The Whispering Tyrant is soooo evil, he...


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...infiltrates the chatroom server and pulls the plug!

*grumbles, waits to hear more info from Presence and Gizmo*

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Tarlane wrote:
SirUrza wrote:
...make Mike McArtor dress up like a japanese school girl and does the Hare Hare Yukai in the Paizo office.

We all know that nobody -made- him do that.

I was waiting for someone to say it, so I wouldn't have to. ;)

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Lilith wrote:

...infiltrates the chatroom server and pulls the plug!

*grumbles, waits to hear more info from Presence and Gizmo*

...and in doing so made me think my office's webmaster was onto me and blocked it.

PURE EVIL!!!


...doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom!!!!
...gives plastic candy to children!!!!
...has a really loud and annoying cellphone ringtone... such as the Samurai Pizza Cats Theme Song!!!!
...ruins the ending of books you are reading!!!!
...steals Emperor Palpitine's lunch money!!!!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

He's really not evil at all—he's just misunderstood.

For example, the whispering? He just doesn't want to wake the baby.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Vic Wertz wrote:
He just doesn't want to wake the baby.

Because babies are more delicious that way.

Liberty's Edge

Kills and kills to offset his own carbon footprint.


... will sic incompetent minions at you until you're convinced that all his lackeys are idiots and then break out the genius-level tarrasques.

... doesn't recycle.

... kills random people just to slander them on their own funeral

... slays family members just to get the day off.

... killed his parents and then demanded lenience from the court because he recently became an orphan

... is working on an epic spell Global Transmute Shampoo To Superglue

... equipped an old Trabi with an infernal engine powered by the souls of innocents so it can do about 400mph, just to zoom past Ferrarri and Lamborghini owners so they hang themselves in shame.

... his favourite drink is The Blood Of Nations.

... taught Crowley all he knows.

... operates several martial arts dojos where he intentionally trains people wrong to watch them get beaten up by total tools.

... told lemmings the Whole Truth. See what it did to them.

... programmed Marvin's satisfaction circuits

... altered humans genetically so their taste pleases most monsters.

... piddled on Linus' blanket

... fired Melkor for his overly benevolent streak.

Scarab Sages

....arranges geometric patterns of dead bunnies outside family residences every Easter.

....does the same thing with dead reindeer every Christmas.

Liberty's Edge

and the same thing with pumpkins every Halloween...


...calls Elric an amateur.


... kept interrupting my Battlestar Galactica and Dr. Who last week with emergency weather alerts. Darn that control weather!

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Leaked 4e.

Lone Shark Games

...created BreaKey.


...created the Eurovision Song Contest =O

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

... manages to get the Guide to Darkmoon Vale postponed... again...


...eats Cthulu Sushi.

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Warmage 101 wrote:

...created the Eurovision Song Contest =O

...and then he created the Eurovision Song Contest Addiction :=D

Finland and Turkey rocked!

He invented hay fever.

Scarab Sages

....takes up 2 parking spaces with one car.


Aberzombie wrote:
....takes up 2 parking spaces with one car.

Only 2? That's not even trying. Come back when he's up to two entire parking sites.

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Aberzombie wrote:
....takes up 2 parking spaces with one car.

I do that all the time at the office here. He he. ^_^


Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
....takes up 2 parking spaces with one car.
I do that all the time at the office here. He he. ^_^

OMG Mikey is the Whispering Tyrant!


...doesn't wash his hands after using the little liches room.

Former VP of Finance

...doesn't eat, so uses the little liches' room just to mess it up and then yell at the janitor about it not being pristine.


... Tosses kids down the stairs and complaints to their mothers about the hasty youth nowadays.

... Nukes brides on their wedding day and says "You're looking radiant"

... Directs commercials for Apple

Dark Archive Contributor

Dungeon Grrrl wrote:
OMG Mikey is the Whispering Tyrant!

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

Dark Archive

I knew IT!

oh well at least well be able to make him write for Paizo for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

or at least a really long time

Spoiler:
nah forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever sounds much better

EDIT: isnt the Whispering Tyrant just a lich cause Mike would clearly be a dracolich but how big does a dracolich's 'new' body need to be i dont think there are many reptiles large enough in Washington

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David Wickham wrote:
EDIT: isnt the Whispering Tyrant just a lich cause Mike would clearly be a dracolich but how big does a dracolich's 'new' body need to be i dont think there are many reptiles large enough in Washington

Oh. Right. Darn it. Sorry Dungeon Grrrrl, the rules say I can't be the lich. Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.

5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu &#733;
rbw thruw

Dark Archive

maybe if paizo let you work remotely from a swamp somewhere

liches are almost dracoliches the common folk probably wouldnt care about the difference if you called yourself one i doubt they would argue

also regular zombie or dradon zombie ;)

Dark Archive Contributor

David Wickham wrote:
also regular zombie or dradon zombie ;)

That reminds me of a Venture Brothers question: pirate ghost or ghost pirate? Very subtle difference... ;)

Dark Archive Contributor

... squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle. He's living only for thrills.

*wiggles toes*

Dark Archive

Mike McArtor wrote:

Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.

5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu &#733;
rbw thruw

The long awaited return of Zombie Mike !!


baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:

Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.

5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu &#733;
rbw thruw

The long awaited return of Zombie Mike !!

NO!!! Not Zombie Mike! He will be after our brains! After our flesh! After our bodies! ~thinks~ Holy!!! Get away from me, you homo-zombie!

~grins~

(~grins~ Yes, my sense of humor has gotten me into trouble before! And I am sure that it will again! But that is ok. I have sparp claws!)


Mike McArtor wrote:
Dungeon Grrrl wrote:
OMG Mikey is the Whispering Tyrant!

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....


...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!

(Kicks feet)


... Invents cruel forms of turture, like
- tying all your body hairs to strings and yanking them out at once.
- sewing your pants closed and giving you laxatives
- anything involving ferrets or gerbils.
- the Papercut Machine
- locking a live bee into your ear, behind the eardrums. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mike McArtor wrote:
Dungeon Grrrl wrote:
OMG Mikey is the Whispering Tyrant!

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

*whisper whisper*

Oh my god, he IS a low-talker. Dungeon Grrrl, don't answer anything he says, you could be agreeing to wear puffy shirts on TV!

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:

Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.

5e5
p iy5 ij ij e5ujrswu &#733;
rbw thruw

The long awaited return of Zombie Mike !!

I think he was just pounding his forehead against the keyboard...

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
KaeYoss wrote:
Oh my god, he IS a low-talker. Dungeon Grrrl, don't answer anything he says, you could be agreeing to wear puffy shirts on TV!

Dungeon Grrrl makes puffy shirts look good.


David Wickham wrote:
isnt the Whispering Tyrant just a lich cause Mike would clearly be a dracolich...

Sure, he looks like a dragon, but that's probably just a shapechange spell. A lich of Mike's level and ability bonus can probably cast shapechange seven or eight times a day...


delabarre wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Oh my god, he IS a low-talker. Dungeon Grrrl, don't answer anything he says, you could be agreeing to wear puffy shirts on TV!
Dungeon Grrrl makes puffy shirts look good.

Prove it!

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...throws threads about himself off topic just to watch the mayhem.

...causes the messageboards to time out whenever someone writes a long post.

...claims credit for inventing the Zombie Mike running gag.

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... never whispers when he's at the movies...

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KaeYoss wrote:
delabarre wrote:


Dungeon Grrrl makes puffy shirts look good.
Prove it!

Prove an opinion?


delabarre wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
delabarre wrote:


Dungeon Grrrl makes puffy shirts look good.
Prove it!
Prove an opinion?

Visual proof.


... He tears down real castles to build theme park castles.

Dark Archive

...even has ANAGRAMS that are evil:

A Nephew-Trying Thirst (Tortures his relatives with dehydration)

A Nether Trysting Whip (Has some naughty undead weaponry)

Thy A Spinneret Wright (Makes his own spiders)

A Serpent Thigh, Wintry (Likes white dragons, ONLY the dark meat though)

A Tween Nightshirt Pry (Watch out Hannah Montana!)

A Herring, Twenty Piths (Herrings with pith helmets? EVIL!)

A Retyping Threw Hints (Ironic anagram result...think about it)

Try A Twin, Herpes Night (See...very naughty, Urgathoa naughty!)

A Nether Grip Thy Twins (NSFW...Sexual harassment in Gallowspire)

A Nether Wight Try Pins (Grappling wights? Level loss? Ye Gods!)

Ha! Genres Wit Thy Print (Rookseye is only your humble servant, My Tyrant)

Scarab Sages

Mike McArtor wrote:

Guess I have to go back to being Zombie Mike.

What's wrong with being a zombie?

Scarab Sages

....runs over a child's beloved dog or cat, just so he can then animate the corpse to attack said child.

Liberty's Edge

...was a founding member of the Blue Man Group. (now thats evil)

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
also regular zombie or dradon zombie ;)
That reminds me of a Venture Brothers question: pirate ghost or ghost pirate? Very subtle difference... ;)

That wasn't Venture Bros., that was South Park. Specifically, the South Park where Korn comes to visit.

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