin and then RUNS!!!~
Ha ha! I remember that movie! That gives me the idea for another WT saying. :D
That's my fantasy response to rickrolling. Instant cringe.
Though many people seem to remember the orc song fondly.
"Where there's a whip, We don't wanna go to war today, There's a way, Where's there's a whip, But the Lord of the lash says nay nay nay"
Not me.
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...encouraged Mick McArtor to have a Man crush on someone!I assure you Sharoth, my man crush is not Rick Astley. :P
I can most certainly assure you of this as well.
...became a perfectionist so he'd have more reasons to criticise people.
There, there, KaeYoss, we're a very understanding and supportive community here. You can be honest with us on any topic you want. :)
Okay. I'm coming out of the closet, now: I'm absolutely, 100% straight. Not even metrosexual. Which is a stupid concept, anyway. Gotta add that:
... invented "metrosexual"
... makes fun of people based on their beliefs, the amount of pigmentation in their skin, and the number of X chromosomes they possess.
What's "so" evil about this? It's mass-produced, everyday, boring evil. Everyone can do that.
What's the right number of X chromosomes, anyway? I have three, is that good? I hear Vin Diesel and Ice Cube also have them.
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...make Mike McArtor dress up like a japanese school girl and does the Hare Hare Yukai in the Paizo office.
We all know that nobody -made- him do that.
And I suppose I fall under the second part of McArtors statement against prejudice since I have been trying to explain to someone that its not her fault, when you have two X-chromosomes rubbing together it releases vicious into the blood stream. I stand by this statement though, as she was the one that suggested in a game that if they skinned a tattooed monk and somehow applied the skin to themselves it may then grant them some of their powers.
Umm, back on topic-
...Made it so that once you pop, you just can't stop.
-Tarlane
