Lilith |
...infiltrates the chatroom server and pulls the plug!
*grumbles, waits to hear more info from Presence and Gizmo*
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Mark Moreland Director of Brand Strategy |
...infiltrates the chatroom server and pulls the plug!
*grumbles, waits to hear more info from Presence and Gizmo*
...and in doing so made me think my office's webmaster was onto me and blocked it.
PURE EVIL!!!
Evil Genius |
...doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom!!!!
...gives plastic candy to children!!!!
...has a really loud and annoying cellphone ringtone... such as the Samurai Pizza Cats Theme Song!!!!
...ruins the ending of books you are reading!!!!
...steals Emperor Palpitine's lunch money!!!!
Vic Wertz Chief Technical Officer |
Gary Teter Senior Software Developer |
KaeYoss |
... will sic incompetent minions at you until you're convinced that all his lackeys are idiots and then break out the genius-level tarrasques.
... doesn't recycle.
... kills random people just to slander them on their own funeral
... slays family members just to get the day off.
... killed his parents and then demanded lenience from the court because he recently became an orphan
... is working on an epic spell Global Transmute Shampoo To Superglue
... equipped an old Trabi with an infernal engine powered by the souls of innocents so it can do about 400mph, just to zoom past Ferrarri and Lamborghini owners so they hang themselves in shame.
... his favourite drink is The Blood Of Nations.
... taught Crowley all he knows.
... operates several martial arts dojos where he intentionally trains people wrong to watch them get beaten up by total tools.
... told lemmings the Whole Truth. See what it did to them.
... programmed Marvin's satisfaction circuits
... altered humans genetically so their taste pleases most monsters.
... piddled on Linus' blanket
... fired Melkor for his overly benevolent streak.
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
Mike McArtor Contributor |
David Wickham |
I knew IT!
oh well at least well be able to make him write for Paizo for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
or at least a really long time
EDIT: isnt the Whispering Tyrant just a lich cause Mike would clearly be a dracolich but how big does a dracolich's 'new' body need to be i dont think there are many reptiles large enough in Washington
Mike McArtor Contributor |
EDIT: isnt the Whispering Tyrant just a lich cause Mike would clearly be a dracolich but how big does a dracolich's 'new' body need to be i dont think there are many reptiles large enough in Washington
Oh. Right. Darn it. Sorry Dungeon Grrrrl, the rules say I can't be the lich. Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.
5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu ˝
rbw thruw
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Jacob Burgess Contributor |
Sharoth |
Mike McArtor wrote:The long awaited return of Zombie Mike !!Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.
5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu ˝
rbw thruw
NO!!! Not Zombie Mike! He will be after our brains! After our flesh! After our bodies! ~thinks~ Holy!!! Get away from me, you homo-zombie!
~grins~
(~grins~ Yes, my sense of humor has gotten me into trouble before! And I am sure that it will again! But that is ok. I have sparp claws!)
KaeYoss |
... Invents cruel forms of turture, like
- tying all your body hairs to strings and yanking them out at once.
- sewing your pants closed and giving you laxatives
- anything involving ferrets or gerbils.
- the Papercut Machine
- locking a live bee into your ear, behind the eardrums. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dungeon Grrrl wrote:OMG Mikey is the Whispering Tyrant!*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
Oh my god, he IS a low-talker. Dungeon Grrrl, don't answer anything he says, you could be agreeing to wear puffy shirts on TV!
delabarre |
Mike McArtor wrote:The long awaited return of Zombie Mike !!Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.
5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu ˝
rbw thruw
I think he was just pounding his forehead against the keyboard...
Mike McArtor Contributor |
Rookseye |
...even has ANAGRAMS that are evil:
A Nephew-Trying Thirst (Tortures his relatives with dehydration)
A Nether Trysting Whip (Has some naughty undead weaponry)
Thy A Spinneret Wright (Makes his own spiders)
A Serpent Thigh, Wintry (Likes white dragons, ONLY the dark meat though)
A Tween Nightshirt Pry (Watch out Hannah Montana!)
A Herring, Twenty Piths (Herrings with pith helmets? EVIL!)
A Retyping Threw Hints (Ironic anagram result...think about it)
Try A Twin, Herpes Night (See...very naughty, Urgathoa naughty!)
A Nether Grip Thy Twins (NSFW...Sexual harassment in Gallowspire)
A Nether Wight Try Pins (Grappling wights? Level loss? Ye Gods!)
Ha! Genres Wit Thy Print (Rookseye is only your humble servant, My Tyrant)