"So I should shoot it?"
"Yes Obi, you can shoot it.."
Bo does the saem in his surprise round.
lol..
"Die! Die! Die! Statue Scum!"
Sounds like a plan
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You folks do get a surprise round as the poor statue is just minding it's own business. It is likely even contemplating the solutions to world peace and hunger issues.
Bander lets loose with his throwing stars and pistol
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You should start with a surprise round.
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If you're innocent I apologize! Talk to the paladin!
Everyone but the oppressive paladin hits the sitting duck. You might as well go ahead and see if you can finish it off before it even moves from it's productive contemplation.
(deadly aim, clustered shots)
Waiting for Bo's first round attacks to see if it's dead already. I rather expect it to be (even though Obi screwed the pooch).
Bo fires a trio of bullets at the poor golem.. Burn a grit for damage boost.
steel..
clusttered shots..
As it shatters into pieces it yells "Rosebud!"
"Had it comin'......"
Search the area..
If he finds nothing he reloads and opens the coffin..
"Really? First you tell us to shoot a peaceful statue, and now you're grave robbing?"
"Did you actually go to paladin school?"
I hear it's a correspondence course. What with the Mana Wastes and all.
"It's hardly grave robbing if there's a mummy lich clown in there.. Try not to forget what this place is. You guys would probably be on the bad guys team if I weren't here to keep you in line."
He did online paladin school.
"Whatever you got to tell yourself to make it through the day ..."
Oddly enough the coffin is empty. There's gold on the lid, but it will take a lot of time to pry it off. There's a bunch of bottles of what appear to be good wine lining the shelves in the room.
"Ouch, we shot the necromancer's clay golem sommelier."
This guy gets a fancy walking man to man his wine cellar crypt? Last time I went into a tavern the bartender told me to draw my own damn ale from the cask.
Granted I'd just arrested half his customers but still. It's the principle of the thing.
Bo closes the lid and turns. "Alright, to Sloth.. No one being lazy now!!"
You proceed on to lazytown.
The air grows thick and foul-smelling in this chamber, yet the vaporous stink here is nothing compared to the insult to the senses elsewhere. Slime encrusts the walls in swaths of sickly brown and noxious green. A foamy sewage channel runs along a slippery walkway, the thickly shuddering skin atop the slowly churning fluid seeming to hint that, despite its repulsive appearance and smell, something lurks in those depths.
Need perception checks as you head into the area.
"Jan! What crawled up your butt and died !?!"
"Great, now we have to fight booger monsters.."
percep
Yapp will channel once to top everyone else off and hopefully heal Bander as well..
Bander gets the heals too..
There is a thing! Kill it!
Bander sends a fireball to the area.
since you can't really see it, you can't tell if it saved. You are sure it put the fireball in the right place though. It does still seem to be moving.
I think you've got your breakfast stuck in your mustache again Obi. Next time try using a spoon instead of sticking your entire head into the latrine!
"I was going to attempt to communicate Bander!! Dangit!!"
He fires..
steel vs FF..
Oh so we talk to skulking invisible things but slaughter statue men? Are these rules written down somewhere?
There's an invisible skulker? Is this the women's bath?
"Where!?!" Obi shouts as he spins about, peering this way and that.
Bo pegs the poor little creature on its mission of mercy, and everyone sees a figure fall from the air into the gunk at the far side of the room, with a wet plop.
"It was a quasit.. Demons are evil and beyond bringing back to the light. And calm down Bander was just jesting with yea. It seems you folks have all the humor one minute and none the next.. Who's leading us into Fart City?"
"Hobbit's heads are down at butt-level for most of the world, so I'm sure Bander's people have developed a resistance to smells like this over time." Obi answers Bo.
"Just don't fall in." he says to Bander. "If it's more than waist deep you're likely to drown in poo."
Hey! I always have a sense of humor. It's just as a shieldmarshal I'm supposed to apprehend people before I try to kill them.
There are rules you know.